Why don't y'all have a weigh-in challenge? From things you've both dropped here I assume y'all are at similar weights but being a Beaner you are likely shorter. So you'd have to even the score and make it a percentage of BMI loss or something.

What's the point unless you make it competitive somehow? Even though it's only the internet it's a more tangible goal than the dream of a beautiful woman at the end of your weight-loss rainbow.

edit: I am thinking about this a little bit... there'd be Team Panzer and Team Frankie. A common cheer of both teams would be "post less garbage, pump more iron!". I'll even Captain Frankie's team since Alex and I have fallen out, though there are several better qualified to captain either team. I'd suggest Gia and Floofin as Captains and let them choose who they coach.