File this image in the "This is why you should never go Grocery Shopping on an empty stomach" category, pertaining to why you should never EVER go 2 weeks without jerking off or seeing your current whore du jour, and then all of a sudden one morning getting up and plugging into some online porn and jerking off to the first whore you find and releasing your pent up splooge in an overexcited manner......In my case it was 5 or so years ago, I had abstained from splooging for too long, I woke up in the fresh clean Northern California Mountain Air and signed on to my computer to check my e-mail.....At the time I had signed up for some online Porn Minutes via none other than Gia Jerking's Video On Demand Service ( I was trying to be a good burg-friend to Gia, and her webpage VOD reflected the overall servicey whore quality she exuded back then...) Anyway, the first Movie / whore I saw was a Madison Ivy flick, one of her firsts, back when she was skinny and petite and blond and seemingly aloofishly Hott and filthy and intelligently nasty (the perfect whore qualities.) It triggered a brief but frenzied, and now in hindsight awkwardly embarassing, infatuation with Madison's ability to (1) throw her ankles behind her head and stare with her big eyes in perverted wonderment at the pulsating angry penis penetrating her pussy; (2) Inhale engorged penile appendages down her throat, and seeing her tiny throat actually EXPAND when the angry penis penetrates past her epiglotus .....

To see this woman today, having lost all her "natural raunchiness and splooge factor" and replaced by surgically enhanced "empty calorie raunchiness and sexual satisfaction, JUST WTF was I thinking (and whacking) back then?????