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#582015 - 01/30/13 08:09 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Mr. Meat]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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No Brainer, just like you. Billy Redden:  Now crawl back in your hole, worm.
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#582102 - 01/31/13 09:41 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Awesome thread from the confederate, awesome wheeling down mammary lane
Honestly, I viewed this thread initially with trepidation....Bornyo is like the older brother I never had (and Never wanted, so instead I just think of Bornyo as a good friend and someone who I can share my confederate sympathies with despite the fact I am a born and bred Connecticut yankee.) Bornyo also knows the shit about yours truly....in fact Bornyo knows pretty much everything about me, the good the bad the spectacularly bad and then some.....I am an open book as most of you know, the one thing I am somewhat proud of here at XPT: While many have come and gone, and been shown to be neurotic idiots, or posers or fake-phonies (or phony fakes), I've been open and honest from day one about who/what/where I am, in all my crippled ugliness and glory....
Bornyo has seen and heard it all as regards me, he is XPT's resident "Burg-meister".... i.e. The resident authority on all things Burg (in fact he knows ME better than I know myself.)
In fact , from now on, if anyone has a question for me or about me, ASk Bornyo.
Edited to add: Up until about a year ago, I kept in touch with CEara via Niteflirt.....I know some whores in the strip clubs in various cities who also have thriving Webcam/phonesex business, so naturally in my fuckedupness and debauchery, I further pollute my mind with filth from Niteflirt. But in Ceara's case we just stayed in touch, until she just stopped communicating.....in her niteflirt biz I hope she didnt piss off the wrong "loser" and is now in someone's garden fertilizing the lettuce and carrots that will serve as BUNNY food next easter....anyway, she was a lot of fun, I do miss her and our insightful chats. She is also another person here who really KNEW and Understood the inner workings and mind of daburglar. I SHOULD HAVE HIRED HER AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Edited by Da Burglar (01/31/13 09:52 PM)
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#582116 - 01/31/13 11:55 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Awesome thread from the confederate, awesome wheeling down mammary lane
Honestly, I viewed this thread initially with trepidation....Bornyo is like the older brother I never had (and Never wanted, so instead I just think of Bornyo as a good friend and someone who I can share my confederate sympathies with despite the fact I am a born and bred Connecticut yankee.) Bornyo also knows the shit about yours truly....in fact Bornyo knows pretty much everything about me, the good the bad the spectacularly bad and then some.....I am an open book as most of you know, the one thing I am somewhat proud of here at XPT: While many have come and gone, and been shown to be neurotic idiots, or posers or fake-phonies (or phony fakes), I've been open and honest from day one about who/what/where I am, in all my crippled ugliness and glory....
Bornyo has seen and heard it all as regards me, he is XPT's resident "Burg-meister".... i.e. The resident authority on all things Burg (in fact he knows ME better than I know myself.)
In fact , from now on, if anyone has a question for me or about me, ASk Bornyo.
Edited to add: Up until about a year ago, I kept in touch with CEara via Niteflirt.....I know some whores in the strip clubs in various cities who also have thriving Webcam/phonesex business, so naturally in my fuckedupness and debauchery, I further pollute my mind with filth from Niteflirt. But in Ceara's case we just stayed in touch, until she just stopped communicating.....in her niteflirt biz I hope she didnt piss off the wrong "loser" and is now in someone's garden fertilizing the lettuce and carrots that will serve as BUNNY food next easter....anyway, she was a lot of fun, I do miss her and our insightful chats. She is also another person here who really KNEW and Understood the inner workings and mind of daburglar. I SHOULD HAVE HIRED HER AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT Boring me like its 2006, could the first paragraph be any more self serving?
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#582125 - 02/01/13 12:56 AM
Re: XPT Trivia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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every single post I make is self serving....who else should I serve, you? My xpt world revolves around me, and those satellite perverts and retards (like you) whom I choose to include in it...
I abhor hypocrisy; you are a monument to it.
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#582165 - 02/01/13 02:34 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Da Burglar]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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every single post I make is self serving....who else should I serve, you? My xpt world revolves around me, and those satellite perverts and retards (like you) whom I choose to include in it...
I abhor hypocrisy; you are a monument to it.
Hey Burg, how you living?? 
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#582297 - 02/02/13 03:44 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
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She does look like she's toned up. But in this image she's doing her Foster impression. "A Wider Shade of Pale. . ."
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#582614 - 02/05/13 10:14 AM
Burg extends Monkey yet another invite....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey Burg, how you living?? I am inviting you over to find out....Once again, Club Da Burglar is inviting Smelly monkey over for drinks and conversation, in a latest attempt at bridge building and hatchet burying( just not in each other's skull). Monkey is cordially invited to Atlantic City as Burg's guest, you can either stay with me or I will gladly put you up for a couple nights at the Hotel of your choice, you name it....I'll cook and then later we'll climb aboard my handivan and head up to NYC to visit Gia and Gypsy (if we can find them and if they will abide us for a couple hours.) This offer is 100% valid , although I doubt if anyone can make the claim that the Monkey is 100% valid, or can even validate WHICH smelly monkey can and will show up to redeem this offer. Monks, PM me your phone number and we'll set this up.....unless you still have my number from the last time I sent it to you offering to meet up for lunch or some shit.... I'm serious....too many people have come (both arriving here at the board and then SPLOOGING various filth in posts) and gone ....Their faces fade as the years go by....oh wait, wrong room.... No what i mean is too many worth while characters have either disappeared, croaked or revealed to be aliens posing as normal people, or people posing as aliens (or someone they are not.) Monkey is such a character, and I want to meet him (plural if need be) before he disappears, croaks etc. I cant wait, Monks, I am already planning the menu :banana_ecoli:
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#582663 - 02/06/13 12:01 AM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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I imagine this correlates to the 10th birthday of XPT coming up in the next few months.
http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php Nice find Willie.
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#582694 - 02/06/13 01:44 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php
Look at the bottom of that screen shot and see who the "newest Poster" was at that moment in time....it was none other than Dave "The Sargent SLaughter of the Porn Industry" Cummings.....<burg waits 8 seconds for the old school WWE/WWF reference to meld with the Old School Porn-in-the-days-of-Ed Powers_Rodney Moore_Maxx-Old Guys-self shooting Scenes with hott chicks before the ravages of crack take over era....> I wonder what influence Dave Cummings' Military career segue into Porn had upon General David Petraeus? Afterall, they were comparing Petraeus and his "Success" in Iraq and Afghanistan with DOuglas Macarthur's brilliant landing at Inchon in September 1950, some saying Petraeus even eclipsed General Norman "No relation to Arnold Schwarzenpecker" Schwarzkopf as the greatest US General since Vietnam.....afterall, "Sex in the Army" is the number one career killer according to latest Pentagon studies.... I cannot believe Petraues tanked his own act over the hideously average poon he is alleged to have fucked....watching Old farts from the military like Dave cummings MUST HAVE HAD something to do with this, it JUST HAD TO!!! <Burg starts singing Military hymns in the middle of the Atlantic City Boradwalk...people put money in my martinit glass; God BLAST America!!!> Hey Willie, how's it hanging? :Banana_Hillary Scott_ Pretzel_Snacks:
Edited by Da Burglar (02/06/13 01:45 PM)
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#615148 - 08/07/14 12:45 PM
Re: XPT Trivia
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Aw. I missed you guys.
Like fake cancer.
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