Youtube already bleeped everything, so scroll down in the article for the nsfw version including smash, smash, sa...mash!

Pretty fucking golden.

Tru dat. Great find Bornyo.

Them Stern fans are quick on the gifs.

Awesome

Saw this on Ann Althouse's blog earlier today. She's a law prof at the University of Wisconsin. For some reason, everyone seems desperate to know this guy's backstory. I guess it might be interesting, as he is from rural West Virginia, now wandering aimlessly around California and has apparently been estranged from his entire family.

of course he's estranged from his family. he's as fucken crazy as the guy he killed.

I guess that he may have been shunned from a clan of meth-billies either for narcing on Uncle Gropey or not consummating an arranged marriage with a cousin-sister. Or, this aint his first hatchet rodeo and he's on the run.

The skrillbilly tribe it was. And don't be so tough on Uncle Gropey. He had a tough deal going with Care Bear, Pedo Bear's twisted cousin.

Antione Dawson's half brother. Kid's a true vulgarian. Straight out of Dog Town.

Point of order...the hatcheted guy did not die of his smash, smash, suh-mashing.

That gives the idea of swift, swift, ju-husstice a serious downer though.

I know but...it appears to make Kai more appealing/marketable- dude didn't kill the man. He needed three Sah-Mashes, apprently.

I just hope Kai gets some money out of this somehow, even if it's the local police crimestopper reward. I don't think I'd watch a reality show featuring him but would certainly watch a few more 5 minute interviews.

missed that. i guess it explains his running away and scurrying around.
any idea where the hatchet came from?.

i watched it once and had kai as the new jessie from mtv back in the day.

He is a hobo, he keeps a hatchet in his pack.

Doubt he gets any reward. He would have to give things like name, birthday, SS#. Dude is hiding from something.

Kai apparently travels with a hatchet (and removed it from his pack) so he can craft crude lodging from underbrush and cut firewood for beachside bonfires appropriate for someone to play acoustic guitar beside.

Sorry, I am re-writing my own 20's via Kai and have merely deduced the foregoing from that one interview. It is a thing of beauty.

yeah...it's good stuff.

best 5 minutes ever on local news!

I have to agree.

A job and shower is my guess.

See, that's why all classrooms should have a teacher with a hatchet in them. Constution sez so.

In that case he could just move to Chicago.

He shouldn't go to Chicago. Never bring a hatchet to a gunfight.

Or Detroit. Maybe two hatchets ala Gibson in the Patriot.

hatchet to a gun fight?. he didn't finish with a hatchet at a fist fight. this guy belongs in his own little world and this video will most likely bring him nothing but trouble.

The dude has vanished. I have no idea what he's hiding from but think it's great he got his shot at fame and walked away from it.

There can be no other answer other than that he is hiding from something.

You never know. It seems pretty common for these types to get some media attention and the very real chance of getting out of their situation and to short circuit it somehow. Who knows why? At the end of the day there will always be people unable to function in the "real world". It may be just that simple.

He may not even know he's gone viral.

^ Brilliant.

Kimmel gave him the surf board and wet suit that he asked for in the video.

What is he like a hobo or some shit.

he's a dirty hippy with a weak arm but good intentions meatz.

I'm sick of him already. Epic Beard Man would fuck him up, hatchet or no hatchet.

Epic Beard Man and Kai, that has the makings of a hit TV show!

Holy shit almighty, that's awesome!

He doesn't look like a bum more of a hobo.

Isn't a hobo just a travelling bum?

Hobos supposedly have a code of honor and don't beg for handouts. They are willing to do menial work to pay for their keep and believe in leaving a place better than when they arrive (the old Boy Scout campsite rule). It is the unstructured, adventurous lifestyle they seek, not begging for change. They even have fucking conventions!

I believe hobos are very insulted by being lumped in with bums; much like honest, hard-working black people hate being tarred with the tritone brush.

People have soften their stances on bums by calling them homeless people, I sometimes slip up and call bums 'homeless people' and get mad at myself after the fact. Probably due to the fact our society is awash in this PC stupidity and occasionally it overwhelms me.

What ever happened to good old stigmatization? Why do we celebrate 'single mothers' (unwed mothers with bastard children) and pity 'homeless people' (bums) when they should be treated with scorn?

post 666^

A satanic Brendan Alt ID. Only if it had occurred on Friday the 13th.

Political correctness - or hypocrisy - is just an annoying attempt to appear caring while not doing so and easily discarded as superfluous social make-up. Don't mind the lizard skin.

Well. What would you call a well kept bum?

Luke Ford?

Mike South.

13+ years in the dogooder industrial complex have told me you're exactly right. They love the idea of caring more than they do the actual work that comes with true caring.

As an aside, dogooders are the most cruel people you will ever come into contact with in a workplace. While not shocking in and of itself, the ability to preach tolerance, respect, inclusion...all that shit, while at the same time jamming a knife in your back is so hypocritical it's staggering.

You are so right. In one office where I worked there were a couple of us who were a little rambunctious about discussing the porn events we went to the night before and a couple of the "feminist" ladies in the office would look at us with contempt.

There was this one dude who played the "feminist" card with these ladies and they adored him and a couple of them even dated him for a short period.

He was a complete user and fucked the "feminist" ladies in the office he dated over hardcore by cheating on them, being emotionally abusive, etc.

The people talking about porn would have been much better dating material for the "feminist" ladies, but porn is so evil and degrading to women so the "feminist" dude is a much better man in their eyes.

This dude loved to set up conflict for his own amusement. He would individually approach persons A and B and intimate that A was talking shit about B (to B) and then say that B was talking shit about A (to A). He would sit back and watch the fireworks.

"There was this one dude who played the "feminist" card with these ladies and they adored him and a couple of them even dated him for a short period.

He was a complete user and fucked the "feminist" ladies in the office he dated over hardcore by cheating on them, being emotionally abusive, etc. "

i saw that coming.

I met a person a few years who was so nice to everyone I was suspicious. Was he slightly retarded or what other defect did he have that wasn't apparent? I found out from others, he is a normal, genuinely nice person. What a sad world we live in when nice people are suspect. BTW, triteone, he is one of your ilk.

If only figgs was more manipulative.

are you telling me this is abnormal behavior?.

see tale of two titties thread.

It doesn't matter what a horrible person you are, it doesn't matter how shitty your are to individuals, as long as you believe the right way. As long as you parrot the dogooder philosophy, you're golden, Ponyboy.

I wonder if some shrinks - actual, not generalising plural here - basically got the same impression as Barry, just don't think finding something worthwhile to do and getting out of being the pusher for big pharma's a wise next move somehow. The truth's in the supply chain.

Are you actually bitter because dude sah-mashed the bad guy with an axe instead of shooting him?

Oh, Shit! You all are, aren't you?

No, not all. The conversation wandered into people pretending to care about the lessers in society. I gave my standard dogooder rant, Kingfish expanded, there were responses. The above was talking about dogooders in general. The people whose job it is to "help" the Kais of the world, not Kai himself.

As for him popping the maniac, good for him. How would the whole thing have turned out if the maniac and Kai's paths not crossed at the moment? Hand of God, weird coincidence?

1 minute from the asteroid. See you all in Hell.

GAH! Sorry, I misread that, but it's been a freakishly weird day. The art & design college down the road burned down, my buddy's GF seems to have been arrested for the murder of her mom and I managed to lose $30 on the way back from the store. And the sun ain't set.

In a li'l while, this conversation will pick back up in the Drinkin' thread.

Drinking that fucking Night Train in a Camden gutter.

No worries. Plus the meteor and asteroid. All around weird day here.

i knew that guy was a piece of shit. there's only one reason you choose that lifestyle and it all has to do with anonymous sex with dudes. he couldn't drive a truck so he hopped a train.

I guess that is why he's dead to his family in WV.

love to hear from this weirdo regarding this story...

Yes.

Feet of clay and mouth of sperm.

kai been done arrested..



http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-hitchhiker-tattoo-kai-murder-20130517,0,919814.story

The neck tattoos will burn you every time.

update

turns out this guy is canadian so it puts the "unassuming" tag into perspective.

Brandon should audition him.