Alright. I needed a smoke and a moment of clarity. It's snowy out. The big game is on tonight, and I'm trapped in hell with a pack of ciggarettes, a lighter, and a twisting and turning furious dragon beating in my chest ready to burn it all down.

So first and foremost, the question begs: what exactly is a brony? Let's take the base defintion and we'll go from there. I mean, there's only fucking 5000 defintions out there, so you know, I have to pic one and display it herelkjoijidonAKJDOIOIJ-------------
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Sorry. This is a hard thread to write. Focus.

Let's start over. Here we go:

Brony-
Fans of the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
According to BronyStudy, the age of bronies ranges from 14 to 57, with the average age being 21 years old. The fandom is predominantly male, with approximately 86% of bronies being male. The term "brony" applies to both the male and female fans of the show, although the term "pegasister" is occasionally used to identify the female fans.
There is a large misconception in the sexual orientation of bronies, as many non-bronies and anti-bronies claim that bronies are gay. The truth is that, according to BronyStudy, approximately 84% of bronies described themselves as heterosexual, 1.7% described themselves as homosexual, 10.3% described themselves as bisexual and 3.8% as asexual. This is about an average distribution of sexual orientation.
"I started watching MLP:FiM yesterday."
"Oh, so you're a brony?"
*brohoof*