^^OK, that makes much more sense to me.^^

Nope, General George S. Patton Jr. He "hosted" her on a USO tour.

I don't think Jules Jordan shot it or anything, but it was the hot scandal at the time.

i'd cunt-kick dinah just because it sounds cool.
the fruit guy i can do without.

@jerky... yellowstone because there aint no terrorism like domestic terrorism. good question btw.

That must have been when Patton was in Ike's doghouse. I can't imagine that a field army commander in combat would have time to screw around with a USO floozy.

apparently a man in uniform got her sprung.

Have a drink with Paul Lynde catch a foul ball at a baseball game with JMV's face.

And I can't let a thread that detours into a Duane Allman thread go to waste.




My all time favorite guitar solo

Oprah. I'd have too much of an urge to punch Cruise in the face, and face the impending lawsuit. With Oprah and her gaseous ways, I'd just breathe through my mouf and ready the never-ending flurries of high-five's.

Smoke weed with Kristina Rose and her six Tritone buddies, or go to the Vet with Dana Dearmond with a long stay in the waiting room?

LOL!

Finally. His series of postings didn't seem to go anywhere until now.
And he continued to wander through the board, the compulsion to stock something smashing on heavily in his clouded mind.

I'd smoke weed with the dunce and avoid listening to crazy yap while staring at that ugly fucking cat. I swear the only thing more repugnant than that cat is Daner's soul.

Plus, I figure by about 15 minutes after the blunt is gone, I could probably get the black guys laughing like crazy by shit talking the dunce.

"Ok, so which one of you fellas is tappin this ho? Wait a minute, I'll start easy, any of you fellas AINT tapped this ho? Izell, you fucked her? Did she suck yer dick? Well if you made it outta 9th grade, your dick is prolly the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth.

You know she thought they called it The Jackson 5, because that was Michael's favorite age to turn a boy out?

I tell ya, this bitch is sooooo stupid....calm down a second son and I'll tell ya. This bitch soooo stupid, she refused to be in a 3D porn cause she said she could only fit 2 dicks in her cunt.

I know, man, I know. She so dumb, bitch was walkin round with a quarter in each ear cause someone told her she had to hear 50cent.

Alright, alright that's all the time I have for tonight. Now if one of y'all would be kind enough to gimme my wallet back, I'm gonna get up outta here."

See, I figured that Kristna would be too busy sucking convict cock in between puffs that it would just turn into an awkward situation. She aint into the whities, ya know? But, at least you'd get high. Dana might throw you some puss, if you played your cards right. Go around the waiting room baby-talking all the cute little animals, make some shit up about all the charities you donate too. Maybe even do some research over at ADT and really hit the right topics.

bravo, you sick fuck!