I'd smoke weed with the dunce and avoid listening to crazy yap while staring at that ugly fucking cat. I swear the only thing more repugnant than that cat is Daner's soul.

Plus, I figure by about 15 minutes after the blunt is gone, I could probably get the black guys laughing like crazy by shit talking the dunce.

"Ok, so which one of you fellas is tappin this ho? Wait a minute, I'll start easy, any of you fellas AINT tapped this ho? Izell, you fucked her? Did she suck yer dick? Well if you made it outta 9th grade, your dick is prolly the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth.

You know she thought they called it The Jackson 5, because that was Michael's favorite age to turn a boy out?

I tell ya, this bitch is sooooo stupid....calm down a second son and I'll tell ya. This bitch soooo stupid, she refused to be in a 3D porn cause she said she could only fit 2 dicks in her cunt.

I know, man, I know. She so dumb, bitch was walkin round with a quarter in each ear cause someone told her she had to hear 50cent.

Alright, alright that's all the time I have for tonight. Now if one of y'all would be kind enough to gimme my wallet back, I'm gonna get up outta here."