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#58223 - 09/24/04 08:09 PM Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Okay the whole purpose of this thread is just so i can go to one thread to pick out pictures i tend to use a lot without having to dig them up.











Skeeter with kyoto in the background , its great



jrv

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#58224 - 09/24/04 08:11 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58225 - 09/24/04 08:16 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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I think thats all of them.
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#58226 - 09/24/04 08:18 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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If you have any good pictures of swami/wankus please post them, i can't get enough of that guy.
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#58227 - 09/24/04 08:19 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58228 - 09/24/04 08:22 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Yes thats the best picture for when my band or urinating monkeys decide to stop by and wouldn't you know who just knocked on the door.


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#58229 - 09/25/04 12:31 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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This isn't what I look like. But, sadly, it's not a bad guess. I don't wear glasses, and I haven't had a mustache in about 25 years.

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jrv




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#58230 - 09/25/04 01:40 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Fess up Jojo, you just LOVE my cock.


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#58231 - 09/25/04 02:08 AM BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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#58232 - 09/25/04 03:37 AM Re: BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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The second one looks very good, sometimes i use to wonder what happens inside smartts head when the mouse stops running on the spinning wheel, and now i think i know.

And i dare anyone to doubt that the following picture is NOT jrv. I have seen many snakes in the grass before and this is what they look like, innocent mice, thats two mice refrences in the same thread. Silver bullets, take me to the river.

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#58233 - 09/25/04 03:40 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Fess up Jojo, you just LOVE my cock




What was it?, my smartt penis picture thread that gave it away?.
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#58234 - 09/26/04 02:55 PM Re: BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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The second one looks very good, sometimes i use to wonder what happens inside smartts head when the mouse stops running on the spinning wheel, and now i think i know.

And i dare anyone to doubt that the following picture is NOT jrv. I have seen many snakes in the grass before and this is what they look like, innocent mice, thats two mice refrences in the same thread. Silver bullets, take me to the river.







Jrv is Tod Hunter?

Hey, Tod, you're too good for porn, did you know that?

Well, at least that's what all the online gossip people say about you.
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#58235 - 10/13/04 04:56 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Hey has anyone got the smartt pic without the rapist on the top?. Im going to list it on a few gay dating sites. Thanks monkey, or can someone cut the 4 screen smartt photo at the bottom into singles.

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#58236 - 10/13/04 06:01 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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I like the whore in the pink cap in the first set. Thanks Monkey, and I will work on cutting those four apart.
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#58237 - 10/13/04 08:17 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Hey has anyone got the smartt pic without the rapist on the top?. Im going to list it on a few gay dating sites. Thanks monkey, or can someone cut the 4 screen smartt photo at the bottom into singles.






ask and ye shall receive


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#58238 - 10/14/04 01:47 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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ask and ye shall receive





thanks jew jap
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#58239 - 09/09/05 09:44 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Just putting this picture here so I know where it is in the future.


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#58240 - 09/09/05 06:02 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58241 - 09/09/05 06:06 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58242 - 11/24/05 03:01 AM Happy Days
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Happy days. I was just looking at this thread and the jrv pic is back up.

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#58243 - 11/24/05 05:40 AM Re: Happy Days
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just making sure it's an attachment this time so we're not subject to jrv taking it off his site again. happy thanksgiving, y'all.


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#58244 - 11/24/05 09:27 AM Re: Happy Days
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great call we need to make sure this pic never goes away again.

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#58245 - 11/28/05 08:49 AM Re: Happy Days
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just making sure it's an attachment this time so we're not subject to jrv taking it off his site again. happy thanksgiving, y'all.




Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?
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#58246 - 11/28/05 10:53 AM Re: Happy Days
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#58247 - 11/28/05 02:00 PM Re: Happy Days
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ay caramba - just say no to drugs!
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#58248 - 11/28/05 03:52 PM Re: Happy Days
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Is it bad taste to put these two photographs together?






Oh well, too late. At least I'll give Fayner credit for teaching me that the Jews really don't run the world.
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#58249 - 11/28/05 05:00 PM Re: Happy Days
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What's sad about that is that Fayner looks worse than anyone in the upper picture.
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#58250 - 11/28/05 05:39 PM Re: Happy Days
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#58251 - 11/28/05 06:54 PM Re: Happy Days
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Cumalloverher, did you redisplay the Fayner image to show us some similarities to your Openheimer avitar? Inccidentally Richard Feynman was the smarter jew...... and a hell of a lot cooler too!
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#58252 - 11/28/05 06:59 PM Re: Happy Days
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...in the next scene, whore #1 bends over to blow Pumper's dick when whore #2 decides to lick her ass. Suddenly..




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#58253 - 11/28/05 07:21 PM Re: Happy Days
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Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)


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Edited by c62 (11/28/05 07:22 PM)
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#58254 - 11/28/05 07:25 PM Re: Happy Days
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also threw these on the xpt servers as well.




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#58255 - 11/28/05 07:26 PM Re: Happy Days
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Is it bad taste to put these two photographs together?






Oh well, too late. At least I'll give Fayner credit for teaching me that the Jews really don't run the world.




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#58256 - 11/28/05 09:21 PM Re: Happy Days
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That picture has been tampered with, someones photoshopped clown paint on that negro.
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#58257 - 11/29/05 08:22 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:


Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)






Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.
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#58258 - 11/29/05 09:31 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?


Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.



I think even I would enjoy that.
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#58259 - 11/29/05 09:41 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)






Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.






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#58260 - 11/30/05 08:47 AM Re: Happy Days
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Thanks
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#58261 - 11/30/05 09:08 AM Re: Happy Days
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#58262 - 11/30/05 09:40 AM Re: Happy Days
zenman Offline
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Forever will the name zenman be associated with a jewish septuagenarian.
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#58263 - 11/30/05 08:22 PM Re: Happy Days
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#58264 - 04/28/06 07:42 AM Re: Happy Days
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I have been looking for this pic for a while


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#58265 - 06/29/06 05:56 AM Re: Happy Days
have2cit Offline
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Someone was looking for this pic a couple of months ago. I'll just put it here until needed.



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#58266 - 06/29/06 08:59 AM Re: Happy Days
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Someone was looking for this pic a couple of months ago. I'll just put it here until needed.






It was me but I forget why I wanted it.
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#58267 - 06/29/06 02:45 PM Re: Happy Days
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I have been looking for this pic for a while






This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.

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#58268 - 06/30/06 09:22 AM Re: Happy Days
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This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.






Dammit, coah. You lazy mother fucker. Spell check your shit. Makes my brain hurt.
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#58269 - 06/30/06 09:34 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.






Dammit, coah. You lazy mother fucker. Spell check your shit. Makes my brain hurt.




I think that's the intent.
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#58270 - 06/30/06 11:43 AM Re: Happy Days
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I think that's the intent.




Was I talking to you, dickus? Go get owned in your shit thread.
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#58271 - 06/30/06 12:18 PM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

I think that's the intent.




Was I talking to you, dickus? Go get owned in your shit thread.




Hahahaha, dickus, that's a good one, you're a funny guy, and so quick with the insults. You guys sure got a weak definition of owned, all he could do was roll out the same old tired insults he's rolled out before.

Now that I know the level the competition is capable of putting out, I'll tone it down to a level you can understand.

Der, knyuck knyuck duh...
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#58272 - 06/30/06 02:20 PM Re: Happy Days
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How about this:

Bad-bad you are boring, long-winded and increasingly, pathetic - none of which bode well for your upward mobility in our little scoial hierarchy.

Trying to score points by debating Kate the Troll isn't helping your street cred.
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#58273 - 06/30/06 02:37 PM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

How about this:

Bad-bad you are boring, long-winded and increasingly, pathetic - none of which bode well for your upward mobility in our little scoial hierarchy.
Trying to score points by debating Kate the Troll isn't helping your street cred.




Yo SooperG, I'm down wid dat, Shit I dint know u wuz down wid da hood!

Fuck Homey I dint lize u pimps be down like dat.

Wurd!

Dint tink I ben debatin Kate Homz Slice, see I dint see dat as debatin

Dint lize I focin you 2 gaze on my writin, dint writ it fo uze foo

Ken u splain why I'd give 2 fuckz wutz u tink?

Oh fucks me, My street cred is fo shit wid SooperG, wats a pimp to do! Lody lody Lody Lizabeth dis be da big one.
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#58274 - 06/30/06 03:07 PM Re: Happy Days
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That's clever, you sad little man.

Best of luck in your job search. I don't want to burst your bubble but I think all the positions for dopes that want to recount every girl who's talked nicely to them are filled already.

In the meantime, you might be able to earn some commission income here:



Let me get you started: Run along, you inconsequential little man - your disability cheque might have been delivered to your mailbox today.

Well, I got my $2 worth.

Enjoy rent day tomorrow.
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#58275 - 06/30/06 03:11 PM Re: Happy Days
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none of which bode well for your upward mobility in our little scoial hierarchy.





And oh, what an elite and distinguished fraternity it is.
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#58276 - 06/30/06 03:27 PM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

none of which bode well for your upward mobility in our little scoial hierarchy.





And oh, what an elite and distinguished fraternity it is.




They offered me a position as pivot man in their circle jerk but I had to turn them down.
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#58277 - 06/30/06 03:29 PM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

That's clever, you sad little man.

Best of luck in your job search. I don't want to burst your bubble but I think all the positions for dopes that want to recount every girl who's talked nicely to them are filled already.

In the meantime, you might be able to earn some commission income here:



Let me get you started: Run along, you inconsequential little man - your disability cheque might have been delivered to your mailbox today.

Well, I got my $2 worth.

Enjoy rent day tomorrow.




Hohahohahoha

That was so funny I have a split in my side.
You guys are so good and original with the insults.
You cut me to the quick with that one.

Whoa is me, I don't seem to be making many friends here, what shall I do?

Poor Poor Pitiful Me.
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#58278 - 06/30/06 03:45 PM Re: Happy Days
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Would love to stay and chat but I have to go back to my J-O-B. You remember working - right?
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#58279 - 06/30/06 03:53 PM Re: Happy Days
Bad_Bad Offline
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Would love to stay and chat but I have to go back to my J-O-B. You remember working - right?




Sure do, do it all the time, get paid well when I do. You really think that J-O-B thing is the ticket to get under my skin huh.

I guess that makes you quite the dumbass, when you get a clue and know what you're talking about, let me know. Until then feel free to ramble on about things you know absolutely nothing about.

You have still failed to explain why I would care what you think of me, why I should think it's important to be "liked" by you guys.

Frankly I just love reading all the lame, weak, tired, insults you try to come up with. I mean it's just like elementary school, you guys think you're the bullies and you're all picking on me.

I haven't enjoyed juvenile behavior like that in years. Whoops that's right I'm an old codger and you guys are still dimwits.

Oh dear I seem to be having trouble with the guys who's fun it is to insult people on a porn forum. Whatever shall I do, my fragile ego can't take the rejection.
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#58280 - 06/30/06 04:58 PM Re: Happy Days
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Sure do, do it all the time, get paid well when I do. You really think that J-O-B thing is the ticket to get under my skin huh.

I guess that makes you quite the dumbass, when you get a clue and know what you're talking about, let me know. Until then feel free to ramble on about things you know absolutely nothing about.

You have still failed to explain why I would care what you think of me, why I should think it's important to be "liked" by you guys.

Frankly I just love reading all the lame, weak, tired, insults you try to come up with. I mean it's just like elementary school, you guys think you're the bullies and you're all picking on me.

I haven't enjoyed juvenile behavior like that in years. Whoops that's right I'm an old codger and you guys are still dimwits.

Oh dear I seem to be having trouble with the guys who's fun it is to insult people on a porn forum. Whatever shall I do, my fragile ego can't take the rejection.




Your ego is fragile. The proof is in your replies. Especially lengthy ones like this.
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#58281 - 06/30/06 05:04 PM Re: Happy Days
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Sure do, do it all the time, get paid well when I do. You really think that J-O-B thing is the ticket to get under my skin huh.

I guess that makes you quite the dumbass, when you get a clue and know what you're talking about, let me know. Until then feel free to ramble on about things you know absolutely nothing about.

You have still failed to explain why I would care what you think of me, why I should think it's important to be "liked" by you guys.

Frankly I just love reading all the lame, weak, tired, insults you try to come up with. I mean it's just like elementary school, you guys think you're the bullies and you're all picking on me.

I haven't enjoyed juvenile behavior like that in years. Whoops that's right I'm an old codger and you guys are still dimwits.

Oh dear I seem to be having trouble with the guys who's fun it is to insult people on a porn forum. Whatever shall I do, my fragile ego can't take the rejection.




Your ego is fragile. The proof is in your replies. Especially lengthy ones like this.




Hahahahahahahahahahahahha that's some stellar fucking logic there! Boy you sure hit that nail on the head! You knocked that one out of the park, you hit a hole in one, you sure did spank that puppy.

Yep the long replies are surely evidence of my fragile ego and how easily I'm put in distraught conditions by the cutting insults of Biff.

Boo hoo, Whoa is me, Biff doesn't like me, whatever shall I do?

I tell you there's some demonstration of ego you got there Biffer, now tell me again why I'm supposed to give two shits what you think?

If this post wasn't long enough to annoy you, just let me know and I'll make the next one twice as long.

I'm just full of words and this is how I get them out, it has the added benefit of annoying you guys.
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#58282 - 07/01/06 10:00 AM Re: Happy Days
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahha that's some stellar fucking logic there! Boy you sure hit that nail on the head! You knocked that one out of the park, you hit a hole in one, you sure did spank that puppy.

Yep the long replies are surely evidence of my fragile ego and how easily I'm put in distraught conditions by the cutting insults of Biff.

Boo hoo, Whoa is me, Biff doesn't like me, whatever shall I do?

I tell you there's some demonstration of ego you got there Biffer, now tell me again why I'm supposed to give two shits what you think?

If this post wasn't long enough to annoy you, just let me know and I'll make the next one twice as long.

I'm just full of words and this is how I get them out, it has the added benefit of annoying you guys.




Less is more. Try it sometime.
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#58283 - 07/01/06 10:08 AM Re: Happy Days
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
But if I wrote less it wouldn't annoy you as much, then it wouldn't be fun for me.
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#58284 - 07/01/06 10:21 AM Re: Happy Days
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

But if I wrote less it wouldn't annoy you as much, then it wouldn't be fun for me.



You are middle-aged, with no wife, no job, no family and no money. According to you, the Army didn't want you anymore either.

The Army didn't want you.

The Army will take drug-addicted felons with brain injuries, but not you. Think about that.

Either they found out you're gay, or you have AIDS. Maybe both?

Still fun for you?

Stay out of the cage.


"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
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#58285 - 07/01/06 10:31 AM Re: Happy Days
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:



"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."


Isn't that Norte Dame in Paris? Grizz you Burt Wolf motherfukker.

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#58286 - 07/01/06 10:45 AM Re: Happy Days
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

But if I wrote less it wouldn't annoy you as much, then it wouldn't be fun for me.



You are middle-aged, with no wife, no job, no family and no money. According to you, the Army didn't want you anymore either.

The Army didn't want you.

The Army will take drug-addicted felons with brain injuries, but not you. Think about that.

Either they found out you're gay, or you have AIDS. Maybe both?

Still fun for you?

Stay out of the cage.


"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."




Clueless Dickwad,

I was in the Air Force, took a voluntary separation when they decided to downsize the Military, got $30,000 when I did.

I start work Monday, the job I have in the Construction industry is one that my ex-wife insisted I take or she would divorce me, I took it, she divorced me anyhow. If I wanted to be really mean, I'd wish someone like my ex-wife on you.

My brain isn't addled by ADD so I don't have a reference to judge how much to write before some Rard like you will become distracted by a shiny object. I like using words I know you'll have difficulty understanding as well, because I know when you don't understand something you get angry.

You're right the Army is now taking drug addicted felons with brain injuries, I'm sure you'll have no problems getting in.

Don't worry, I love reading you guys whine like little bitches with a rag stuffed in your bleeding snapper about what I post, it encourages me.

Apparently you're not smart enough to filter out posts you don't want to read, you can't control yourself from clicking on links you know you don't want to read.

All you can do is whine, whine, whine like a little bitch. I love you guys whining.

If you want me out of the cage, PM the mods and have me banned. Whine to the mods like the little bitch you are.

Yes it's lots of fun, every time you respond to my posts you make it more fun. Knowing how angry you're getting knowing that I'm continuing to post makes my fucking day.

Say something else that I can write a page responding too, I know you can't help yourself.

Here Stupor-G, this may help with the pain, cramping, and swelling.

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#58287 - 07/01/06 11:54 AM Re: Happy Days
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Isn't that Norte Dame in Paris? Grizz you Burt Wolf motherfukker.




It is from Paris, but it isn't Notre Dame. It's "The Gates of Hell" a Bronze statue by Rodin, taken at the Rodin Museum (there are mutliple casts of the statue around).

The French may not be great soldiers but they're ace with a hammer and chisel.

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#58288 - 07/01/06 12:12 PM Re: Happy Days
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Quote:

Isn't that Norte Dame in Paris? Grizz you Burt Wolf motherfukker.




It is from Paris, but it isn't Notre Dame. It's "The Gates of Hell" a Bronze statue by Rodin, taken at the Rodin Museum (there are mutliple casts of the statue around).

The French may not be great soldiers but they're ace with a hammer and chisel.


Shiite, I may take a trip over to try and bring back the gypper

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#58289 - 07/25/06 11:48 AM Pops favorite pics.
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This jewel is sure to be swept under a rug.


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#58290 - 12/08/06 03:50 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I decided to bump this for two reasons. Number one, the pics, but mainly number two, the hate.
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#58291 - 12/08/06 04:00 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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#58292 - 12/09/06 06:03 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
jojo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
Quote:






that made me laugh out loud, thank you
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#58293 - 12/10/06 10:44 AM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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that made me laugh out loud, thank you




I just noticed the owl. I was too focused on the huge set of chins on that thing.

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#58294 - 12/11/06 10:52 AM Re: Pops favorite pics.
jojo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
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that made me laugh out loud, thank you




I just noticed the owl. I was too focused on the huge set of chins on that thing.




is that special chair or is there an arm rest up her ass
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#58295 - 12/11/06 01:33 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I don't think she'd notice either way, short of thinking her panties were riding up her crack. When you've got an ass that big, an armrest is a mere irritation. The only thing she'd notice would be a Mack truck ramming into her from behind. And even then she'd probably excuse her gas.
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#58296 - 12/11/06 06:18 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:






It's hard to imagine how people can get that fat.
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#58297 - 12/11/06 06:57 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:






Heh Looper...
You post @ OT?..?

Jesus was broly yo.. lol
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#58298 - 12/12/06 12:27 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:

This jewel is sure to be swept under a rug.





Eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!


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#58299 - 01/17/07 10:05 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
If these don't bring monkey out of hiding, nothing will.



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#58300 - 01/17/07 10:07 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


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#58301 - 01/17/07 10:14 AM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

This jewel is sure to be swept under a rug.






What the fuck causes that...std..or is that just some really chapped pussy lips??
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#58302 - 01/19/07 09:12 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

If these don't bring monkey out of hiding, nothing will.







The Monkey must be dead or in jail.RIP buddy.
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#58303 - 01/19/07 04:48 PM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:


What the fuck causes that...std..or is that just some really chapped pussy lips??




It's just a yeast infection-- not a big deal, almost all girls get it at one time or another. Hillary has always been very clean when I've worked with her, it's the photographer's responsibility to spot that and tell her about it.
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#58304 - 01/20/07 04:35 AM Re: Pops favorite pics.
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:


What the fuck causes that...std..or is that just some really chapped pussy lips??




It's just a yeast infection-- not a big deal, almost all girls get it at one time or another. Hillary has always been very clean when I've worked with her, it's the photographer's responsibility to spot that and tell her about it.




Ladies and Gentleman.....Holly Randle, M.D. Seriously Holly, I could Sooooo Very easily envision you in the Medical field, either as a Nurse or a Veterinarian's Assistant. I dont think you would have been able to be a full blown Doctor, NOT because you do NOT have the smarts (clearly you do), but I think you are just too impatient to go throught the YEARS it takes to get a Medical Degree. But clearly, your capacity to CARE about people, Animals, Luke Ford and Green Beans makes you a loving, caring person.

Ok, we've seen "Flight Attendant Holly"....any "Naughty Nurse Holly" Pictures or Poses floating around? Did Luke have you dress as a slutty nurse and take his temperature rectally?
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