That's why ladies need to get waxed. If you can't see it, you shouldn't be the one in charge of shavin it.

Me, I run the beard trimmer w/ #2 or 3 on it through my ass crack from time to time, just to keep stuff manageable and reduce the dingle berry harvests. I never try to take it down to smooth, because I know it will never turn out as desired.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral