Nah. But I did come up with an alternative name for Hot Pockets. It has same amount of letters, sounds just as catchy and has a rhyming jingle to it. After several months and several dozens of ideas, I have finally came-up with a very good one that you will never guess.

i'll wait for the website...

I am 99.99% sure that no one will guess it. I am not buying the domain name anytime soon, but the name is totally on par with Hot Pockets. How lame does the name Mega Pouches sounds?

For the next 2 years.

Panzer Pockets.

You should take a multi-vitamin since you don't eat real balanced. They probably have some at the dollar store.

Panzer Fists. Or Dungeon Scrapers.

I just found out that my Bally membership no longer works at Bally since the person that transfered me his membership bought it at a club that Bally has recently sold to LA Fitness, and now my membership works there. The problem is that the nearest LA Fitness location is in New Jersey.

So I went to the NYSC and they tried to sell me full membership, I told them that I only want a trial membership and the sales rep cunt said that they don't offer it, so I told her "well, I am gonna leave now." and left. At home I checked their website and instantly bought 35 days for $30.00 with PayPal, and went back there to work out. 94 minutes on the skis = 1,000 calories. But the bowl of sauerkraut sour, 2x gyros and a pack of Reeses were tasty

You should try to get money back even though you didn't buy the membership. Does your school have a gym or fitness center you can use?

If you complain to the Consumer Protection Board, or whatever agency you have locally, they will force Ballys to honor your membership. The sale of the business to LA Fitness, with no outlets near you, amounts to a "constructive termination" of the membership — you're owed gym access or a refund.

Do you think that I can sue them in the small claims court? This "home" club to my membership happens to be all the way in the state of Washington.

It seems that they have sold 171 clubs to LA Fitness and now there are at least 2 class action lawsuits going on. My account on Ballys website tells me that I should check my account on LA Fitness website, but once I get there, it says that my membership is not valid.

This is the type of membership that was paid in full, with $0.00 monthly dues and transferred to my name.

You should check the terms and conditions of membership. There may be language in the contract regarding venue and choice of law (i.e., you may have to sue in Washington State), or, worse yet, there may be language making it non-transferrable. In that case, you would have bought something that had no value, and your claim in that case would be against the guy who sold it to you. Good luck finding "zaxxon6969" again.

I should have known that with you, Alex, it couldn't be something so straightforward as you bought a membership from your local gym.

I only received the membership transfer form from the seller, who signed-off his membership to me. I brought this form to my local Ballys and they took my photo and issued a membership card in my name. I never received the actual contract that was made into the seller's name. The contract/membership was made all the way in 1979.

Can I at least make some flyers expressing my opinion on how Ballys ripped me off and distribute them to pedestrians 4 feet away from the Ballys doors?

your hard on is with the seller not ballys,seeing as how they never originally signed you on for the membership.

I assumed you were just ghosting under a membership in someone else's name, but if they took your photo and gave you your own card, then I agree with Rear Admiral in post #581047. Tell them they owe you either a membership for the location you had been using, or a refund and see what they say.

How much did you buy the guy's membership for?

I paid $1,173.00 for it. The membership transfer was legit and the membership worked for 7 or so years until the Bally sold some clubs to LA Fitness. I never had to pay monthly dues to Ballys and I was in the Ballys system under this membership: I lost the card once and they made a new one by looking up my name and address.

Yes, small claims is the place to go. After you post a new frozen-food review to The Blog About Stuff (100% Free!), you lazy piece of shit.

What about the punitive damages and tripple-treble? I will post more reviews on friday/saturday, including the $4.00 soup.

http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20130017194510data_trunc_sys.shtml

German scientists investigating why mice given Viagra were resistant to obesity say they have discovered a "quite amazing" anti-obesity effect related to a cell signaling pathway that tells the body how to store fat.

I'da figured it was just the meth like properties of Viagra.

Überaggra should be awaiting FDA approval about now.

Since the Pipsqueak deliberately obscures his meaning in any post, I'm going to assume he meant this.

So thick. And ugly. An Irish luck-out.

Some folks just don't appreciate hippie mozart, it seems.

I just like that he has the soundtrack for Gigi in that pic. Perfect contrast to the lazy hippie slob aesthetic happening on the Pink Floyd album cover there. Cecil Beaton would be rolling in his grave.

Legally true, yes. But Bally's is a nightmare with billing issues. They will fight to their dying last breathe to screw you over financially in any way possible like continue to bill you after you quit, etc. they're famous for it. Bally's vs Panzer will be like the Hundred Years War.

Back on topic, I'm back in the gym. 5 days/week the past 3 weeks and only drinking socially. Order of priorities: Weights except chest and back, spin class, Pilates. Down 5 lbs in 2 weeks. I feel great!

back=backside? I had to ask

Back as in lats, etc. I was told not to work chest or back for 6 months.

my mom saw a doc on netflix last night that had juicing diets/detox in it.one of the guys from fat,sick,and nearly dead was in it.funny thing is i told her to watch that thing like a year ago.anyway,were getting a juicer.

If you'd like a juice, make one. Just veggie juice. Fruit juice is just sugar. Veggie juice with a small piece of fruit added for taste is fine, however

But I don't believe in juice diets. Just eat more fresh produce.

i plan to stay on the shake diet im on right now.but ill have a juice every now and then.my mom could stand to go on a juice diet though.

Juicers are pointless when it's separating the juice from the fiber when fiber is one of thee most important components of both fruits and veggies. You're better off getting a Vitamix that will pulverize the whole fruit into a juice or a really good quality food processor to do the same.

Or do as Gia says, eat the fruits and veggies.

1,000 calories on the eliptical from now on, everyday. Tried the new/expensive AMT eliptical and it sucks.

Good work Alex. What happened with the gym membership situation?

Agreed. Vitamix is easier to clean than a juicer. And you can put hard stuff in there like beets.

When will people stop thinking hey someone got healthy because they drank something in liquid form? It's the better food choices that were the ingredients in those juices. Moral of the story, make better food choices.

I bought a new membership for $775.00 on eBay. It also includes access to Bally Sports clubs [sometimes it is marketed as the Bally clubs where celebrities go to].

Celebs go to boutique gyms. Or equinox or David Barton. Or clay. They don't go to Ballys.

The Only thing I get from this Thread is that Panzer will Kill over if he gets chased down the street by a really angry dog. Is that manslaughter? Gia next time you're in New York Make this happen.

Humiliation is very expensive. No way she'll walk you on a leash for anything less than a grand.

He remembered the times, the moments. The loss of everything he was portraying when going outside and do the tough walk and look he couldn't just drop without everyone asking him about it. And they'd do that, he was certain of it.
All this began to come up in him, come into him now, that she put in the Black Jack strap-on and he began to precum.
While he was powerless, the power of her thrusting away with all her weight sent him towards another pane of existence. "What was power without having experienced this," he thought, signaling her to lube up more.

That an original piece or you cop is from some 50 Shades shit?

Can we really put a price on happiness?

It's an original, Jerksterson-of-a-gun. Steezo was certain I lifted some slightly more topical piece about whatever once. No trust.

Barry just found out about one of the leading forces in his beloved capitalism. Luxury goods're almost understandable now.

What's hard to understand about luxury goods? If it isn't illegal, you want it, and you can afford it, it is a no-brainer.

What you and many fail to understand is the equation that calculates if something is affordable.

I did what now?

A bit thick in the brains, Boyles. Get on that fitness train in the more settled years of life.

Lump your not understanding together into some group and off you go.

Oh, cosmic forces at work. You needed to believe I didn't write some essay-like post about some social topic once and didn't offer anything as an explanation. You don't really need one.