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#581763 - 01/27/13 11:43 PM Shit My Mom Says
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My mom said that Cuban cigars are so expensive because young Cuban women roll cigars on their legs and that their sweat gets into cigar and creates unique flavor.

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#581770 - 01/28/13 01:30 AM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Did your mom tell you the name of the ex-pat trick who sired you?
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#581781 - 01/28/13 07:17 AM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You think she knows? He was just some guy who had 20 hryvnia.
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#581876 - 01/29/13 07:39 AM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The old adage was that Cuban cigars were so delicious because they were rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins.
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#581881 - 01/29/13 09:24 AM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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They got 9 year olds that can roll cigars? It would be a lucky lil lady in Cuba to make it to double digits w/o gettin stuck.
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#581884 - 01/29/13 09:44 AM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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And he remembered the stories from fellow travellers all over Asia.

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#581901 - 01/29/13 12:42 PM Re: Shit My Mom Says [Re: Uncle Joe]
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9 is middle aged in the 3rd World.
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