You can cheat and look these up with the search or you can blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Just some funny stuff from the past:

1. Sammura's breast milk tastes like _____________________________

2. What cell phone store manager claimed his girlfriend was a bodybuilder and outed her in the process? ____________________

3. Who is Kami Andrew's favorite NFL quarterback and you best not speak ill of him? _____________________________________

4. JRV/Todd Hunter's favorite Whore of all time? ________________

5. The original animated GIF posting beaner? _________________

6. Token racist before Tritone and Jigaloo showed up? _____________

7. XPT's most sensitive moderator ever? _____________________

8. This Daddy was coaxed into posting his "girl", who was not all that. He subsequently changed his user name and left the board? _____________________________

9. Funniest "drive-by" poster ever. Posts totally at random and could possibly post tomorrow but you never know. Has even asked to be banned from time to time for his own good? ____________________

10. Master of the obscure picture post, but did it in an inoffensive way- ran the chatroom for years and is much missed? _____________________________

11. Biggest hatebot who was most hilariously emasculated- spectacularly, even: ___________________

Ahh, fuck, you've been thinking about this for a while, and I need to do a cider run, so, off the top of my head:

4) Gen Padover

5) Frankie Porn Magician or whatever Figg's original account was named. It's still him.

6) MPR/Fuckwhore

7) Belaborator

8) Tanta's Daddy/Cerberus

10) Loopnode

I'm not going to grade answers until a few more are submitted. You got some and missed some others. They are all open to debate except for #1.

Sir, I believe only 5 and 11 are open to debate, and ima debate the hell out of them.

6 is smiling arab.

The gag daddy of porn board lawyers was a token racist, Porn Magician?

Hating Mexicans and Saracen is not racist- Smiling Arab is an incorrect answer.

To my knowledge, and I could be wrong, only one man has ever owned the term Saracen around here, and it wasn't MPR. OTOH, I don't consider that gentleman "racist" the way MPR was.

I'm not talking about Cleetus. He used it but he doesn't live his hatred.

Here are a few more:

12. Who is "Chopper" and why is Chopper important to Cali people?

13. Who was Gypsy's porn crush before she met me and I made her straight again?

14. Who did Chico Traviesio most want to ban, but never did?

15. Whose apartment had empty pizza boxes stacked floor to ceiling? (hint: not Panzer)

16. What whores bedroom is/was painted geranium red?

I didn't think you were, but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else. Meanwhile:

12) Dunno and not worth the googling, to me.

13) Belladonna

14) If "never did" equals "never could," then Monkey. Otherwise, Jamesn.

15) It wasn't AC Cream, but it was whichever whore Ace was stalking at the time.

16) I want to say Mia Rose for this one, but I'm likely wrong.

I forget the whore, but I think JB is right on the Ace Cartier victim.

That's all I got

15 was christie lee or some other blonde.

God DAMN you suck.

Haha, Even I don't know the answer to this one but:

17. When did it all go wrong for JB/Rauol and Floofin/Cromwell? __________

Sometime in 2007.

I should have gotten phatboy and will hang my head in shame for the requisite milisecond.

I have to disagree about Kyoto, simply because his hate was so pure I don't think he fits the standard definition of "hatebot."

Good quiz and good effort, Bornyo.

Appreciated, but I'm not accepting trophies for effort. Let's keep score here. I got what? 19 thread views?

Agreed. Nice job, Bo.

Yeah, but those were all actual posters (some of whom may no longer be able to post.)

95, that aint bad for 6 hours in the Cage.

Somewhere in Brazil, Sm@rtt is demanding to know why he didn't make the cut.

Yeah I definitely missed an opportunity to make a "behold my mighty penis" reference.

Arab pretty well toasted Sm@rrt with his description of the street urchins beating him with socks full of nickels with this song playing in the background:


I can't help it if I referenced it before- it may be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Who had the sack of oranges? Was that ChickenMaster? I seem to recall yes.

Chickenmaster used oranges in his description. Arab used nickels. Not Quarters. Nickels.

Edit: I fucked that up. Arab did say Quarters. They'd probably hurt worse.

It was ChickenMaster. He also had to leave because he got too close to the same person as Coochie Monster. So did Smilin' Arab, I think.

I mention this not for your benefit, Bo, but for Floofin's. Because he sucks. He really, really sucks.

I got nothing better to do.

What did Floofin do to them people?

Those guys? Just aided and abetted the crazy whore in question. But it's par for the course with Floofie. He always helps the worst people on this board. He's the only man, woman or child who takes the Pipsqueak seriously.

I'd tell you who I meant, but she's some kind of sacred cow around this joint. Cow being the operative word.

So, yeah, the next time Floofie whines about the good old days, ask him why Arab's no longer here. He had a hand in covering it up.

Ceara? The broad w/ the slopped out hindquarters in them Hustler pics?

Good Lord, JB. Let's have some fun here for once and not insist on being vindictive.

18. Who is Matt Casey? Really? ______________

No.




Tell that to Crammy, then. I might agree. Meanwhile. . .






Some English dude whose visage Jamesn appropriated.

Matt Casey has a huge fan club, thanks to jamesn. He has a face that launched a thousand shitfits.

1. Bacon water

2. Garfield

3. Can't recall.

4. Padova

5. Can't recall.

6. MPR.

7. Chico or JRV or SM, toss up. All had extra sensitive vagina's.

8. tanta's daddy.

9. Pretty subjective, but I choose bur as the funniest.

10. loopnode

11. Kyoto

12. Can't recall.

13. That gapped tooth whore.

14. monkey

15. Christie Lee

16. Mia Rose

17. Long time ago, but it seems there is nothing as held onto and treasured around here as a good old fashioned grudge.

I was hoping 9 would be Cobalt60, his impersonation of a certain ADT moderator had me pissing myself for some time.

I barely remember any of those people, much less the details of their posts.

Any XPT trivia quiz that doesn't have Conky and Gigi as answers is flawed.

english and lesbian come to mind.

no?. i was guessing the same as jerky. and if you've seen ceara lately she's far from slopped out.

She's still a cunt though.

Those Hustler pics made the hindquarters very mushy lookin. There are from a while ago I guess and she certainly may have toned up by now.

She does look like she's toned up. But in this image she's doing her Foster impression.

this^

FIFY

I knew I was forgetting someone.

Well done, sir, good trivia and much appreciated!

I've clearly done much of my posting under various influences, as I've forgotten most of it. So many characters have come and gone, it makes one wonder where are they now?