You can cheat and look these up with the search or you can blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Just some funny stuff from the past:

1. Sammura's breast milk tastes like Bacon Water. Subtle distinction here as it's not full-on bacon, but the water you run in the pan after you fried it. Incredibly descriptive.

2. What cell phone store manager claimed his girlfriend was a bodybuilder and outed her in the process? Garfield- I could find the pic I found of her 'roided self complete with bruises but he and she aren't worth the time

3. Who is Kami Andrew's favorite NFL quarterback and you best not speak ill of him? John Elway. I dare not say anything else.

4. JRV/Todd Hunter's favorite Whore of all time? Padover, of course. That was a confidence booster.

5. The original animated GIF posting beaner? Evil Klown. Frankie has shown that gif-making is an evolving art.

6. Token racist before Tritone and Jigaloo showed up? CoochieMonster. Hated blacks and Kami alike. Someone got too close to him and he disappeared.

7. XPT's most sensitive moderator ever? Elaborator, with K1ng a distant second. Elaborator would cry over anal. On XPT.

8. This Daddy was coaxed into posting his "girl", who was not all that. He subsequently changed his user name and left the board? TantasDaddy/Cerberus- once he posted her pic it was over. Fucking Ginger.

9. Funniest "drive-by" poster ever. Posts totally at random and could possibly post tomorrow but you never know. Has even asked to be banned from time to time for his own good? Phatboy. Simply has not a fuck to give.

10. Master of the obscure picture post, but did it in an inoffensive way- ran the chatroom for years and is much missed? Loopnode. Miss you, dude, and your girlfriend

11. Biggest hatebot who was most hilariously emasculated- spectacularly, even:Kyoto/Murmur. I can't believe no one guessed him. Kyoto's hate was so pure. It was very disappointing to see him gutted like a fish. and make no mistake, he was gutted like a fish.