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#58133 - 09/24/04 11:41 AM Ban Fayner from your party
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	If you see him bolt the door & call the bouncers... I don't hate him like the Monkey do (who does?), but he's a tick on the nipples of sleaze... I'd put this in the Cage, but instead of going on the guest list the guy should go on the Shit List. What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf? _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#58134 - 09/24/04 11:52 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I don't have any parties anymore so it is easy for me to ban him- but hell he is living the live any fan would want to- going to all these parties hooking up with porn stars- writing about whose dog did what- and getting paid (somehow). I'm jealous of the guy in that regard. Plus it appears that at least lately he has a sense of humor about things so I think he is all right ( not having actually met or even seen him in person) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58135 - 09/24/04 07:27 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	I guess nobody can answer this question: What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf? btw, Cleetus, you're a master of diplomacy _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#58136 - 09/24/04 07:31 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	I damn lukeford for promoting and putting up all those pics of the minion. They are on my shit list for a good thousand years.
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#58137 - 09/24/04 07:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Case in point. Fuck lukeford, fuck lukeford with spiked mace.
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#58138 - 09/24/04 07:34 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I guess nobody can answer this question: What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf? Nothing. Must be nice being a rich kid. Every indulgence is catered to. Then you can braodcast it on your site in the belief that everyone else will be interested. The only decent stuff over there is by Wanker, IMO. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58139 - 09/24/04 07:42 PM Re: Ban Fayner from your party
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Quote: Fuck lukeford, fuck lukeford with spiked mace. Dude, I was just eating a bowl of Boo-Berry when I read this and spewed some out w/a laff... _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#58140 - 09/24/04 08:12 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Le Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/21/04 Posts: 295	Quote: Quote: I guess nobody can answer this question: What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf? Nothing. Must be nice being a rich kid. Every indulgence is catered to. Then you can braodcast it on your site in the belief that everyone else will be interested. The only decent stuff over there is by Wanker, IMO. I totally agree. Whenever Wanker shows back up on the site, it's like a breath of fresh air. Smoking hot water tobacco vids, juicy pics of up n coming porn chicks (usually from the latest Diabolic/Anabolic-thing he's working on), and interesting writing, sprinkled with a bit of 'holy shit, I never thought of it that way before' kind of dialogue, Wanker keeps the shit fresh and interesting. Whoa, wait a second, wasn't it Wanker who unleashed this Minion guy on us? Damn, you Wanker! Damn you!!!! _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel." - Senator Zell Miller
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#58141 - 09/24/04 08:45 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Believe it or not the Fayner incarnation of lukeford.com used be funny at times--in the old days. Fayner is a funny guy, not Simpson's writer caliber maybe, but he can get a chuckle out of me. But he's lost that and Taylor Rain stories are wearing very thin. Sell that thing. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58142 - 09/25/04 03:31 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Believe it or not the Fayner incarnation of lukeford.com used be funny at times--in the old days. Fayner is a funny guy, not Simpson's writer caliber maybe, but he can get a chuckle out of me. But he's lost that and Taylor Rain stories are wearing very thin. Sell that thing Do you find me funny?, despite my pure hatred for all things zen. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58143 - 09/25/04 04:12 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Do you find me funny?, despite my pure hatred for all things zen. Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58144 - 09/25/04 04:12 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen. Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58145 - 09/25/04 04:14 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Le Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/21/04 Posts: 295	Quote: Quote: Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen. Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say. You Fayner, Monkey? _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel." - Senator Zell Miller
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#58146 - 09/25/04 09:41 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	See I knew there was a reason I was liking Fayner more So let me get this straight- stop calling wang a genius and start calling Fayner one _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58147 - 09/26/04 05:27 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/20/04 Posts: 688	Message from Fayner Attachments 53235-AugustBDay13.sized.jpg (5 downloads)
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#58148 - 09/26/04 05:28 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Message from Fayner _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58149 - 09/26/04 06:57 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Quote: Message from Fayner Me too Zen. Now I'm starting to think Chino is Fayner. and maybe Monkey too. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58150 - 09/26/04 07:09 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#58151 - 09/26/04 08:20 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	LOL, could be true - sometimes I think you and toelicker and the Arab are my missing siblings _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#58152 - 09/26/04 08:26 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	_________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#58153 - 09/26/04 10:41 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias. I'm just a simulation posting here as a Turing test. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#58154 - 09/26/04 01:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias. i'm waiting for the season finale where everyone is revealed. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#58155 - 09/26/04 02:32 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Well Chris Connor is monkey. Jrv is the guy on the grassy knoll with the rattle, zenman is tony mallice, Brandon irons is meliss and at one time was monsier. gen is really wanker wang, doron d is the minion, sammura is fayner, fayner is dave pounder and smartt is just the boil that sits on the ass of xxxporntalk. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58156 - 09/26/04 03:10 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	Im Brian and so is my wife
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#58157 - 09/26/04 04:41 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias. I think that sometimes too. Isn't everyones ISP logged so that you can't have more than one screen name? Or am I just talking to one of Brandons personalities? _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#58158 - 09/26/04 05:08 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	as long as I'm NOT smartt I'm happy
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#58159 - 09/26/04 05:30 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	supposedly uber-bitch Carly Milne is going to let Fayner snort coke off her saggy tits at her party in Vegas. I HAVE to crash that party. I'd walk up to her and say "hi I'm Mark Adkins, bend over for your fisting, bitch!" then Nick Manning will attack me, Carly will kick me in the balls like a coward, and the bouncers will throw me out into the street. Then I'll go to my hotel room and crawl into bed with my new gf, famous adult director Mason. And Kyoto lives happily ever after. The End.
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#58160 - 09/26/04 05:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I HAVE to crash that party. I'd walk up to her and say "hi I'm Mark Adkins, bend over for your fisting, bitch!" then Nick Manning will attack me, Carly will kick me in the balls like a coward, and the bouncers will throw me out into the street. Then I'll go to my hotel room and crawl into bed with my new gf, famous adult director Mason. And Kyoto lives happily ever after. The End. Either i need more sleep or theres a gas leak in here because i laughed my ass off for some reason. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#58161 - 09/26/04 06:02 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	laughed?! I'm dead serious. what you don't think I could score with Mason. we'll see, my furry friend. and stop posting smartt and chino's ugly penis pics. I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat.
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#58162 - 09/26/04 07:49 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: as long as I'm NOT smartt I'm happy This sounds like something from Kami's porn quotes. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#58163 - 09/26/04 08:43 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	hey bad mouth my girlfriend again and Ill ban you again
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#58164 - 09/27/04 12:58 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: Quote: Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen. Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say. You Fayner, Monkey? Enough already I surrender...(pregnant pause)I'm Fayner! (que shocking-plot-twist music) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#58165 - 09/27/04 04:47 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/20/04 Posts: 688	Quote: I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat. It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats. kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag
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#58166 - 09/27/04 06:42 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: Quote: I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat. It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats. kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag you're off topic needle-dick! there's plenty of kyoto bashing threads in the cage. now do yourself a favor and cut off your 4 inch penis and become a woman.
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#58167 - 09/27/04 08:34 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/20/04 Posts: 688	Quote: Quote: Quote: I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat. It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats. kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag you're off topic needle-dick! there's plenty of kyoto bashing threads in the cage. now do yourself a favor and cut off your 4 inch penis and become a woman. Fuck you kyoto! My big cock gives hookers vaginal orgasms.
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#58168 - 09/27/04 09:08 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	yo fellas... please direct your combined hate @ Fayner... _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#58169 - 09/28/04 06:48 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: hey bad mouth my girlfriend again and Ill ban you again is this directed towards me?
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#58170 - 10/01/04 10:36 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Hypnocock Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/22/03 Posts: 702 Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen. Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say. You Fayner, Monkey? Enough already I surrender...(pregnant pause)I'm Fayner! (que shocking-plot-twist music) ...remind me to make you another balloon next time I see you... _________________________ Killing is My Business...And Business is Phenomenal!
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