supposedly uber-bitch Carly Milne is going to let Fayner snort coke off her saggy tits at her party in Vegas.

I HAVE to crash that party. I'd walk up to her and say "hi I'm Mark Adkins, bend over for your fisting, bitch!" then Nick Manning will attack me, Carly will kick me in the balls like a coward, and the bouncers will throw me out into the street. Then I'll go to my hotel room and crawl into bed with my new gf, famous adult director Mason. And Kyoto lives happily ever after. The End.