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#58133 - 09/24/04 11:41 AM Ban Fayner from your party
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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If you see him bolt the door & call the bouncers... I don't hate him like the Monkey do (who does?), but he's a tick on the nipples of sleaze... I'd put this in the Cage, but instead of going on the guest list the guy should go on the Shit List. What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf?
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#58134 - 09/24/04 11:52 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't have any parties anymore so it is easy for me to ban him- but hell he is living the live any fan would want to- going to all these parties hooking up with porn stars- writing about whose dog did what- and getting paid (somehow). I'm jealous of the guy in that regard. Plus it appears that at least lately he has a sense of humor about things so I think he is all right ( not having actually met or even seen him in person)
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#58135 - 09/24/04 07:27 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I guess nobody can answer this question:

What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf?

btw, Cleetus, you're a master of diplomacy
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#58136 - 09/24/04 07:31 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I damn lukeford for promoting and putting up all those pics of the minion. They are on my shit list for a good thousand years.

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#58137 - 09/24/04 07:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Case in point.



Fuck lukeford, fuck lukeford with spiked mace.

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#58138 - 09/24/04 07:34 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I guess nobody can answer this question:

What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf?





Nothing. Must be nice being a rich kid. Every indulgence is catered to. Then you can braodcast it on your site in the belief that everyone else will be interested. The only decent stuff over there is by Wanker, IMO.
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#58139 - 09/24/04 07:42 PM Re: Ban Fayner from your party
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Fuck lukeford, fuck lukeford with spiked mace.




Dude, I was just eating a bowl of Boo-Berry when I read this and spewed some out w/a laff...
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#58140 - 09/24/04 08:12 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
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Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
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Quote:

I guess nobody can answer this question:

What is there to be gleaned from lukeford.com other than he goes to parties, cries in his beers, and is somehow paid attention to. wtf?





Nothing. Must be nice being a rich kid. Every indulgence is catered to. Then you can braodcast it on your site in the belief that everyone else will be interested. The only decent stuff over there is by Wanker, IMO.





I totally agree. Whenever Wanker shows back up on the site, it's like a breath of fresh air.

Smoking hot water tobacco vids, juicy pics of up n coming porn chicks (usually from the latest Diabolic/Anabolic-thing he's working on), and interesting writing, sprinkled with a bit of 'holy shit, I never thought of it that way before' kind of dialogue, Wanker keeps the shit fresh and interesting.




Whoa, wait a second, wasn't it Wanker who unleashed this Minion guy on us?

Damn, you Wanker!

Damn you!!!!
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#58141 - 09/24/04 08:45 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Believe it or not the Fayner incarnation of lukeford.com used be funny at times--in the old days. Fayner is a funny guy, not Simpson's writer caliber maybe, but he can get a chuckle out of me. But he's lost that and Taylor Rain stories are wearing very thin. Sell that thing.
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#58142 - 09/25/04 03:31 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Believe it or not the Fayner incarnation of lukeford.com used be funny at times--in the old days. Fayner is a funny guy, not Simpson's writer caliber maybe, but he can get a chuckle out of me. But he's lost that and Taylor Rain stories are wearing very thin. Sell that thing





Do you find me funny?, despite my pure hatred for all things zen.
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#58143 - 09/25/04 04:12 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Do you find me funny?, despite my pure hatred for all things zen.




Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen.
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#58144 - 09/25/04 04:12 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen.





Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say.
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#58145 - 09/25/04 04:14 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Le Sick Fuck Offline
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Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:

Quote:

Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen.





Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say.






You Fayner, Monkey?
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#58146 - 09/25/04 09:41 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See I knew there was a reason I was liking Fayner more
So let me get this straight- stop calling wang a genius and start calling Fayner one
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#58147 - 09/26/04 05:27 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Message from Fayner



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#58148 - 09/26/04 05:28 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Message from Fayner


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#58149 - 09/26/04 06:57 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

Message from Fayner







Me too Zen. Now I'm starting to think Chino is Fayner. and maybe Monkey too.
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#58150 - 09/26/04 07:09 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias.
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#58151 - 09/26/04 08:20 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
LOL, could be true - sometimes I think you and toelicker and the Arab are my missing siblings
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#58152 - 09/26/04 08:26 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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#58153 - 09/26/04 10:41 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias.



I'm just a simulation posting here as a Turing test.
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#58154 - 09/26/04 01:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Quote:

Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias.




i'm waiting for the season finale where everyone is revealed.
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#58155 - 09/26/04 02:32 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Well Chris Connor is monkey. Jrv is the guy on the grassy knoll with the rattle, zenman is tony mallice, Brandon irons is meliss and at one time was monsier. gen is really wanker wang, doron d is the minion, sammura is fayner, fayner is dave pounder and smartt is just the boil that sits on the ass of xxxporntalk.
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#58156 - 09/26/04 03:10 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Im Brian and so is my wife

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#58157 - 09/26/04 04:41 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Sometimes I think there are only about 4 posters on this board. Everyone else is an alias.




I think that sometimes too. Isn't everyones ISP logged so that you can't have more than one screen name?
Or am I just talking to one of Brandons personalities?


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#58158 - 09/26/04 05:08 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
as long as I'm NOT smartt I'm happy

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#58159 - 09/26/04 05:30 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
supposedly uber-bitch Carly Milne is going to let Fayner snort coke off her saggy tits at her party in Vegas.

I HAVE to crash that party. I'd walk up to her and say "hi I'm Mark Adkins, bend over for your fisting, bitch!" then Nick Manning will attack me, Carly will kick me in the balls like a coward, and the bouncers will throw me out into the street. Then I'll go to my hotel room and crawl into bed with my new gf, famous adult director Mason. And Kyoto lives happily ever after. The End.

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#58160 - 09/26/04 05:33 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I HAVE to crash that party. I'd walk up to her and say "hi I'm Mark Adkins, bend over for your fisting, bitch!" then Nick Manning will attack me, Carly will kick me in the balls like a coward, and the bouncers will throw me out into the street. Then I'll go to my hotel room and crawl into bed with my new gf, famous adult director Mason. And Kyoto lives happily ever after. The End.






Either i need more sleep or theres a gas leak in here because i laughed my ass off for some reason.
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#58161 - 09/26/04 06:02 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
laughed?! I'm dead serious. what you don't think I could score with Mason. we'll see, my furry friend.

and stop posting smartt and chino's ugly penis pics. I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat.

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#58162 - 09/26/04 07:49 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

as long as I'm NOT smartt I'm happy



This sounds like something from Kami's porn quotes.
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#58163 - 09/26/04 08:43 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey bad mouth my girlfriend again and Ill ban you again

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#58164 - 09/27/04 12:58 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Quote:

Quote:

Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen.





Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say.






You Fayner, Monkey?


Enough already I surrender...(pregnant pause)I'm Fayner! (que shocking-plot-twist music)
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#58165 - 09/27/04 04:47 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Quote:


I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat.




It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats.

kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag


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#58166 - 09/27/04 06:42 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:


I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat.




It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats.

kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag






you're off topic needle-dick! there's plenty of kyoto bashing threads in the cage. now do yourself a favor and cut off your 4 inch penis and become a woman.

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#58167 - 09/27/04 08:34 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Chino Cochino Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


I just vomited my gourmet pizza all over the cat.




It is common knowledge that only gay faggots like cats.

kyoto the faggot a.k.a. the jew jap cat fag






you're off topic needle-dick! there's plenty of kyoto bashing threads in the cage. now do yourself a favor and cut off your 4 inch penis and become a woman.




Fuck you kyoto!

My big cock gives hookers vaginal orgasms.


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#58168 - 09/27/04 09:08 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
yo fellas... please direct your combined hate @ Fayner...
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#58169 - 09/28/04 06:48 AM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

hey bad mouth my girlfriend again and Ill ban you again




is this directed towards me?

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#58170 - 10/01/04 10:36 PM Re: Ban Fayner from the party
Hypnocock Offline
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
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Yes, monkey, I think you're funny, despite you hatred for all things zen.





Well connect the dots, thats all im going to say.






You Fayner, Monkey?


Enough already I surrender...(pregnant pause)I'm Fayner! (que shocking-plot-twist music)




...remind me to make you another balloon next time I see you...
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