John Conyers? Michigan 13th? When they get that old, it really doesn't matter what party they are, where they're from or any other thing, does it?

I've got enough lump charcoal, but it's starting to come down hard now. Does XPT have any fake meteorologists to go along with our fake doctor, our fake mortician and the boatload of fake lawyers we have running through here? What does it mean when the snow is more, for lack of a better term, "sparkly" than normal? It's glistening in the way asphalt does when they mix glass bits into it. Almost like the snow is made from soapy water.

Gonna make some blackened chicken po boys, instead.