"Next thing you know they will be reporting that sports teams' winning percentage is less on the road, because they are out all hours fucking skeezers when they don't have to report to wifey for bed."-jerkules

"Anyhoo, things were going with the weird flow that gb scenes seem to have and suddenly here's BI, a good head shorter that the BS, moving her to wherever he wanted her, and sort of whispering to her in an almost conspiratorial way. And suddenly my head just flashes "fuckin' Brandon". It was weirdly creepy and funny at the same time."-barry the pirate

"Celeb Rehab is like the NFL Combines for Death Pools. You get to watch em and evaluate em, before you make your draft picks."-Jerkules

Thank you.

"I'm so disapointed...I thought I had a new scene from Veronica to enjoy...but it's with Dane freakin' Cross! Depression has set in, because there's a few performers that I can't bear to watch and this guy is one of them. How long do I have to go now before I get my Veronica fix?"-corann7 on gaydt

"
I mean, Yoko was right there, and he had plenty of bullets. That's why I'd deny him parole."- my friend on FB

^^ Truer words were never spoken.

wannacorndog- The only way you could say she is hot is if someone doused her in lighter fluid and lit a matc

^^^ Thanks BDM

"Never make someone a priority when they consider you an option."

from another board

That's a facebook standard ! :-)

"We own this country. Politicians are our employees, if they don't do their jobs, we have to let them go."


- Clint Eastwood 2012-08-30

You're right Chuck, a much more appropriate prop would have been an empty suit.

"I don't talk to many Democrats. Sorry." -have2cit

Some pity editing.

Only the benzene huffing shitbag, who has no real command of the English language himself worries about other peoples grammar. You can't make this shit up.

I don't talk. Too many democrats. Sorry."

Fucking happy now?

That was not what you edited in, if you insist.

"Very good advice. Consider porn as nothing more than info-mercials for escorting. It is the way of the future, as pirating becomes more rampant and civilian bitches become less tolerable."-jerkules

Thank you Frankie.

It is a theory I have been touting for a couple years now.

yup,and then lou cosigned it with it replacing saturday night dates.

You must be so Ugly if they threw water on you you'd duplicate.....-nathaniel mayweather

"Holy shit. You guys are worse than my former therapist"

---Figs

Wait...

"my pants are so close to fitting its stupid"


---Figs

"They wanted it to be true and that's all that mattered."

---Barry the Pirate, without guile or irony.

- on Dana D.

"All a them pics is sayin the same shit to me. They sayin, "This chubby Mexican dude need to ask his therapist for times and dates to Meat Gazers Anonymous meetings." Christ sucka, I'm starting to think y'all love the titty fucking cause you get to see the whole cock doin the in-out, instead of losing half the thing in some bitches hole."

Blackules

^ sounds like a rapist describing their failed alibi.

arent those song lyrics from the mid 90s?

Ace of Base?

later nineties.like 96/97.

Fuck, I'm lost then.

it went something like "everything falls apart...you can count on bad weather...sooner or later everythings gonna fall apart and come back together."something like that.

Dis shit warm the cuckles of my heart. He know I speak for our peoples, wit the blunt reality of the street in my words. Damn nigga, my eyes is watering.

Keep them crackas in they place my brutha. They strength in numbers, our strength in trewf.

I see what you did, fuckface.

^Point of order: It's really bad form to quote yourself in QOTD. It looks, well, desperate.

"I don't care for container of goof. It needs to be straight from weewee to soul."

---Barry the Pirate

nice.where was that posted?edit found it

"
Obama's son would look just like that. Mostly because they all look alike."- Barry

"When she cut into that chicken, and the butter came gushing out, I knew there was going to be some butt fucking on the dessert menu. And there was."-rear admiral

"Very little of what Gov. Romney just said is true."

-Barry O.

I never knew he was that politically active.


But what does Randy Mulkey think?

I think a better quote is (I'm paraphrasing) "we shouldn't have to settle" for this economy.

Is it me or does that just look like an old Chris Jericho picture with Chris Matthews face photoshopped in?