before i post this story which i found very funny i must post where i got it from, i feel bad stealing all this content without at least posting where i got it from, wanker wang posted it on lukeford. Now that my conscience is clear here it is. Minion has the business sense of a blind, retarded 3 legged donkey .

The Great Minion Experiment may be coming to a close. I gave my Minion a business about a month ago. And it has been a catastrophe since inception. I let him know several days ago that he better shape up as an agent or Minion Modeling may die a quick death.

The near final straw came when I spoke to Gia Paloma the other day. I've always had a cool relationship with Gia Paloma who is probably one of the nicest whores in the business. She always tries to give 100% in a scene.

Apparently, she was booked for an Evil Angel shoot one day. The Minion arrived late to pick her up. When he arrived there, he told Gia that he didn't feel like driving in his $600 Volvo station wagon and instructed Gia Paloma to drive him to the Downtown L.A. set.

On the way there, Gia bought the Minion breakfast.

Mind you, he works for me so later I asked him why he would drive with Gia when she knew where it was. He responded that he wanted Gia to perform the best she could and I suppose his presence would unleash some sort of superhuman sexual response from Gia.

He wanted to help Gia so much that he proceeded to sleep on a couch during most of the shoot. His snores would constantly disrupt the set.

After the scene, Gia's ass was super sore and she was exhausted. She asked the Minion to drive her back in her car. Ever the compassionate one, the Minion said no, he was also very tired from sleeping throughout the afternoon. So Gia drove the Minion back to the Valley.

The Minion slept throughout the trip back. At one point, he leaned his mammoth girth breaking Gia's cup holder.

Then the Minion arrived for work around 3 PM. Again, let me repeat, he works for me and shows up to work at 3PM.

Now, there are few people I know as pitiful as the Minion. He has a difficult time organizing two toothpicks, let alone some pornstars with rigid schedules. Everything he touches has a tendency to break. He has, in his short time with me, broken 3 camcorders, 2 computers, a $1000 digital camera, and I suspect a dozen other electronic items.

Gia Paloma no longer wishes to be anywhere near the Minion. In fact, she is considering a restraining order not because he's violent but because she is repulsed by the Minion.

Could this be the end of Minion Modeling? Only time will tell before I pull the plug

funny story.

Gia should have known better than to get involved with the minion. A guy should take a bunch of laxatives and shit in the minion's eyes and pee hole.

Screw that Minion story -the Minion gets his swerve on but I am left in the cold because the Monkey won't give me my hetero spin off company of Smelly Monkey Prod., he (Monkey) keeps a brother down too long

I think the operative word is "bee-hind" .