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#582117 - 01/31/13 11:59 PM
Re: Painfully average and high
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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This thread needs to be retitled to Painfully average (unkempt) and high
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#582119 - 02/01/13 12:05 AM
Re: Painfully average and high
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Fuck you man. You try to find pics of naked chicks doin drugs. It aint easy.
I do have a set of 3 bitches smoking a hookah to share some time soon though.
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#582121 - 02/01/13 12:36 AM
Re: Painfully average and high
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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#582123 - 02/01/13 12:49 AM
Re: Painfully average and high
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Yeah.
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#582697 - 02/06/13 02:09 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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File this image in the "This is why you should never go Grocery Shopping on an empty stomach" category, pertaining to why you should never EVER go 2 weeks without jerking off or seeing your current whore du jour, and then all of a sudden one morning getting up and plugging into some online porn and jerking off to the first whore you find and releasing your pent up splooge in an overexcited manner......In my case it was 5 or so years ago, I had abstained from splooging for too long, I woke up in the fresh clean Northern California Mountain Air and signed on to my computer to check my e-mail.....At the time I had signed up for some online Porn Minutes via none other than Gia Jerking's Video On Demand Service ( I was trying to be a good burg-friend to Gia, and her webpage VOD reflected the overall servicey whore quality she exuded back then...) Anyway, the first Movie / whore I saw was a Madison Ivy flick, one of her firsts, back when she was skinny and petite and blond and seemingly aloofishly Hott and filthy and intelligently nasty (the perfect whore qualities.) It triggered a brief but frenzied, and now in hindsight awkwardly embarassing, infatuation with Madison's ability to (1) throw her ankles behind her head and stare with her big eyes in perverted wonderment at the pulsating angry penis penetrating her pussy; (2) Inhale engorged penile appendages down her throat, and seeing her tiny throat actually EXPAND when the angry penis penetrates past her epiglotus ..... To see this woman today, having lost all her "natural raunchiness and splooge factor" and replaced by surgically enhanced "empty calorie raunchiness and sexual satisfaction, JUST WTF was I thinking (and whacking) back then?????
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#594946 - 07/10/13 08:37 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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I recently saw a Mischa Brooks scene in Jules Jordan's "Wet Asses" (real original there, Jules) where Mischa's eyes grabbed my attention and put the Li'l Admiral at attention as well. She's always been pretty, recently climbed the ranks when she started allowing that fine ass to be ravaged, and now imagining her hoovering up a line of coke, meth, or even Adderall makes her scorching hot to me! Whaddya think she's been up to? Probably just drunk or smoked a bowl or something. Love 'em hot and high.
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#594948 - 07/10/13 10:19 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Good Bump Admiral. I gotta find them naked hookah bitches.
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#594960 - 07/11/13 11:08 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Maybe her eyes are red from the crying. Either way's good for me.
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#594970 - 07/12/13 07:59 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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What ? A perv like you doesn't like to lick a prolapse. I'm so disillusioned. I bet you get a contact high if the chick did some good shit. Pun fully intended.
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#594983 - 07/12/13 09:20 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/07/13
Posts: 21
Loc: New Yawk
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Was the unfunny fully intended as well?
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#594988 - 07/12/13 11:22 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Calvert is hot and filthy. Gorgeous ass, box and cornhole on her. Voice a lil squeaky and could be annoying in high doses, but with a dick in one of her holes, I doubt she's yappin too much.
Edit: She a short whore too. Like 5'3 I think I saw.
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#594989 - 07/13/13 07:07 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Was the unfunny fully intended as well? Only to the humor disabled and trolls.
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#594991 - 07/13/13 07:33 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Aren't we all trolls here?
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#595004 - 07/13/13 12:20 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'm not.
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#595757 - 07/29/13 09:13 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Couple of Asians smoking pot and dancing. click
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#595772 - 07/29/13 07:05 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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No joy ! ^
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#595825 - 07/31/13 01:14 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
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Aren't we all trolls here? I started out as a troll then realized no one could tell the difference here.
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#595835 - 07/31/13 05:11 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Cause there ain't any !
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#598739 - 09/14/13 05:57 PM
Re: Hot and High
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J.B.
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#598751 - 09/14/13 07:31 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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We can't end the thread yet man, I just found a bunch of pics that fit it. Granted I've probably posted the best already, but there is value in the others.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#598781 - 09/15/13 08:32 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/27/13
Posts: 33
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Please share. Still looking for good videos of hardcore with girls on the nod.
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#598889 - 09/15/13 08:32 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/27/13
Posts: 33
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You like passed out messes? No - I mostly just love ruining a girl's dope high with an orgasm. This one got the lights on, but clearly no one is home. I think her lids are scotch-taped open.
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#598897 - 09/15/13 09:28 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Holy shit, yer right. I never zoomed in on it and noticed that. I hope she ain't a corpse.
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#598898 - 09/15/13 09:29 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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that's not good.
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#598915 - 09/16/13 06:42 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture.
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#598919 - 09/16/13 07:34 AM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Holy shit, yer right. I never zoomed in on it and noticed that. I hope she ain't a corpse. Is there a Dead From Head to Toe thread?
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#599037 - 09/18/13 03:55 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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Wasn't there a picture of Gen Padova smoking crack back in 06 or 07? She obviously doesn't pass the first requirement of this thread but it was a pretty sweet picture. Are you referring to this? Looks like Gia Paloma. No?
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#599038 - 09/18/13 04:10 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Before I memorized your ass, I used to confuse your names myself.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#599051 - 09/18/13 07:16 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Thank you, Mr. Meat.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#599075 - 09/19/13 12:23 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Finish your fucking tattoo. Fuck.
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#599090 - 09/19/13 04:58 PM
Re: Hot and High
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Not that I've seen. Usually the alleged vids of passed out chicks are butt centric or a guy jacking off on his sleeping girlfriend's face.
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