The last people that owned my neighbor's house had goats years ago. The a-holes didn't care when their goats ate my mom's rhododendrons. Didn't care when the goats used to chase my 9year old ass around our property and knock me around. When the goats figured out how to tag team a pear tree and eat the fruit off, they were gone inside a week.

These fucking goats now have been getting out for 6 months and are grazing across 3 properties (dude is lucky my other neighbor is elderly and don't leave the house much in the winter). They ate down the vegetation over my leech field, so I have no use for them now. I'm getting sick of kicking piles of goat raisins in the yard and sweeping them off the walk way.

They are all inbred and dum as shit. Neighbor had 2 goats he bought at sales, 1 gray, useless, show type make goat, and a female meat goat. Now he got like 7 inbred fucking goats that get dumber and more troublesome every generation. Some are like 3rd or 4th generation inbred. He had one born dead last year. It was brown and he though maybe a goat got knocked up by a deer. When I said it could be a deformity from 4th generation inbreeding, he looked at me kind of insulted.