manti teos dead girlfriend is a hoax

I think he made up the girl friend to hide the fact that he likes showering with dudes a lil too much.

I didn't package this thread correctly, mainly because I posted it from my phone and as the story was breaking and I also didn't take into account the total lack of interest this board has in college football. Regardless of interest here this is going to turn into one huge hot ghetto mess and this kid cost himself multi-millions of dollars for this stupid lie in which he caught himself.

Deadspin.com is the best sports site going today bar none. EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com is the best college football site. Both won't interest many posters here.

I heard Notre Dame's statement on the radio this afternoon. They are trying to say Manti was the victim of a hoax. Too bad the Catholic Church has ZERO credibility, so only the sycophants will buy their bullshit.

This guy's account makes me laugh like a tard.

T'eo's real girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her.

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To be fair, I made up stories and quips about how much I loved Texas for years. And I'm pretty sure their whole A.D. is a hoax.

What an absolute clusterfuck this thing is turning out to be. What in the hell is going on here?



Well done, I'm just going to assume you thought of that on your own.

I figure he blew the Tuiasosopo guy after the Stamford game. And when T'eo's pop said the girl came to Hawaii for a visit, it was Tuiasosopo showing up to get his dick sucked, that's why the old man never met her.

NoSuch Dame.

This is just another news blow up to cover up the Cocksucker in chief's attack on the 2nd amendment. Babies mamas, Armstrong doping and now this. Speaking of full on cocksucker , how about Mussolini Cuomo ?

lance threw on a yellow jersey and went for a spin when he heard this news.

So, his imaginary girl was his "beard"? I mean, someone(s) has/ve floated this theory?

Lots of someones have floated that. Makes the most sense, the only other explanations are that he is a complete attention whore or he is dumber than a box of volcanic rocks.

I bet that's why he went to Notre Dame instead of BYU (he's a Mormon). The Catholic Church is adept at covering up polesmoking.

None of these are mutually exclusive. Having said that, though, this was the first thing I thought when I heard he was Mormon:

Actually I think I heard his decision was between USC and ND.

Ima leave it to one of the young members to post a comparison btwn USC broads and Notre Dame Broads.

Notre Dame girls are known for being particularly ugly. USC girls are, well, Southern California girls.

Who ya like then, Jolson?

This thing is over before it started:

Ohhh, yeah. He turned this down for the NCAA's answer to Pipsqueak?

I'm thinking that, as a linebacker, he'd have been more comfortable playing at Penn State.

I found a pic of his real girlfriend . She is alive and well apparently.