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#611132 - 05/25/14 09:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
adv0cad0 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/23/13 Posts: 417	I tried watching a couple of her cooking videos, but could never get past the fat-girl angles and the maternity dresses and muumuus and picturing them flowing in a great breeze like the flag on a destroyer. _________________________ "wait....we have souls?" - HillbillyHarry
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#611135 - 05/25/14 09:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Cinnamon Bun French Toast is the only one I sat through. I did drizzle a little maple syrup on it while it cooled, not an entire bottle like she did, and I put the frosting on it just before I served it. I didn't do the powdered sugar on top of that. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#611161 - 05/26/14 01:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	.
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#611162 - 05/26/14 01:13 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	sounds good. vegan?. @ jerky...whats the rub on the london broil?. montreal steak?. looks good and well cooked. panzer free food thread is pretty cool. just sayin _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#611163 - 05/26/14 01:33 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	.
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#611171 - 05/26/14 07:27 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
J.B. Unregistered	Originally Posted By: LouCypher panzer free food thread is pretty cool. just sayin It sure is. New Orleans Frittata (Andouille, onion, peppper, celery salt and cheddar) panini-fied on seven grain bread. Organic French Roast from Whole Wallet. Bloodies with Zing-Zang mix from Target. That McClures mix they sell at Whole Wallet is too pickly for my taste, and costs nearly double. Kicking myself for forgetting the tater tots. Attachments breakfast.JPG (193 downloads)
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#611172 - 05/26/14 07:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Originally Posted By: LouCypher sounds good. vegan?. @ jerky...whats the rub on the london broil?. montreal steak?. looks good and well cooked. panzer free food thread is pretty cool. just sayin Yes, Montreal Steak. I bought a Sam's Club size container of it a couple years ago, and I'm about 1/2 way through it. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#611174 - 05/26/14 08:55 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Pancakes and sausage for breakfast. I am terrible at pancakes. 2 things I miss most about my ex are pancakes and having a bed warmer. My room is cold in the winter, combo of 2 windows and the bilco doors to the basement underneath. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#611217 - 05/26/14 03:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Originally Posted By: LouCypher sounds good. vegan?. @ jerky...whats the rub on the london broil?. montreal steak?. looks good and well cooked. panzer free food thread is pretty cool. just sayin Most vegans will let you know they are vegan within 90 seconds after you meet them. In Pulped's case I would imagine it would be more like nine seconds. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#611218 - 05/26/14 03:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: the unknown pervert]
J.B. Unregistered	Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert Most vegans will let you know they are vegan within 90 seconds after you meet them. In Pulped's case I would imagine it would be more like nine seconds. He'd then spend the remaining 81 seconds telling you how much smarter he was than you for it and how misunderstood he was.
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#611756 - 06/06/14 03:07 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	I've pretty much given up on chicken breasts and have decided boneless, skinless chicken thighs are the best meat to grill. They have more flavor than breasts and are almost impossible to overcook. I've heard they're healthier for your heart somehow as well. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#611768 - 06/06/14 10:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	I dunno about the heart part, but the grilling part's a no-brainer. Thighs have more fat = better grilling.
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#611773 - 06/06/14 11:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Some asshole on a health show said so. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#611774 - 06/06/14 11:37 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B. Unregistered	They always do.
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#612668 - 06/21/14 07:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Originally Posted By: Steezo I've pretty much given up on chicken breasts and have decided boneless, skinless chicken thighs are the best meat to grill. They have more flavor than breasts and are almost impossible to overcook. I've heard they're healthier for your heart somehow as well. I cant eat thighs, they have like rubberbands in them. I don't eat chicken except a cutlet. That was tonites dinner, roasted cutlets with Italian Mixed Salad and Broccoli. Im a damn good cook, hence my thick self
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#613379 - 07/04/14 08:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Bob Horton made some sandwiches the other day. I'm not going to include every picture because there's too many. Quote: Made this sandwich couple of days ago, using a recipe that I came up with couple of month ago after I made some sloppy joe sandwiches. Its pretty much same thing as sloppy joe, but some BBQ sauce [Stubbs in my case, since he seems like he wouldn't mind tapping some o' Jemima] should also be mixed while the sloppy joe sauce gets into ground beef. After it simmers into done-ness, some Aunt Jemima syrup should be added to the sloppy meat and simmered for another 15 or minutes, with occasional stirring. I really like the end results how it all came together into the sandwich. To tell the truth, I ate 3 of these sandwiches and finished the Sloppy Jemima meat all by itself, it'was so gewd! _________________________
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#613444 - 07/06/14 08:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I'm going to Bubba Brews on the lake and letting them cook. Fuck it. Bubbas _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#613445 - 07/06/14 08:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	that place looks chill as fuck bdm...have a couple for me. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#613455 - 07/06/14 11:48 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	The XPT Convention should be held there. Here's out local destination roadhouse. No boats, tho Edited by Barry the Pirate (07/06/14 11:48 AM) _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#613511 - 07/07/14 09:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Lou - about 8 beers and a couple more at a bar up the road later in the evening. Stuffed shrimp appetizer for my meal. I sat at the waitress station and must have met 8 new young gals. One a microbiology major at UT. She was petite, thin and had a cute nose ring. Got a hug when I left. Good evening. Shouldn't have been driving though. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#613515 - 07/07/14 11:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Made some dollar dogs [$1 for 8pk plain franks and $1 for 8pk buns] with mustard and BBQ sauce. Technically that would be Quarter Dogs, but anything $1 and below is I call dollar dogs. Too bad I ran out out Quarter Water/Happy Drinks/Ghetto Drinks to wash down the dogs.
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#613522 - 07/07/14 02:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
artwilliams AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/17/08 Posts: 447	Homemade Caesar salad, shrimp, shrimp cocktail sauce (ketchup and horse radish).
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#613531 - 07/07/14 04:37 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: artwilliams Homemade Caesar salad, shrimp, shrimp cocktail sauce (ketchup and horse radish). Was the ketchup $1.00 ketchup or $2.99 ketchup?
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#613536 - 07/07/14 06:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
artwilliams AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/17/08 Posts: 447	The fancy stuff -- $2.99. Originally Posted By: Bob Horton Originally Posted By: artwilliams Homemade Caesar salad, shrimp, shrimp cocktail sauce (ketchup and horse radish). Was the ketchup $1.00 ketchup or $2.99 ketchup?
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#613537 - 07/07/14 06:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Hot Sausage Ring - on the grill. First helping was with leftover ziti. Second helping was with some leftover rice and hot sauce. I had some broccoli too. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#613542 - 07/07/14 08:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Attachments face-tats-19.jpg (0 downloads)
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#613553 - 07/07/14 10:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: artwilliams The fancy stuff -- $2.99. Originally Posted By: Bob Horton Originally Posted By: artwilliams Homemade Caesar salad, shrimp, shrimp cocktail sauce (ketchup and horse radish). Was the ketchup $1.00 ketchup or $2.99 ketchup? Ohhh!!!
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#613569 - 07/08/14 05:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Originally Posted By: PrimeD If he's vegan I assume the tats are henna.
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#613608 - 07/08/14 10:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I made some mashed potatoes with herring earlier today, but then mom made some heart stroganoff that I ate with the remaining potatoes.
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#613643 - 07/09/14 07:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Noodles and potatoes. OK. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#613646 - 07/09/14 08:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5097 Loc:	Skirt steak with garlic and lemon, green salad, one sour pickle, iced tea, 1 choco cookie and a peach for dessert. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#613656 - 07/09/14 10:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I made some Hellfire Noodles today
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#613685 - 07/10/14 10:22 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/17/11 Posts: 622	Ginger lime flank steak over cilantro lime jasmine rice. Roasted rainbow carrots and asparagus. Made a chimichurri too that was awesome. Attachments BsJWR3wIEAAJjuj.jpg large.jpg (147 downloads) _________________________ http://www.genpadova.com http://www.twitter.com/gpadova
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#613688 - 07/10/14 10:49 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	I've been hankering for salad a lot lately. Half bag of WalMart iceberg mix, cut up grilled chicken breast, some raisins, a little ranch and a couple of packs of Taco Bell Fire sauce. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#613691 - 07/10/14 11:35 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Couple times I've done chicken cutlets on the grill, dusted w/ McCormick's Fiery Pepper Blend, then cut it up and thrown into a salad. W/ my kid around, so snacks and junk in the house and trips to the ice cream stand, I've put on 10lbs since the beginning of June. Luckily the difference between 240 and 250 is negligible. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#613793 - 07/11/14 10:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Is there any way to turn a jar of tomato sauce into salsa dip? I figured there might be a way if I chop some onions and maybe add some ketchup to it. I don't know how to do it, but I don't want to have pizza sauce as a result. I just need a cheap way to get salsa to dip Doritos into: I have 30oz bag of it.
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#613809 - 07/12/14 05:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Instead of ketchup try olive oil, onions and spices. Cilantro, if you have it, will help. Edited by Bornyo (07/12/14 05:38 AM)
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#613823 - 07/12/14 11:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: Bornyo Instead of ketchup try olive oil, onions and spices. Cilantro, if you have it, will help. I hate cilantro but I like taco meat powder and Jamaican curry.
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#613890 - 07/13/14 03:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Add some tomatoes and jalapeno for some pico de gallo and burn the hair off your Russian asshole too. No pics though please. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#613891 - 07/13/14 03:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	What is pico de gallo?
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#613895 - 07/13/14 03:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Hey you're the city boy. You gonna learn Mexican cuisine from a hillbilly like me? Simple recipe. It's fukken great with soup beans and corn bread. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#613901 - 07/13/14 04:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
HillbillyHarry Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 422 Loc: Appalachia	Us hillbillies don't get good tomatoes in the winter, so we improvise with canned diced (petite) tomatoes, cilantro, onion, and a can of the rotello stuff. i always keep a bunch of those around.
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#613904 - 07/13/14 04:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	You ever try those little bagged roma tomatoes? They'll do in a pinch. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#613912 - 07/13/14 07:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Originally Posted By: backdoorman Hey you're the city boy. You gonna learn Mexican cuisine from a hillbilly like me? Simple recipe. It's fukken great with soup beans and corn bread. Now I know what that is! Taco Bell used to serve that with their "expensive" Cantina Menu tacos couple of years ago. I don't like this kind of wholesome "home-made/hand-made" salsa: I like that processed shit like Tostitos canned salsa or salsa was for $1.00 a jar in Deals. It got recalled because of glass shards and now there's no $1 salsa in Deals!
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#613916 - 07/13/14 08:39 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12905 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	I agree w/ Bob Horton about Tostitos salsa being better than any fresh made crap. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#613950 - 07/14/14 09:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Made some mashed potatoes and smoked salmon. Its a dealicious meal: Attachments Salmon Potatoes.jpg (145 downloads)
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#614011 - 07/15/14 09:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made some Battlefield Soup: ramen noodle brick, sausage pieces, jamaican curry powder, cheese powder and some ketchup.
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#614392 - 07/22/14 10:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Made some Chicken Bortu sandwiches with onions.
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#614399 - 07/23/14 01:48 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made some Battlefield Soup, its cooling down.
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#614415 - 07/23/14 03:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just made another bowl of Battlefield Soup. It only took me 7 minutes to make it.
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