Originally Posted By: J.B.
Look, there's a perfectly reasonable solution to all of this:

1) Let her either work in Grammar School, where the kids are too young to pop boners, or else teach in college, where they're legally adults.

2) Keep her out of middle school/high school, where they're physically incapable of controlling themselves/consenting.

There you go. Problem solved.




I like the way you think sometimes, JB, but that's some perfect world bullshit if I ever saw it. She could be teaching mentally disabled kids completely ignorant to anything on that kind of conceptual level, and parents will still shat themselves brown until the problem is fixed and she's back to her old, trusty lifestyle. Parents throw shit fits over just about anything these days. You can't even mention the word "christmas" in my kids class, because it's disrespectful of the kids that don't celebrate it. I wrote a kid's story for the class' party to help my girl out, and it couldn't be about anything holiday oriented. It had to be about "winter"

I wrote a story about fucking penguins.