"The problem with the "Golden Age" isn't that the girls weren't hot. Oh, my fuck they are. The problem is that after several years of being fed a steady diet of not having to see the guy's face right the moneyshot, going back and trying to rape myself to "Golden Age" porn is almost impossible. You seriously can't get more than 45 seconds and suddenly here's a closeup of fucking Jamie Gillis' face. Nobody needs to see that. If I want to touch myself to Aunt Peg, it takes some fucking organizing and planning. Like I have the time for that."

---Barry The Pirate