Transer is lamenting the fact he him self wasn't beneath that unfortunate fellows quivering hairy shit chute to catch the warm gooey goodness. Mikh-Transer Gorbachev...Gorby The Gimp if you will probably wishes he in fact could have been born not so much human....but rather deformed as one long stretched out gaping maw spanning the length of an entire subway track, waiting or the fateful day of feces catching and any other refuse that may fall along the way