Probably evicted.

When I caught an STD from my toilet seat, I knew it was time to leave.

You musta had it wrapped around the neck of the wrong gutter slut.

What was her name? All of Max's toilet seats had names, Catalina, Layla, Bisexual Britni, etc.

Mine was known as Kohler. Must be German or something.

Just finished editing Roxy Lovette. She's fun.

You sure it's not named Annette?

I think those are the fattest, droopiest outter cunt lips I ever seen.

I started a new series, The Fattest, Droopiest Outer Cunt Lips You've Ever Seen.

Ya see and hear about beef curtains all the time, but I never heard a term for droopy outer lips.

Think of them not as droopy lips but as grand, plush velvet curtains like the ones they used to have at movie theatres in the 1970s.

I was thinking more along the lines of....


Now, take me for example. When I do a feature presentation of my ass to Krys Foxy, I have no curtains at all. It's just pure, unadulterated manhole, covered by her saliva.

that's symmetry..

Brienne of Tarth!

And Tyrion's bastard sister !

World Modeling's newest girls?

Brandi Fox





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Last I saw, this thread was called STARFISH & HONEYPOTS. I see neither in them there pics boy. Rectify this situation, STAT, or else I'm gonna kick a dumpster, wake up a mod and have em delete that post.

Happy now? A wee bit of honey appears to be leaking from the starfish. Anyone have Photoshop skills?

Damn! Are you going to hit Panzer with a takedown notice when that pic lands on his site?

^For the love of Christ, PLEASE let this happen.

If you wouldn't threaten me, Jerk, this wouldn't have happened.
She was cool to me. Can't we just do a cover up of this story by doing a cover up with Photoshop?

You know, if you weren't too cheap to keep a pack of baby wipes around, you wouldn't have these problems. You can get a ginormous box of em at CVS for like $10.

For those of you who aren't parents or whores, baby wipes are the most important sex accessory besides rubbers.

The sad part is that I do have baby wipes. They are kept on top of the toilet. What I don't have are the words to tell someone, "Houston, we have a problem."

Moving on....

Zoey Monroe returns as update #704 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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Nicole Ferrera is update #705 at www.loadmymouth.com.





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Any way to get the anus part of the pic in larger resolution for all the honey fans out there?

I'd say check his blog for alternate pics. If I was you, I'd get an affiliate link for his site and put the link up with the pics though.

Everyone, everywhere should be checking my blog http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/ and my Twitter https://twitter.com/BrandonIron and my Facebook https://www.facebook.com/brandon.iron1?ref=tn_tnmn and my Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1baa91/i_am_brandon_iron_xxx_content_producer_ama/.

You should ditch the VOD and put your twitter in your sig.

Damn this girl is cute.

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I like her cuz she's "freaky."

On another, more serious note: I've heard of pink eye, but what's up with white eye? Can Brook Page suffer any consequences to her vision performing risky behaviors like this?

Slerp-eye's dangerous business.

I wonder why my coffee tastes a little salty when I stir it.

So zinc shake equals coffee now. Processed foods.

If you get Roxanne Rae tell I put you up to it. Or then again wait till the scene is over. If she cries stay mum.

Ask Roxanne if she will bring her own spoon, please.

Brook Page is update #706 at www.loadmymouth.com.






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A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

Roxy Lovette

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Brandon, do you achieve full wood quicker when the whores show up with bloodshot eyes?

I am unable to complete a full male "performance" and must hire stunt cocks to do the final leg of the shoots. That is why I am struggling financially.

More Roxy Lovette, update #707 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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Hasn't that broad heard of make up?