Originally Posted By: LouCypher

you should slap a trademark on the tuna cole slaw taco before it's too late.

Nah. But I did come up with an alternative name for Hot Pockets. It has same amount of letters, sounds just as catchy and has a rhyming jingle to it. After several months and several dozens of ideas, I have finally came-up with a very good one that you will never guess.