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#533597 - 11/08/11 08:25 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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naz must beat himself silly to this broad...
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#533598 - 11/08/11 08:44 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
She is actually from Napanee , Ontario, Lou. It's an absolute fucking dead end hick town.


you're crushing my montreal stripper dreams of her. i'm almost positive she and i had a moment on ste. catherine street back in the day. oh well, her loss.
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#533602 - 11/08/11 09:59 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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any clue who this^ is?.
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#533618 - 11/09/11 03:46 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Playboy is now doing shoots that don't show anything?? Sooo past its time.

Lil poser broad is 27.
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#533625 - 11/09/11 07:08 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher



It figures, Playboy would try to airbrush and minimize her freckles which are one of her little quirks that make her a little more fapworthy than the next random whore.
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#533634 - 11/09/11 08:18 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Not hating, lou. It's a schtick I've been doing for a few days. Saying someone's much older than they are. I've been harassing a whore on FB and calling her 50ish. Just something to make me giggle. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Sandman, aka Jim Fullington, one of the most functional alcoholics I've ever seen.
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#533635 - 11/09/11 08:21 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate


Sandman, aka Jim Fullington, one of the most functional alcoholics I've ever seen.


have we met?.
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#533639 - 11/09/11 11:00 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I think we should have a most/ least functional addiction addled contest for our little family.
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#533678 - 11/10/11 02:05 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Meth is so yesteryear. Krokodil is where it's headed.





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#533682 - 11/10/11 05:58 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I saw a video of some whore on that shit in the hospital where like, her fucking bones were exposed. Like gaping holes in the arms with white shiny bones fucking sticking out. Her foot looked like a gloop of jelly.

Isn't that shit homeade with like lighter fluid, Iodine, and some industrial solvent?

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#533692 - 11/10/11 07:45 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Codeine, iodine and red phosphorous
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#533694 - 11/10/11 07:50 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Everything good needs red phosphorous.

So with those ingredients, it is bath tub smack?
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#533697 - 11/10/11 07:58 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2078355,00.html

The active component is codeine, a widely sold over-the-counter painkiller that is not toxic on its own.
But to produce krokodil, whose medical name is desomorphine, addicts mix it with ingredients including gasoline, paint thinner, hydrochloric acid, iodine and red phosphorous, which they scrape from the striking pads on matchboxes.


more proof that nothing good comes from russia..



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#533705 - 11/10/11 08:20 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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skip to the five minute mark for the real horrors.

And, I'm assuming that codeine is only OTC in Russia? I mean, unless you've got a hell of a tolerance, codeine can get you pretty fucked up if you take a few. The only drug sold OTC over here that gets you even remotely high is Benadryl, last time I checked. If Codeine is now OTC, then I'm off to Walgreens this afternoon.


Edited by fartz (11/10/11 08:25 AM)

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#533706 - 11/10/11 08:21 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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that fucken arm is gone...
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#533708 - 11/10/11 08:36 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I'm not watching that video.

They must not have grape drank over in Russia to mix codeine syrup with.

Only drug worth making your self is weed. Simple and no caustic chemicals. LSD is too difficult, and Crank costs too much in gas going from pharmacy to pharmacy buying one box of cold meds at a time.

In addition, the most disturbing thing in that first pic is the stretch marked gunt peeking out from under the tank top. It just ruins it for me.


Edited by Jerkules (11/10/11 08:38 AM)
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#533711 - 11/10/11 08:52 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Don't they have fucking anesthesia in Russia ?
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#533719 - 11/10/11 09:47 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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nice spot on the gunt jerky.. that really adds to the horror when you factor her age in relation to how many abortions or worse, full term pregnancies, it took for her to get to that state.
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#533720 - 11/10/11 09:48 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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this thread has gone all wrong btw.... it's actually pretty perfect in xpt terms but it did seem to be heading in a nice direction for once.
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#533722 - 11/10/11 10:06 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Ok, lets get it back on track. Thank TRPWL for this one.

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#533736 - 11/10/11 11:40 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I'll pay it forward and put up 2 Gracie Glam pics. Good looking whore, no matter what the angle.



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#533747 - 11/10/11 01:15 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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#533752 - 11/10/11 02:01 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Much better than your contributions from GangreneBitches.com.
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#533754 - 11/10/11 02:37 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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My subscription ended ages ago. They weren't holding up. And someone had fun with the pics or at least went along, looking at the responses. The Glam whore might be worth looking at once in a while. Maybe.

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#533758 - 11/10/11 04:06 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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the glam whore is fucken fine.
pd..you're hating on the hot pic of the day thread. barely.
hate harder or jump on in for the big win...
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#533760 - 11/10/11 04:10 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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I ain't hatin'. Yet. Somewhere I saw stuff of the Glam whore and never bothered. Nice cunt though.

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#533766 - 11/10/11 04:32 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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All the pipes lead to the sewer on XPT !


Edited by backdoorman (11/10/11 04:33 PM)
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#533774 - 11/10/11 04:57 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I'm sorry. Yes, Pipe Dreams, her cunt is nice, but I think the lack of a close up did her tasty looking asshole an injustice.

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#533800 - 11/10/11 06:36 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
the glam whore is fucken fine.



That she is.



Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I think we should have a most/ least functional addiction addled contest for our little family.


Barry, just for you, I give you the Glam whore as shot by one of the most functional people you'll ever meet.


[/quote]

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#533811 - 11/10/11 09:13 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: ]
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skimming another forum(r.b)and this came up... i do love me some crazy bitches and this one was cool way before tanner mayes.





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#533813 - 11/10/11 09:24 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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^^^My first favorite porn girl of the digital age.
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#533823 - 11/10/11 10:10 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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#533844 - 11/10/11 11:04 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: LouCypher]
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#533846 - 11/10/11 11:08 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz


skip to the five minute mark for the real horrors.

And, I'm assuming that codeine is only OTC in Russia? I mean, unless you've got a hell of a tolerance, codeine can get you pretty fucked up if you take a few. The only drug sold OTC over here that gets you even remotely high is Benadryl, last time I checked. If Codeine is now OTC, then I'm off to Walgreens this afternoon.

Starting June 1, 2012 you will need prescription for it.

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#533847 - 11/10/11 11:10 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Good. If them whores weren't rotting away, they could be taking it in the shitter on video.
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#533883 - 11/11/11 09:10 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
god bless england.
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#533898 - 11/11/11 10:09 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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You can get codiene aspirin in Canada. It's a family tradition to bring a shit ton of them home for family and friends. Last trip I hit the WalMart in Nelson, BC and asked the pharm girl for a dozen bottles. She axed why so many. I told her I had a headache. No sense of humour, had she. She told me I could only bring x number across the border. I told her to let me worry about that. She was very unhelpful.
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#533933 - 11/11/11 12:24 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I found some sweet, sweet amateur ass pics on someone's tube site profile. I'll have to do a myriad of Fap-session memory raking and backtracking, but I will find them. And I will post them.

Just hope they're as sweet as I remember.

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#533962 - 11/11/11 03:00 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Here you go, Sharpies and Auto Erotic Asphyxiation.



If that don't do it for ya, here's a super hot blonde on a boat.

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#533978 - 11/11/11 06:42 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I hope she made enough for another can of spackle.
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#533991 - 11/11/11 07:12 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I do love amateur chicks in dingy rooms. Makes them seem more attainable, like a hot chick driving a shitty car.
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#534037 - 11/12/11 04:20 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Good news and Bad news

Bad:
After much back-tracking, I totally found the profile. I had to switch to the tactic of just looking through pages of pic galleries, but I found it. The shitty part is it just wasn't as good as I remember. I still pulled some of the better pics out.

The good news is that this particular search led me to a bottomless pit of ass pics both pro and amateur.











Now, the sucky part about this goldmine of crevice is that it led me to the shocking, profound conclusion that men too, have asses.........

And there's no fucking gay filter.








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#534046 - 11/12/11 07:21 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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As far as the biz whores are concerned, I've been on a serious Jessi Palmer kick for awhile now.











I dunno. Something about the chipmunk face and seriously oversized twat makes me wanna' grab my stolen Hibachi, and just camp out in there for a few days. You know, find my true self and all that.

Everyone's invited. Charin, as you can see, there is definitely room for the motorhome.







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#534051 - 11/12/11 08:14 AM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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The duct tape and misspelled Daddies is the keeper from the bunch.
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#534074 - 11/12/11 12:47 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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this i like.and that jessi palmer pic.but i read that as hitachi and wondered wtf you were doing. smirk
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#534081 - 11/12/11 02:30 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: frankie fatale]
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click image at your own risk


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#534083 - 11/12/11 03:03 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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^^^Screencapped so you can't deny it. That's a Boxable Offense if I've ever seen one, and I've committed more than a few.

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#534085 - 11/12/11 04:37 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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Fucking pathetic. Roam the streets with a mob of undercunts. People with admin rights tend to post shit with other people's accounts here, actually. Stage some really transparent bullshit again. And bomb the whole of New York next time, to rid this earth from a lot of pathetic losers like the MayBeGayBe.

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#534086 - 11/12/11 04:57 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: drained]
J.B.
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So Stewie's in favor of Panzer posting turd pics, then. Why am I not surprised?


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Fucking pathetic. Roam the streets with a mob of undercunts. People with admin rights tend to post shit with other people's accounts here, actually. Stage some really transparent bullshit again. And bomb the whole of New York next time, to rid this earth from a lot of pathetic losers like the MayBeGayBe.

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#534092 - 11/12/11 05:39 PM Re: Hottest picture of the day. [Re: Jerkules]
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I've got a thing for Sensi Pearl at the moment.






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