Bah, Burglar's 9th rule of sploogethics, "Never insert your penile appendage into the mouth of a whore who thinks she is the next Joni Mitchell/Joan Baez who has just smoked the equivalent of a entire Shrub of Mendocino County's finest seasoning....you'll pop positive for marijuana on your next drug screen and your dick will smell like one of those Los Angeles Medical Marijuana shops 1.7 seconds after you walk in the door, unless she had the munchies just before gobbling your goo in which case you may be smelling Taco Bell or Nestle's "Tool" House Cookies or Bugles-cheddar flavor every time you drop your shorts to take a piss...." Got all that kids? I'm Burglar, I'm here to help....

P.S. -- Also marijuana-stoned whores tend to be too fucking silly or self absorbed to really get into the act, or "moment", when engaged in a sausage fest and are just as liable to bust out giggle-snorting when you talk filthy to her or tell her to look into your eyes as you pop into her mouth.


P.(i).S.S -- Plus, when she does open her mouth to receive your splooge, you are liable to view some truly un-erotic spectacles like Choclate Brownies in her teeth or an occasional Orange glowing Cheetos residue. Fuck that, only consort with whores who snort Heroin or pop Klonipin, they are sincere in their drug induced debauchery.

Remember, here to help....