Ahh The sad story of the whore Courtney AKA Kacey Jordan AKA Charlie Sheen's cumdumpster, AKA "The Rat"(what Charlie Refers to her as)
The Story So Far.
Little Girl From Portlandia grows up in a household where she must have had some sort of tramantic sexual encounter with an adult. She grows up being a "rebellous" teen when in fact she is probably also suffering from
BIPOLARDISORDER.
Our Little cum princess finds success and validation in the Porn Valley Kingdom and becomes Lady of the Underage fantasies of old farts like this.
However she goes even further to the darkest Forrest of Porn Valley Kingdom and starts hooking. She is a higher end hooker and keeps it mostly "under raps" as her family in Portlandia don't know about it. She is taken to far off Mid Eastern Places by Rich Oil Lords.
But Then.
She Gets
Caught up in one of the Biggest Tabloid Scandals in the 21 century.
Attention. She Likes. She is on the Accent.
But then..
Her Depression sinks in when she realizes that she is one of the most infamous whores in the world and her family knows every stinking detail.
She rejects(or was rejected...I need to see the AIM test) Porn Valley Kindom and lives Permantly in the Dark Escort Wooods.
But then she discovers and wants to move to a new Kingdom of Chicago and its high Trees.
Where she has found her Prince and not so White Knight..
Sir Lane Goldberg.
Girls Don't Wrech To badly he is also a D J
They Fall in love and profess this love in the highest form of social media pairings...
FACEBOOK STATUS...
But wait our bipolar cum princess's family finds her new night to be not so white....
She Breaks up with Sir Lane Goldberg the ugly and puts for a decree that she is going to to extra whoring in 2013 so she can move to the Beautiful Windy Kingdom on her own.
She Begins Her Quest in the Kingdom of The Space Needle.
However only 7 days into her Quest for the Windy Kingdom she hits a Depressive state as you can see in the above post.
Her Not So White Knight sends help and saves her from halfway across the country..
Now the Shariffs of the Kingdom Of the Space needle have her in the stock for crazy people
What will happen to our bipolar cum princess now?
All I know is she has a way hotter younger sister...
And I hope it ends with her getting nailed in the Kingdom of Porn Valley