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#643866 - 02/05/17 12:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
JL Hayseed Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
More woe visits the Lioness! FB entry. The con game continues?

I have the worst luck..my dog and I were hit by a car today ! I fell to ground and dog hit by bumper went under car but no wheels hit him ..thank God. I got up and my dog walked with no limp so other than a few bruises we are ok. Cannot tell for sure about lucky .will have to wait and see if he shows signs of injury.
Freaked me out.. Guess I have some luck as we could have been killed thank God driver was going slow.
All I cared about was lucky as he is fifteen.
Love to you all !&#128525;&#128536;


Maybe she's trying to become the Whiplash Wang of Canada. (Early MASH episode. Old Korean guy who was a "professional accident victim.)

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#643869 - 02/05/17 12:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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^ On this board you think no one knows from Whiplash Wang?
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#644298 - 02/25/17 03:58 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
KidRibz Offline
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She dropped a damn near goodbye note on FB yesterday. If I sober up anytime soon I'll post it. Not looking food for the Luv Lionuss.

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#644299 - 02/25/17 04:06 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
KidRibz Offline
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Post from yesterday.

Sorry I do not video chat. I look awful all the time . Due to background checks I have been banned from employment in my town. Seems town council thinks pornstar is not safe with the public. I have no car no money just enough for rent and I live from food bank which gets less and less each month. I live in a room no tv no WiFi no Computer no bus money .No family or friends. No reason to live . I pray each night to die. So alone. Cannot walk much due to pain.so here I sit alone no radio. Slowly going insane. I cry most of every day. Take sleeping pill to sleep as long as I can.i have no one to tAlk to. I cannot bear this life.it never gets better. I have never made a cent from adult films since 2006. Never made a penny from internet ever ever. Please this not meant for sympathy.just know that all the vulgar comments are monitored by town council. And they think I am the person they see on films .but I am not ! It was a job I stayed at 49 yrs of age because I wE living in a shed for more than 7 years .Please know I am just going to a early grave. Loneliness will kill me way before my time. How long can a person sit in a room with nothing to do? I fear jail would be better at least you have someone to talk to.i do not. Please no video chats. I cannot fiquer out how to shut it off. I need better Glasses. Dana Hayes died long ago.

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#644342 - 02/25/17 05:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: KidRibz]
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"...Dana Hayes died long ago."

That is haunting. She's quiet on Twitter. I'm hoping she doesn't do something crazy. The sleepy burg of Orangeville doesn't need the notoriety.
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#644343 - 02/25/17 06:50 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
windsock Offline
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This woman's life is ruined
drunky
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#644344 - 02/25/17 07:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: windsock]
Kingfish Offline
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The all in bet for the white knights and classy gentlemen. Time for the big sleep Dana (barbiturates and booze).
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#644346 - 02/25/17 07:19 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Someone live near Toronto?

Orangeville Police Service
Register a Vulnerable Person

http://www.orangeville.ca/get-file/823

PLEASE E-MAIL THIS FORM ONLINE TO vulnerablepersons@orangevillepolice.ca
OR MAIL/DELIVER TO ORANGEVILLE POLICE,
C/O COMMUNITY SERVICES LOCATED AT
390 C LINE, ORANGEVILLE, ONTARIO L9W 3Z8


Edited by Bluecipher (02/25/17 07:20 PM)
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#644353 - 02/26/17 09:36 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I hope there's a similar assistance service for Lucky.

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#644354 - 02/26/17 09:47 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Lucky's more likely to receive the assistance of some kind soul that Dana, and that may be the end game: Sooner or later, someone's going to drop the dime to the Orangeville SPCA, and when they respond, they'll likely report herself to Adult Protective Services when she loses control. Unless she gets all Goebbels and murders her four-legged "child' before offing herself.

Right now, that dog's her only chance of making it out of her self-imposed hell alive.
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#644361 - 02/26/17 03:46 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Lucky will be fine without his mistress, but I think that if he goes before she does it will only end up killing her. I'm surprised there are no social programs she can take advantage of to take the edge off living alone and shunned. If she was trying to become a dance teacher, that was destined to fail; no mother would let her kid learn to pirouette under the tutelage of a retired pornstar and active escort.
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#644527 - 03/11/17 01:32 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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From Twitter, trolling for classy gents with disposable income.

Dana Hayes&#8207;
@danahayesxxx


Would like to meet a man in his sixties who is single....i live in Orangeville Ontario Canada

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#644528 - 03/11/17 02:13 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Damn, I'm only 59.
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#644530 - 03/11/17 03:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: charin]
Kingfish Offline
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What happened to 'end days'? We need to amend Ben Franklin's famous aphorism of the only certainties in life being death and taxes to add: Dana Hayes will being looking for classy gents.
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#644534 - 03/11/17 04:58 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Radio silence from the Luvinlioness and no recent tales of woe. She only posts pictures and videos of dogs and cats.
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#644729 - 03/23/17 06:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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No update of note for the DanaFiles. The subject is lying low.
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#644745 - 03/26/17 10:51 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Some good news - Lucky is still alive (or so it seems)



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Edited by Bluecipher (03/26/17 10:52 AM)
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#644747 - 03/26/17 01:45 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Well, if you consider Orangeville Ontario living, anyway.
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#644751 - 03/26/17 07:34 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Lucky is Saved, and so is the Luvinlioness. She has found Jesus.



She may have her eye on some classy, senior Christian gents looking for a mature companion.


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Edited by Bluecipher (03/26/17 07:42 PM)
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#644752 - 03/26/17 08:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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The Luvinlioness is in a win-win situation, Christians love to save people from sin (especially the sins of the flesh) and Dana loves attention. I think she will be trolling for the classy Christians in no time like you said. Like in Breaking Bad, when Jesse, Badger and Skinny Pete infiltrate the Narcotics Anonymous group to talk up the blue meth to get new customers, Dana will be getting some cowered Christian men to 'come on by and see me sometime' at the ice cream social.

I like entrepreneurial Dana. And it is a respite from the poverty angle she has been flogging for over a decade.
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#644753 - 03/27/17 02:18 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Plus the free pancake dinners are plentiful.
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#644754 - 03/27/17 08:07 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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In time, if she settles in a stable relationship with a good mark, I mean man, she can set up a little mail order business and distribute her old DVDs, choice lingerie, etc. All hush-hush. Jesus doesn't have to know EVERYTHING.

These will be good times for Lucky, if she plays her cards right.
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#644757 - 03/27/17 09:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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I think the old Canuck Christian she cons into a relationship will probably have a sly grin on his face -- I am sleeping with a porn star -- at the beginning of the relationship. When he sees her work on DVD -- the corn-holing by convict negro labor -- the grin evaporates with the relationship. I don't think any old Christian coot can handle that level of anal miscegenation and Dana is back begging for cigarette and booze money on twitter.
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#644768 - 03/28/17 07:59 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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This scene might shock him.


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#644769 - 03/28/17 08:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
windsock Offline
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Has this woman ever gagged and puked on dicks on camera? drunky
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#644787 - 03/30/17 08:37 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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It's FB-official: The Luvinlioness has joined the ranks of Big J.



Next step: Identify single, classy gents in the flock and slowly move into their sphere of acquaintances and friends.


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#644788 - 03/30/17 08:40 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
backdoorman Offline
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Well its a free meal for her and Lucky. So good for her.
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#644790 - 03/30/17 10:27 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: backdoorman]
Kingfish Offline
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I wonder how many white knights will race in and try to save her from Christianity? Is Shelley Lubben involved? Will she be shaking down people for contributions for her new "church" that she will form?

A new game with the same old hustle. Instead of begging for money for herself, she can beg for money to help get the exploited sex workers off of the mean streets of Orangeville (and use it herself).
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#644791 - 03/30/17 10:46 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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As they say in Wise Blood, Jesus is just a trick on niggas.
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#644795 - 03/30/17 06:56 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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The recent convert is keeping her porn/escort options open...




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#644968 - 04/12/17 02:56 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
kengren04 Offline
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Amazing saga

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#644969 - 04/12/17 04:49 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The recent convert is keeping her porn/escort options open...


Maybe she will form: The Church of the Negro Gangbang. The baptism is what really sets this church apart from the other sects of Christianity.

Wasn't there some hooker that had some Hookers for Christ scam running a couple of decades ago? Maybe Dana can pick up that ball and run with it.
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#644974 - 04/12/17 09:55 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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I wonder if she gave up oral and anal for Lent.
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#644975 - 04/12/17 10:09 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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Lent is the cat lickers (Catholics) bag, not the Christians. There may be some sect that cares about Ash Wednesday and Lent, but pretty much only the Catholics.
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#644977 - 04/13/17 09:00 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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You're right, but that was a joke, like she might have done something for Ass Wednesday.

She's probably joined some prot. church. I think her background is Irish (orange or green I know not) and Ukranian but I doubt she'd go to some Catholic Ukranian church if any exist in Orangeville.
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#644978 - 04/13/17 09:07 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
charin Offline
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Originally Posted By: Chick_I_Heard_in_AA
Whores do recover.
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#644979 - 04/13/17 11:12 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
You're right, but that was a joke, like she might have done something for Ass Wednesday.


I would think that The Church of the Negro Gangbang would celebrate Ass Wednesday.
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#644995 - 04/13/17 07:41 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Church of the Negro Gangbang sounds pentecostal or something out of Mississippi or Alabama. Lots of participation and yelling hallelujah, definitely some snake handling in this case. I don't think the sedate and classy folks of Orangeville are into that scene. I see the Lioness trying to infiltrate the respected Anglican or Lutheran congregations and siding up to some moneyed widowers looking for companionship, love, and a dog named Lucky.
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#645015 - 04/13/17 09:16 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
faceblaster Offline
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Well, she's always been a bit of a snake handler. Amirite?
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#645042 - 04/14/17 02:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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If she joins the Jehovah's Witnesses she can spread the word (and her ass) visiting classy gents across the entire Orangeville area!
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#645056 - 04/14/17 04:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses, I recently read Rudolf Hoess' autobiography about being the Kommandant of Auschwitz. He had respect for the JW prisoners, saying they were very hard working and went to death with a sense of peace knowing that they were going to a better place. The asocials (criminals) went whimpering like babies knowing they would have to answer on the other side.
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#645135 - 04/17/17 04:35 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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The Christian Luvinlioness must be happy today, for He is Risen.
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#645136 - 04/17/17 08:58 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Randynorth Offline
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She's one of my favorite mature stars. I'd jump her in a second. My number two is Desi Foxx but I doubt there's a chance of hitting that. (daughter Eli has surfaced on twitter under her real name & porn name. Still not as hot as mom. )

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#645139 - 04/17/17 10:35 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
KidRibz Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Christian Luvinlioness must be happy today, for He is Risen.
That made me spit my Irish Whiskey....I hate you now.

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#645142 - 04/18/17 09:02 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She will be joining the Compass Church's "Compass Women" group as well as the Senior Adults group, which teems with classy gents and lonely seniors in search of faith and companionship. In three months' time the Luvinlioness will be engaged to a posh gent.
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#645180 - 04/21/17 02:02 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses, I recently read Rudolf Hoess' autobiography about being the Kommandant of Auschwitz. He had respect for the JW prisoners, saying they were very hard working and went to death with a sense of peace knowing that they were going to a better place. The asocials (criminals) went whimpering like babies knowing they would have to answer on the other side.


What a hypocritical POS. Cowardly fuck took nearly 40 years to successfully off himself.

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#645189 - 04/21/17 08:47 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Claude Goddard]
Kingfish Offline
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You may be thinking of someone else. Hoess, was hanged in 1947 by the Poles in Warsaw. It was suggested while he was in custody to write it all down "to get his side of the story".
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#645198 - 04/21/17 06:35 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.

The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.


Edited by Bluecipher (04/21/17 06:37 PM)
Edit Reason: Horse or hoess, take your pick
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#645200 - 04/21/17 07:11 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
faceblaster Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.

The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.


But she did let Teddy Roosevelt fingerbang her and jerk off on her titties behind the bruhaus.


Edited by faceblaster (04/21/17 07:13 PM)
Edit Reason: yes, I mean Teddy!
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#645205 - 04/21/17 11:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.

The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.


You and Kingfish are correct. Mixing up my Nazis. Unforgiveable to obsessed junior high boys everywhere.

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