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#216162 - 12/03/08 08:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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today 4 people moved into an apartment identical to mind




Cool jondra


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#216163 - 12/03/08 02:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Ha! Good catch Crocodile.

I am drinking a bit but I doubt very much I will continue. This stuff is like having a bottle full of acid reflux.

Dragon Stout.

I should have known this stuff was bad just owing to the fact it is made by the same incompetents who make "Red Stripe".
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#216164 - 12/03/08 02:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dragon Stout is godawful. Stick with the Guinness.

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#216165 - 12/03/08 02:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dragon Stout is pretty bad. Sickeningly sweet with no real redeeming factors.

Guinness isn't much better.

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#216166 - 12/03/08 02:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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2 Grolsches tonite.
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#216167 - 12/03/08 02:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Now I know. I am glad I only bought 3 bottles of the stuff.

I would like Guiness quite a bit more if it were strong enough to get me drunk. As it is when I have it I just feel like I am drinking a cheese cake because it is so rich and then 10 beers later when i start to feel a bit buzzed i also feel sick.

Besides Guiness you get in North America is not even Irish, it's from Canada. I live in Canada and they still act like the shit is an import.
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#216168 - 12/03/08 08:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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13 bud lights so far. I figure if I drink the case I may get a buzz.

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#216169 - 12/05/08 10:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Canadian kind of sucks




For the most part, your country's beer sucks.

Here are the best countries for quality beer:

#1: U.S.A! (a bewildering panoply of craft brewers; also responsible for the worst beer ever, e.g. Coors Light).
#2 Belgium (trappist monks, high-alcohol content, wild yeast = fucked up, and an Euro-hangover).
#3: U.K. (e.g. Samuel Smith, tasty low-alcohol bitters and some interesting Scotch ales).
#4: Germany (Purity Law ensures uniform non-suckage and also uniform boredom).

And what you have left is the rest of the world brewing "Macro American Lager" style to compete with American Budweiser. They tend to put these "brews" in clear or green bottles so the beer will develop that light-struck "skunk" smell and taste.

The solution is to go to a "beer shoppe" that offers 22-oz bomber beers whose labels are unrecognizable from what's offered in your local supermarket. Sure, they will seem expensive and strange, but their alcohol content will probably be double of what you're used to, and the "complexity" of taste offered will be far more interesting than Molson (skunked), Labatts (skunked), etc.


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#216170 - 12/06/08 09:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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2 Peroni's for lunch today w/a dear friend.

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#216171 - 12/06/08 03:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^ Way to go! Just keep fucking up your neurotransmitter systems and complain some more about not being able to sleep.
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#216172 - 12/06/08 06:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Yuengling lagers.

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#216173 - 12/06/08 06:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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2 Peroni's for lunch today w/a dear friend.




Isn't that what they serve at Bertuccis?.
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#216174 - 12/06/08 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Schlenkerla Helles Lagerbier
Hobgoblin Dark English Ale
Pike Entire Wood Aged Stout
Criminally Bad Elf Barleywine

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#216175 - 12/06/08 11:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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6 pack of Newcastle for me tonight. The Natty Beast Light wasn't working for me anymore.
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#216176 - 12/06/08 11:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Yuengling lagers.




Good to know it's sold in other parts of the country besides eastern PA (and Jersey). I had one in Orlando back in October.

Knocking back some cranberry & Belvidere this err, morning, folks!
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#216177 - 12/07/08 10:23 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^ Way to go! Just keep fucking up your neurotransmitter systems and complain some more about not being able to sleep.


Doctor Doctor Doctor, I need help.

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#216178 - 12/07/08 10:24 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

2 Peroni's for lunch today w/a dear friend.




Isn't that what they serve at Bertuccis?.


Wasn't there, was on Montague Street.

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#216179 - 12/08/08 03:05 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I drank a vodka on the rocks at The Well just so I could have a waffle next door.
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#216180 - 12/11/08 10:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Rogue Deadliest Ale (22 oz)
Balthazar (11.2 oz)
Lobster Lovers Beer (Lithuanian 9.5 % beer) (22 oz)
Redhook db (double black stout with coffee) (22 oz)



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#216181 - 12/24/08 01:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I just sat down to a box of Corona. It's only 4:30 in the afternoon but the whole household is asleep and quiet. Almost too quiet. Something is afoot. I should probably check on it, but I'd rather sit here and drink. Any takers?
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#216182 - 12/25/08 12:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Someone turned me on to this last night:






Smooth.


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#216183 - 12/25/08 02:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
i am
ew
dirty made some yucky eggnog full of cognac and rum n shit
looks naaaaaaaaaaaaasty
but when im told to swallow
i do
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#216184 - 12/25/08 07:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Crimmus night is bar hop city for me . Back in 87 a bar opened on Xmas night over in Hull , which was unheard of in Catholic Quebec. Every year it's grown. I'm going 'round the corner then maybe hang with my bro and the rest of teh gheys....
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#216185 - 12/25/08 07:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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On Christmas Eve, put on the YakTrax and ventured out for six blocks and drinking the results:

Firestone Pale 31
Pike Stout XXXXX
Lompoc Imperial Pale Ale
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#216186 - 12/25/08 07:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Yuengling lagers are tonight's bill of fare.

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#216187 - 12/25/08 10:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Someone turned me on to this last night:






Smooth.


God bless Brian Bóraimhe for telling those O'Neills to fuck off.

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#216188 - 12/25/08 11:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Loc: Sydney Australia
I've got 7 heinekens and half a bottle of triple distilled smirnoff I'm debating whether to drink tonight or not after this mornings hangover...felt like I'd been hit in the head with a sledgehammer .

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#216189 - 12/26/08 07:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Deschutes "The Abyss" (lives up to the hype as the #5 best beer on beeradvocate.com) http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/brews/reserve-series/the-abyss/default.aspx
Lazy Boy Brewing Porter
Widmer Brrr
Wild Turkey Honey (not recommended; too sweet, like Southern Comfort)


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#216190 - 12/30/08 03:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I need a good reason to stay sober tomorrow night so tonight I'm drinking Mill Street Stock Ale and Jameson's.
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#216191 - 12/30/08 04:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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On a related sub have any of you tried the new [old ] formula Schlitz. I'm feeling kinda Milwaukee !
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#216192 - 12/30/08 04:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I've got six cans of Schlitz extra gold in the fridge as reserve. Up here its an import, so I dont know if its the new formula.
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#216193 - 12/30/08 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Scotch night.

Highland Park 1990 Signatory Cask Strength

Aberlour A'bunadh

Both 5 drinky stars

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#216194 - 12/31/08 02:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Tonite a bottle of Dom that has been chilling for about a year now, (my contribution and a bottle of Merlot (red) and 2 bottles of Moet.....and 2 huge 40$ each blunts).....cant wait, will be picked up in a black stretch Cadi Escalade.....going to a gangsta house party, I hope I dont get shot. If you read about me in the papers tomorrow, please be kind on here about me folks. Ive been a good person my whole life. Albeit not everyone here likes me, but I've never hurt anyone and I help animals so Im good with my maker whoever that may be.

And If I dont die, I have to be in work at 8am tomorrow, so I will be going straight from the party to work, of course I need to bring a change of clothes. Cant wear stillettos at work and be comfortable after all nite in them and floozy clothes.

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#216195 - 12/31/08 02:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I have several forties of Labatt Maximum Ice. It is awful and cheap.

I have too many possible things to do tonight so I picked up some beer to drink in case I decide I just feel like staying home.
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#216196 - 12/31/08 06:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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God bless you, 'Sock.

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#216197 - 12/31/08 07:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Celebrating already. Picked a bar we can all walk to. then cab back to the next joint after the ball drops. i think rainbow room wil be the last place til the house parties. just bought a new mini cam when i was supposed to be buying a paper shredder. pics of my eve will be up tmrw. they almost kicked us outta best buy cuz me and my girl were sharing a flask from inside our coats in the camera aisle. hey, we wanted to start partying early. i dont think booze is part of the raw vegan diet but oh wellz. did i tell you i had a huge papaya for breakfrest? it was as juicy and wonderful as 09 will be. thats my wishes for you all. drunkies belevedere. and moet white star. ching ching chilled_stoli my love.
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#216198 - 12/31/08 07:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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[panzer mode] 4 4 packs of busch for less than 10$ [/panzer mode]

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#216199 - 12/31/08 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Not I.
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#216200 - 12/31/08 08:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

just bought a new mini cam when i was supposed to be buying a paper shredder.*** i dont think booze is part of the raw vegan diet but oh wellz.




#1: shades of a "30 Rock" episode where all employees were presented with a dual Photo Scanner/Paper Shredder unit where the control switch was labeled "PS/PS"
#2: I think booze is Vegan; I've yet to encounter a Bacon-infused lambic or egg-whiskey, so, sounds like rationalization...



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#216201 - 01/01/09 12:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bacon infused vodka.

It sounds dreadful but I would drink it.
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#216202 - 01/01/09 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm drinking a headache in a bottle...


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#216203 - 01/08/09 10:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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16 beers and three shots of Makers Mark tonight. Two of my friends died this week. We buried one today and will have services for the other tomorrow.

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#216204 - 01/08/09 10:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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My heartfelt condolences B, I'll pour out a little Woodford for your dead homiez.

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#216205 - 01/08/09 10:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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shit sorry Bornyo
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#216206 - 01/09/09 06:54 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Damn Bornyo ! Without wallowing in the details what the fuck happened? Sorry man !
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#216207 - 01/09/09 08:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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They were both older. Coincidentally both got very ill, very fast and died on the same day. Unrelated.

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#216208 - 01/10/09 09:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Had a bunch of Holiday ales left over, and I found this stout. It's really really sweet, but goes down well. BTW: sorry to hear about your loss B.
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#216209 - 01/16/09 12:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Very crisp and clean when served ice cold. Well worth the thirteen bucks for a six pack.


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#216210 - 01/16/09 01:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Very crisp and clean when served ice cold. Well worth the thirteen bucks for a six pack.




IMO, that's the best Hefe that I've ever had.

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#216211 - 01/16/09 04:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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IMO, that's the best Hefe that I've ever had.




+1. From times long gone, I still remember Paulaner Hefe Weiss as one of the best. Together with Fransziskaner Hefe Weiss.
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