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#217027 - 12/24/10 10:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I drank so much jungle juice at a Christmas party the other night, I woke up and took a shit that smelled like fruit punch. I didn't even know that was possible.
This lunatic bartender girl who asked me out recently turned out to have a lunatic ex-girlfriend as well. The ex-GF read my texts with this girl and then promptly attempted to commit suicide. I think the last page of texts went something like this:
Hot Girl: Hey! I wanna do something with you. What do you want to do??? Steezo: Everything! HG: No! Pick something. Steezo: OK, I pick the butt. HG: Lol! I'm OK with the butt!
I also received a phone call from the lunatic where she threatened to burn my house down and kill me. She also told me to stop calling her (she called me). And, after threatening me with death, she then said she would get a restraining order against me. The fucked up thing is, women can basically just do that without any cause.
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#217028 - 12/29/10 05:50 PM
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Registered: 09/25/04
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I'm drunk and I fell like fucking Gia.
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#217029 - 12/29/10 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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HUMP night. I have totally thrown my workouts away over the holidays, so I might as well get smashed...
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#217030 - 01/21/11 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm on a beer kick after last weekend's yearly Great Alaskan Beer & Barley Wine Festival. Got super hammered and walked home in 10 below zero weather. In a t-shirt. It never fails that, every year the coldest weather always coincides with the festival.
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#217031 - 02/02/11 02:50 PM
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Oh, Hell yes.
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#217032 - 02/02/11 02:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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IPA is one of may favorites. Love its distinctive taste.
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#217033 - 02/02/11 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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i miss IPAs, we have terrible Alezander Keith's up here which sells itself aa an IPA but is not. The place I used to work at served their IPA as a real ale; the kegs had to settle for a coupla days and were in a fridge that was warmer than the reg fridge. These dudes do nice real ales at select places... http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/?page_id=3 hot yoga then getting hammered...
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#217034 - 02/02/11 04:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Down here IPAs are a popular microbrewery product. Not so up there?
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#217035 - 02/02/11 05:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Yeah moderately. It's just too bad one of the most popular beers in the country bills itself as an IPA but is nothing of the sort. I am in a real good part of the country for micorbrews and worked in two places that sold a tone of 'em.
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#217036 - 02/03/11 12:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Ugh, fuck Keith's.
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#217037 - 02/03/11 05:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I usually find IPA's too hoppy but the one I had in the Stegmaier variety pack was pretty good.
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#217038 - 02/03/11 06:06 AM
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I usually find IPA's too hoppy but the one I had in the Stegmaier variety pack was pretty good.
I have yet to find Stegmaier in NYC, but it's only a matter of time.
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#217040 - 02/04/11 12:05 AM
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#217042 - 02/11/11 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I have yet to find Stegmaier in NYC, but it's only a matter of time.
They're out of Pennsylvania so it's probably only some silly government rule or bureaucracy that is keeping it out. It's Boddingtons pub ale for me tonight though.
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#217043 - 02/12/11 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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this stuffBut whoever thought beer should come in 275ml bottles should be force fed a keg.
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#217044 - 02/18/11 05:44 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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i never post in this thread but tonight i'm inspired.. putting one up for the op... the man, and one of my fave mods ever...who. else. but...... Willie D! heres to ya boss!
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#217045 - 02/21/11 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#217046 - 02/21/11 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I want to go home. I have to work early tmrw morning. Good night.
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#217048 - 02/22/11 02:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm sorry to hear about your dog's failing health, if there's anything positive it's that fifteen years for a big dog gave you a lot more time than average with him.
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#217049 - 02/22/11 05:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I'm sorry, too. Dogs are excellent companions.
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#217050 - 02/22/11 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Sorry about your doggie, Dr. WB.
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#217054 - 03/09/11 06:57 PM
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HA!
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#217055 - 03/10/11 08:00 PM
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I started my morning all hung over and trying to decide which of my female roommates pube trimmings were all over the shower. It went decidedly downhill from there.
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#217057 - 03/11/11 06:53 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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4 Loko, red wine, Stella, Greygoose
It's my friend's last night in his house before it sells. sadness. he's not coping well with it.
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#217060 - 03/12/11 01:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Had a 6 pack of Southern Teir IPA and am working on bottle of wine from greece.
Hifives to willie. we're drinking tonight.
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#217061 - 03/12/11 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Thinking about going to my fave pizza place to watch some college bb and drink a few Rolling Rocks.
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#217062 - 03/17/11 01:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Thinking about going to my fave pizza place to watch some college but but first I am going to drink some varsol.
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#217063 - 03/18/11 01:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I only drink once a week now. I'm on a diet and have lost 20 pounds in the past month or so. I also managed to get my cholesterol down to around 165 somehow, even though I'm not on a low-fat diet. Anyway, after about 5 or 6 days of dieting each week, I'm basically ready to fucking choke someone. So, on the 7th day, I allow myself as much fancy red wine as I can drink (up to two bottles). I usually end up passing out before I finish the second bottle.
This wine-induced coma seems to act like RESET button for me. It de-stresses me out. And being in a wine-coma prevents unwanted snacking.
I need to write a fucking book.
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#217064 - 03/18/11 02:13 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I drank a whole case of beer last night on an empty stomach. I feel like shit today.
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#217065 - 03/18/11 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I drank a whole case of beer last night on an empty stomach. I feel like shit today.
Damn, son. An entire case? I bet your blood sugar is whacked and you're too sick to eat.
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#217066 - 03/18/11 04:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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The bottle of white porto I ordered came in to the shop today. I didn't even know it existed and I think red porto is fucking gross sweet. This white porto isn't bad at all.
The vineyard has a website but I warn you that it is absolutely insane. Like either 10 web developers were asked to work on different bits and they attempted to fit it together or 1 dude who was fueled by porto made the whole thing.
Calem Porto
I have the "fine white" type which doesn't seem to be mentioned. But it was bottled in 2004.
Just for a glimpse of what the web CAN be you might want to look but don't say I didn't warn you that it is absolutely crazy.
Review: Apparently the Portuguese like this with some club soda and lime.
I found the lime pretty unnecessary.
Go for something sour to balance the sweet. A little soda and a sour cocktail onion is pretty darn good.
Next up is a splash of sauerkraut juice.
The bottle suggests serving it with cake or fruit. I have some cookies and a cantaloupe so I may edit this later.
I dunno, for imported fortified wine "Calem Porto Fine White Porto" is not bad at all or mind-numbingly sweet. So if porto interests you but you prefer drier wines give it a shot. But despite the suggestion of cake and fruit I would not call this as much of a dessert or aperitif wine as a traditional porto. But again, it's a fortified wine so you should already know what's up.
Also, I think might start eating these sour cocktail onions as a snack. Crunchy, salty, sour. Pretty fuckin good.
EDIT: I looked at the web site again and if you can imagine what a web site would look like if it were designed by 15 different people who didn't speak the same language or have access to what anyone else was doing and WHO ALSO HAPPENED TO HATE THE WEB and anyone who attempts to use it then this is your dream. Just be prepared, in some ways it is totally awesome how fucky it is but it is also a sensory assault. The best part is that on top of being utterly crazy it is also EXTREMELY technically proficient.
I may actually be more into into this web site than I am into this wine.
Just... well just look at it. And then report back if you think that it was produced by people who hate the internet, hate web sites, hate computers, hate all bipeds, hate sounds, hate looking at anything. This site is like a straight man seeing a beautiful pair of tits and getting sickened and vomiting. just, just, what the fuck?
If anybody makes any sense of this or can even find where they mention their "Fine White Porto" please please report back.
Edited by cqd (03/18/11 05:09 PM)
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#217068 - 03/18/11 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Martinis for now, then in a few minutes my new girlfriend will show up, and I'll switch to overpriced beers and Arrested Development DVDs....
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#217069 - 03/18/11 09:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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When you feel like puking, the best thing to do is puke. Drink some water and let the poison out.
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#506756 - 04/18/11 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Makers Mark on the rocks would go whole lot better.
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#507041 - 04/21/11 06:23 PM
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