my tuition for next fall(they gave me a year to be a dirtbag) is 31k, roughly the same caliber or better than stanford. she must have borrowed from "first national russian mafia savings and loan" to run up 4x that and still not have graduated. on the other hand, admissions to those places make zero sense, i spent college being an asshole pretty far from exceptional in any academic sense but i'm essentially rainman with standardized testing and part of the school is named after me. fair, huh.