Better addition than her.

I'd lend her a room above the garage but she'd probably infest it with johns. Probably worse than bed bugs.

She can't find any johns.

So true. She has an open invite to the forum. It may be time for that, "return to the civilian world," and become a barista, intervention.

No reply to my offer of swapping a bowl of soup for anal.

keep at it. eventually things will find their level in a reverse digestion type of way.

She has a match.com profile listing yearly income at 150k to 170k. If that's true she's ready to buy her johns plenty of soup and crackers.

All quiet on the Dana front.

Nope

Time Is Running Out ..Dana Hayes Thousand Oaks
Available Now Then I Am On My Way Dana is only a call away

poetic...

Damn, right when I changed my avatar and thought all was safe!

She's like the legend of the wandering jew.

She doesn't even have time to punctuate! Hurry!!!

She's free-stylin'.

I hate myself for it, but I'd fuck that old hag

Ditto. I've quit smoking, quit nicotine gum, cut back on drinking, cut back on sugar and carbs and even artificial sweeteners, but I can't cut back on the old sow!

I already hate myself, so it'd be no problem.

I have only one coping mechanism - suppress, suppress, suppress.

"Self-loathing and push-ups." -Jamesn

i was waiting for th^t to happen. flat circle, fuckers.

Too old to rock and roll.

It's hard to keep wood and a healthy fetish going when you run into this:

I would so be all over her. Just last weekend I banged a 72 year old woman who'd just smoked pot for the first time earlier that night.

Barry, the GILF connoisseur. I hope Dana loses the gut and recovers the legs. That escorting/300 flower donation business must be putting her through the ringer.

She'll lose the gut after a couple of weeks in a pine box.

I hope she's not eating Lucky's meals, but I guess a gut doesn't matter much under certain circumstances:

She's no 300 roses. 180 max. I lie, tho.

On a good day, she might warrant 150 roses per hr and 80 per 1/2 hr.

Her current rates are astronomical
350 hr. 200 hhr

Maybe whore needs the money for lap band surgery. She's got a serious gunt right there.

She is 100yrs old. At this point it would be better for her to smoke meth than to risk going under the knife.

yes dana is pretty fucken beat but then theres this.
i just joined twitter a few days ago and news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21.

yeah, TWENTY. ONE.

She's lived a hard life[insert Max and Bonnie puking gif]

But in all seriousness, I think she's really hot.

She is indeed awfully hot. That makes the Illustrated Woman decision all the more strange.

I'da thought she was 30. 21, colorformed, harriboe fake tits & blowed out? Already done puke and piss porn along with rosebud porn....

One could say there is no where to go but up from here, but we all know that isn't really how these things work out.

Bonnie's fake tits arnt harriboe.

I have to believe that includes a fake birthday.

Lou Cypher she's 21?, for real? WOW I guess taking dick like that does wear on you...wow...that's all I got is wow.

Dick doesn't do that. An excess of drugs, booze and cigarettes, combined with a deficit of sleep and nutrition will do that.

That is 47 in porn years.

I hope I can use the Bonnie/Max Gifs again.

Being Bonnie is Hard Work:

You just have to wonder what's going through their heads. I suppose "I hope they don't finish off the coke before we're done with this". On the other hand I'd assume "insert drug here" breaks on a porn set are like bathroom breaks at any other job.

Well there's little doubt about what's going through their colons.

Circling the Drain.
Last Chopper has Left the Saigon Embassy roof...

Dana's recovered and is holding court at SFO Intl Airport -

DANA HAYES * Stars in 225 Adult Films * SF. Airport *
May 28 2014 09:38PM
Services > Escorting > California > Bay Area > San Francisco

"I am excited to be here... LuvinlionesS"
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I hope the motel has treats for Lucky.

And we're down again...

Could someone please donate her a car, and enough sump pump discharge hose to reach from the tail pipe to the driver's window? Thank you.

This is like following a downward trend in the stock market. At some point she'll be delisted and hit the pink pages.

I'm guessing the vacation outside of Reno with Chelsea and Jillian didn't work out.

Staying with strangers but they don't have ac. Incredible.

It's expensive to get those camper AC's serviced.

I'm wondering if she took Lucky with her on her hijinx. The poor dog must be suffering plenty.

I'm thinking:

They were in suburban Vegas, I think. Long ass way from Reno. Still, Hell on Earth.