What would be the practical effect of adopting Dana Hayes? Methinks she has about zero potential to be another Gen Padova as far as forum participation. Dana just doesn't seem to have her shit together at all. It is a sad state of affairs.

Where do you live in Baltimore?

Any help would probably need to be conditional - like an emergency IMF structural adjustment loan - less boozing, more saving.

Any help would probably need to be conditional - like an emergency IMF structural adjustment loan - less boozing, more saving.

Fuck guys. It's xxxmas. Let's help a ho out !

Live in the city. Single so I don't need to worry about school districts. OTOH I sure as hell don't live in the 'hood.

With respect to the previous poster. My conditions for paying a ho involve actual her physical presence willingness to share her pussy with me. I like the internet as a means to an end but this nasty, sooty old engine driver sure doesn't buy into cyber-this virtual-that marketing bullshit.

Not to speak for bdm, I think he's just shooting for a cheap entertaining fuck with someone scenario. Sometimes a whore is more fun to fuck with than actually fuck. I site Mom and Coco.

To each his own, but to me the feel of a tight, warm, wet pussy wrapped around my cock is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Yeah, but any pussy?

Are we being DDOS's or something? That post gave me an internal server error and ended up going up three fucking times.

I have too many rules to even list, but Rule #1 is No Skinny Hos.

This has been occurring for two or three days.

Dana Hayes cell phone update...

"i have not eaten in 3 days...
and no phone and no phone numbers.....i guess this is the end of my world"

Someone tell her to go collect some cans and get something off the McDonalds menu. She could probably also find some pennies on the ground someplace. I am happy to see she got the whole "my computer's about to die" thing sorted out.

Seriously ? Where the fuck is she ?

Isn't this like the 985766678th time that she has posted something of this nature?

This ain't Dana's first trip to the I'm Gonna Be Homeless rodeo. She is just working her slick. It has prolly worked for her before and she will keep on working her little slick until it peters out.

But what if she dies from starvation? Somebody call the Pink Cross to help her.

Yeah Lubben can breast feed her. Seriously I hope she's OK.

If Dana has $5 to her name after the Lubbenator gets through with her she'll have $2.

I feel the same way about destitute whores as I do starving Africans, there is no sense artificially propping them up. If they can't survive with the natural resources at hand, they need to adapt or die.

Dana won't die. This whole "homeless" thing is just her angle to get money off johns.

Fixed.

Dana ain't gonna starve. She is a corn-fed gal. BTW one practical reason to prop up starving African countries is to keep the Africans in Africa.

It's worked so far.

The lioness is one proud bitch - and a kooky one:

"I am very proud to say i Turned Them Down.
You see ...they are not offers of help...no
They are taking advantage of a woman when she is going threw a difficult time .
And at Christmas time. I find this type of help Shameful.
I also can say with complete honesty that the reason i am going threw this difficult time is
due to males from this site who book and do not show and a certain female who steals all my money and men who have no respect and think a woman here is worth less than the cost of a dinner.
Gossip and assumption are hurtful and the facts paint a clear picture.
I am proud of the offers of help i received today and turned down.
What is happening to this world?
When women are being so rude and disrespectful to another woman who is twice their age and is going hungry,,, when they have no facts ,,,It appears to me like you just enjoy being cruel and hurtful and i am now stronger because I am a better woman.
And i reached out to fat Lip after her last rude comment about me . She has never met me but i reached out to her so she could see i am not what she thinks i am .
I did not get a Response.mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Respect your elders. Luvinlioness You Give This Proud Leo Her Fire."

I've got respect for her to say something, but what certain female steals all her money and how does this happen? And the cost of dinner where? There's a big difference between Denny's and TGI Fridays and someplace nice.

My guess for the broad that steals her money: The chick she buys drugs from, whoever that is.

she got conned by her fellow ho - or so she says:
...So i knew she had taken me for her driver (gas) her hotel room 340 ( one bed) her gambling 200 . and her driver to and from casino.and a few meals and gas... and then she slips away. She never returned any calls or texts and i noticed on HX she was added on to other womens classified ads for a few weeks.
Well i drive back to SFV and i did not stop or go anywhere else i open my purse to get some money for gas aand a room and all of the 6 x 100 bills are gone. ! I knew her boyfriend was throwing her out next i hear she is living in a condo with a pool and is very happy and calls me nuts.
I am sleeping in my car with my large dog and i have no family to go to..."

Hos have no code of conduct, apparently.

someone had soon better queue up for a bj.
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i tried my best i have asked for help today i will be on the street with my dog and no warm cklothes for the night time and my legs are not able to let me walk or stand anymore too much pain. i hve been starving all threw the holifays no body ever books me anymore and i do not know why any of you even signed up for this newsletter maybe just to read my requests for help an laugh..i do not desrve this
I am scared to death so have a good laugh ..nobody helps so i will be on the street siting with my dog freeezing at night and starving and this site will be gone as i cannor pay for it aanymore not that i got any work from it ...no body books me so good bye my dog needs food he is so sad .. i cannot feed him i think you all are not nice...i am sure i brought you pleasuer why did you sign up anyway.i want to die i cannot do this i will most likely be put in jail and they will probably take my dog from me and i cannot be without him we are all we have , i cannot go on without him i have had no life no social life nobody to even have a meal with in 20 years just my dog. i have been so alone for so long no holiday no christmas no thanksgiving no parties no dates nothing struggling al alone for so long now ...no help i cannot do this it is too hard for me what can i do now just another day in paradise for all of you .Dana Hayes and Lucky needed your help !
i do not deserve this i always did my best...... tried reaklly hard to avoid this day but knew it would happen as i have too much against me everybody needs help sometime i had two people rip me off this year and i could not recover i am scared too cold at night to be out there . we will freeze we are starving now.
goodbye Dana Hayes & Lucky

Has she considered doing a shoot for Christian Does Them All?

She should take Lucky over to Lucky Starr and then Dana could have a nice warm meal. Some call that the ultimate sacrifice.

The dog part bums me.

me too.but if shes really not getting bookings,why not halve her rates?

If C3X can handle Lexxxi Luxe he can surely handle Dana. C3X, why not throw the old girl a mercy fuck and replenish her bank account as well as her colon?

Because if hookers had business savvy, they wouldn't be hookers very long.

If a normal person needs to make quick cash, they tend to offer themselves, their services, or their goods at a much reduced rate to get the cash quickly.

A whore under these circumstances will ask herself "how can I get the $500 I need as quickly as possible?" A light bulb then turns on over her head. "I know! I'll raise my rate. Guys will think I'm exclusive, and even though my phone isn't ringing at $200/hour, it will certainly ring at $500/hour."

Because C3X is Derrick Hay's Bitch, and Derrick's not known as a humanitarian.

Or a human, for that matter. Fuck You Derrick. Tell your pal Donny I said hello.

i guess she thinks she can get higher rates than what potential customers think.a young pretty girl with fake tits would have no problems getting all sorts of help right now.

WTF is there no soup kitchens where she is ? WTF WTF WTF ????

You'll soon be visited by the Ghost of Whoredom Future.

Maybe potential tricks are ADT members. The sob story is a turn off compared to myth of whores being into it for the sex.

Or maybe it's FLOP 1. She might be using the sad tale for a scam she's running 2 towns over.

anyone have updates?

she's always been on my bucket list. it would be worth the drive if she's thinking about calling it quits soon.

do it in the spirit of the season.^yesterday was the day of the kings.book her and tell us about it.

Make her take her dentures out for the bj.

i sent her an e mail and have yet to hear a response. i'm probably one of make guys who are trying to book her because of this recent "this is the end" post of hers.

As far as looks goes I really wonder what to expect. She hasn't shot anything recent, but she was always incredibly attractive for a gal her age in all her past work.

I'll keep everybody up to date if anything develops. Anybody else with information keep us updated also. This mystery is getting interesting.

Days later and I have yet to get an e mail back. Perhaps she did indeed have to become homeless and possibly froze on the cold Los Angeles streets. Like in cartoons I picture her in suspended animation in a giant ice block. I will still keep waiting in hopes of setting a date with her.

3 months from now she'll thaw out and they will think it's a cavewoman.

I guess one of the biggest reasons I wanna see her (aside from being her fan since the 56k internet days) is the curiosity of her looks. I can't find a recent picture but she has ALWAYS looked hot throughout the years. That's another reason why this homeless angle is hard to believe. She's attractive. There are plenty of guys out there who would help out an attractive woman down on her luck. In exchange for a few hummers obviously.

wait a minute, we might have some developments in this caper.

her website was just updated with this message on the schedule page:

http://www.danahayesxxx.com/schedule/

Schedule
Dana Hayes is visiting in Pasadina / Monrovia Jan 10/11
Available to meet you..late night appts ok !
8188065593

thats today and tomorrow. this message was NOT there when i tried contacting her on the 7th, shorty after her "this is the end i'm gonna die goodbye cruel world" post.

the plot thickens.....we're gonna get to the bottom of this...


and evidently somehow magically she acquired a phone

The Ultimate Mature Woman ...Visiting Pasadena Monrovia
Jan 10 2013 01:40PM The Ultimate Mature Woman ...Pasadena Jan 10 & 11 2013
Blonde,busty and beautiful this down to earth woman is just what you always wanted.Talent and Maturity is what will make you feel like a king.I am not your typical mature woman.
Unrushed True female friend and porn star delight.
To meet Luvinlioness send me a message please.
My photos do look like me but hair is shorter
Older Bolder & Oh So Much Better
I star in 200 films ( not in adult film anymore)
website performer
Magazine cover and centerfold model
I am here till i can get a ride to somewhere else?
8188065593

I assure you, sir, this entire shtick is more a lemon than a caper.

well its still interesting. after rifling through a few blogs it seems this 'woe is me i'm broke and need your help' thing has been a staple of her internet life for years now. i find it fascinating.

so book her already.