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89, Natural Causes. Dude was in a ton of movies and TV shows. My fave, the Muppet Movie, were he ran a chain of frog leg shacks.
I didn't know this about him:
"He was among the first wave of U.S. soldiers to land at Normandy during the D-Day invasion and the only member of his Army unit to survive. He killed several Germans and was wounded in the leg. Later he was bayoneted by a young German soldier whom he killed with a rock. He was captured in the Battle of the Bulge and survived a massacre of prisoners.
In later years, he refused to discuss the military service for which he was awarded the Silver Star and three Purple Hearts."
It will be an odd day when we hear on the news, "the last living World War 2 veteran passed away today," but it will probably be upon us in the coming decade.
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Contrast Charles Durning with John Fucking Kerry. We've still not heard the end of the scratches and hangnails Kerry got in Vietnam. You did know that John Fucking Kerry served in Vietnam, didn't you?
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I tell ya what, I did a disservice to this guy when I only posted that quote before. Here is a full Yahoo Obit. One of 10 kids, lost 5 sisters to small pox and scarlett fever. Pop was disabled and couldn't work due to losing a leg and being gassed during WW1. Those are just the low lights of his early days. Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing. Dude was an American hero and treasure, fitting he will be buried in Arlington.
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I stumbled on this the other day. It is a horribly edited video, but cut to 11min 45sec and 17min 30sec for two interesting bits if you don't want to watch the whole thing. I actually liked this show.
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Yep. Them people aint called the Greatest Generation for nothing.
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I think the Mustard gas made him susceptible to getting TB, which was the contagious ailment.
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Dom Deluise/Charles Nelson Reilly: Which one would you rather have a drink with and which one you kick in the nuts? You can only use a guy's name once.
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That's what makes the question interesting and thought provoking. Steve McQueen and Nancy Pelosi would be too easy.
How about Paul Lynde and Jan Micheal Vincent?
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Dom Deluise/Charles Nelson Reilly: Which one would you rather have a drink with and which one you kick in the nuts? You can only use a guy's name once.
That's a rhetorical question if I've ever seen one.
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I don't know, I'm just throwing shit on the wall.
I'd have a drink w/ DeLuise. Big ups to Brooklyn. (side note: When Wikipedia states someone was born in Brooklyn, they really need to state what neighborhood.) Charles Nelson gets the boot to the nads.
I'd have the drink with Paul Lynde. I'd much rather hear about Bewitched, Charlotte's Web and game shows than Danger Island and AirWolf. JMV boot to the junk.
How bout this: Go down on Cher (current version) or let Barbara Streisand dump on yer chest. You get goggles for the Babs deal.
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Greg Allman hit that what, 3-4 decades ago? I'da prolly eaten Cher's butt in the 80's. Today, I'm all about the Jew Deuce. It will wash off easier.
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Allman's are not models of life choices. But God almighty I am retching thinking what Babs shit smells like.
Yoghurt and self-satisfaction.
We used to do this shit for hours- the what would you rather do stuff.
Would you rather: Go down on Nancy Reagan, or eat warm egg salad off Ed Asner's back?
Choose: Make out with Mel Gibson (and it's only making out) or go skinny dipping with Prince with all his security guys and stuff there and no guarantee what may or may not happen?
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These questions are best when baked.
If Ed Asner is still alive, and the egg salad has celery in it, then I'm there.
How long of a make out w/ Mel, just till he gets wood or is it a time limit thing?
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I'd go down on Nancy Reagan all the way up til her First Lady years. She was/is a pure bitch and a looney tune to boot. I bet her pussy tastes like copper pennies. The Ed Asner thing is a little much.
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Nah dude. Nancy Reagan so old and frail that the broad can barely lift a hand, much less wipe correctly. I'm sure Ed Asner's back has less funk crawling around it.
Back to have a drink or kick in the nuts: Andy Griffith/Earnest Borgnine. I just saw the In Memorium segment on the SAG awards again.
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Come on, who wouldn't want to kick Gallagher in the nuts? And who would want to listen to him yap while having a drink.
I'd drink with Borgnine too.
Who would you rather sit next to on a coast to coast flight: Tom Cruise, who does nothing but talk about his acting process or Oprah after a bucket of fried chicken and a family size side of beans?
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at first i thought id pick cruise because he actually did his own driving stunts for the jack jacker movie,and thought it might be interesting to hear about how much he gets into other acting stuff.but then i thought id probably rather just sit next to oprah and glance at her tits from time to time.
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Sit with Cruise, he's so small I would always win the armrest war. Plus Oprah is so fat she would spill over and she would probably talk too much.
Kick Gallagher in the melons, for sure. Ask Dinah Shore about casting couches in old hollywood and about Burt and Dom sleeping together. Drinks with Andy Griffith. Just to ask him filthy questions about Mayberry and make him blush. (you know Floyd was a molester and Ernest T was fucking the chickens)
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If you were going to die, would you rather it be a Terrorist Nuke or Yellowstone Super Eruption?
That's a tough one. So many variables. Are you quickly incinerated by the nuke, or die slowly a couple months after from the radiation? Same conundrum w/ Yellowstone: suffocated by ash fairly quickly or die of starvation wandering around?
I'm going Yellowstone. I'd rather go organically w/o the wack jobs forcing me out. Yellowstone explosion would be a historic planetary event. One that could be studied 100Ks of years from now, in the twinkie and plastic bottle level of the strata.
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Nope, General George S. Patton Jr. He "hosted" her on a USO tour.
I don't think Jules Jordan shot it or anything, but it was the hot scandal at the time.
That must have been when Patton was in Ike's doghouse. I can't imagine that a field army commander in combat would have time to screw around with a USO floozy.
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Come on, who wouldn't want to kick Gallagher in the nuts? And who would want to listen to him yap while having a drink.
I'd drink with Borgnine too.
Who would you rather sit next to on a coast to coast flight: Tom Cruise, who does nothing but talk about his acting process or Oprah after a bucket of fried chicken and a family size side of beans?
Oprah. I'd have too much of an urge to punch Cruise in the face, and face the impending lawsuit. With Oprah and her gaseous ways, I'd just breathe through my mouf and ready the never-ending flurries of high-five's.
Smoke weed with Kristina Rose and her six Tritone buddies, or go to the Vet with Dana Dearmond with a long stay in the waiting room?
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LOL!
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Finally. His series of postings didn't seem to go anywhere until now. And he continued to wander through the board, the compulsion to stock something smashing on heavily in his clouded mind.
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I'd smoke weed with the dunce and avoid listening to crazy yap while staring at that ugly fucking cat. I swear the only thing more repugnant than that cat is Daner's soul.
Plus, I figure by about 15 minutes after the blunt is gone, I could probably get the black guys laughing like crazy by shit talking the dunce.
"Ok, so which one of you fellas is tappin this ho? Wait a minute, I'll start easy, any of you fellas AINT tapped this ho? Izell, you fucked her? Did she suck yer dick? Well if you made it outta 9th grade, your dick is prolly the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth.
You know she thought they called it The Jackson 5, because that was Michael's favorite age to turn a boy out?
I tell ya, this bitch is sooooo stupid....calm down a second son and I'll tell ya. This bitch soooo stupid, she refused to be in a 3D porn cause she said she could only fit 2 dicks in her cunt.
I know, man, I know. She so dumb, bitch was walkin round with a quarter in each ear cause someone told her she had to hear 50cent.
Alright, alright that's all the time I have for tonight. Now if one of y'all would be kind enough to gimme my wallet back, I'm gonna get up outta here."
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See, I figured that Kristna would be too busy sucking convict cock in between puffs that it would just turn into an awkward situation. She aint into the whities, ya know? But, at least you'd get high. Dana might throw you some puss, if you played your cards right. Go around the waiting room baby-talking all the cute little animals, make some shit up about all the charities you donate too. Maybe even do some research over at ADT and really hit the right topics.