So, I have a pretty pathetic and funny story about the last time I tried to jerk off on meth (a few months back), and thought I would share it. I am a 43 year old white dude whose been watching porn since I was like 13. I had a girlfriend when I was like 18 who loved to do biker crank and fuck. That's where I learned how awesome speed and fucking was. Over the years it morphed into masturbating to porn for sometimes 2-3 days straight. Once I jerked off for 3 days straight and lost 8 pounds (200 to 192). Another time I was on my 3rd day of fucking my girlfriend in Vegas and my dick turned green. Do you think that stopped me? Nope. Anyway, I did this until I was like 37. I am now 43 and decided to get some speed (first time in 4-5 years), get a hotel room, and have one last great jerk session for old times sake. Well, after about 12 hours my fucking right hand swelled up, so what did I do? I switched hands. I think I finally realized that I am much too old for this shit. Especially since I also noticed that I had clenched my knees up so bad that they kept popping when I walked afterwards. I think my career as a serial masturbater on speed is over. It's a young man's game......I will always however have very fond memories of closing my eyes while my girlfriend is on her 7th hour of blowing me, listening to the moans and groans of yet another 6 hour video compliation, and in my mind I know "EXACTLY" which part of what scene is playing on my T.V.
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