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#215712 - 03/01/08 12:43 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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you effing nig stop ruining my front page of wasted time spent, THIS IS MINE
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#215714 - 03/12/08 07:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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A couple of times a year I drink all day. This is one of those times. It's 10:02 am and I'm into my second beer. Why? Because I can. 
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#215715 - 03/12/08 07:21 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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My extranneous reasons for drinking this morning: - The case of beer has been sitting unopened for three days  - Less than a month until landscaping  - Less than a month till I turn 35. Life is more than half over  - Being left off Monkey's list of worst posters  - Mrs. Handful is not home  - Mrs. Handful is a bitch  - Made a conscious decision not to smoke reefer today - Still missing Conky  - I am practising to become a full-blown alcoholic when I retire
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#215716 - 03/12/08 07:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Damn it Handful, you're killing me! The countdown until I can drink is underway...6hrs and counting.... ...of course you'll probably be passed out by then
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#215717 - 03/12/08 07:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Maybe not. I just found a pack of ChaserPlus I bought a while back. It actually does keep away hangovers and allow you to drink more. Kind of like Viagara for drunks.
Seriously, if drinking alcohol is a hobby for you, these red horsepills can be invaluable. Two with your first drink, sixth drink, twelfth...
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#215718 - 03/12/08 07:51 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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C'mon fuckers! Isn't there anyone in another time zone who's also testing out their new liver right now?
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#215719 - 03/12/08 08:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I've heard of those, but never tried them. They actually do the trick though?
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#215720 - 03/12/08 08:12 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Dude the first time I tried them was an experiment with my best buddy. We both had fifteen or sixteen beers, followed the instructions and neither of us were hungover.
My ex's dad was a physician. He looked at them and said that all the ingredients are beneficial in absorbing alcohol from your bloodstream. The thing is you have to drink a little faster to keep up your buzz, kind of like being on mushrooms.
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#215721 - 03/12/08 08:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've found just drinking water while I'm drinking alcohol plus a couple of aspirin before I sleep does the same thing.
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#215722 - 03/12/08 09:57 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Where the fuck is ranathan? He's always good for a drunken pissing match, and a gentleman's handshake afterward.
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#215723 - 03/12/08 08:45 PM
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Happy Wednesday.
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#215725 - 03/14/08 10:50 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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just poured a delicious vodka, club soda, and a splash of mandarin lime hansens contraption
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#215726 - 03/14/08 06:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Rounding off the night with beer number nine. Happy steak and blowjob day to all!
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#215729 - 03/14/08 08:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
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#215730 - 03/14/08 09:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Grey Goose and tonic.
Nice, thats my drink of choice. I'm pretty miserable right now so I think I'll have one or ten of my own tonight.
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#215731 - 03/14/08 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I've been sober for 18 months. I find this thread kinda upsetting, not easy for people like Holly and I. Well i'll speak for myself.
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#215732 - 03/14/08 10:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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I've been sober for 18 months. I find this thread kinda upsetting, not easy for people like Holly and I. Well i'll speak for myself.
what a fag
hey monkey do you wanna borrow my chingy mixtape
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#215734 - 03/14/08 10:42 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring
please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items
wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot
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#215735 - 03/14/08 10:48 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Clontarf Irish Whiskey, bitches. HOw you like that, canathanistan?
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#215736 - 03/14/08 10:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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look ill accept canathan, maybe danathann, possibly fladanistan, but i would prefer that you call me swiss kosher pickle thank you and good day
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#215737 - 03/14/08 10:58 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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march madness brackets are coming up fool, and as defending champion i'd like to initiate shit talking here. I'll be drinking throughout march madness, so it applies in this thread without derail. well it should.
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#215739 - 03/15/08 12:16 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Nice, thats my drink of choice. I'm pretty miserable right now so I think I'll have one or ten of my own tonight.
Oh yeah alomst therea. hiccup. ps ranatah leave gunker alomg you fuckin douce.
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#215740 - 03/15/08 04:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Now you've done it cantathanoiston!
Bunnies are being readied for attack!
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#215741 - 03/15/08 07:43 AM
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Anonymous
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Clontarf Irish Whiskey, bitches...
I, for one, am impressed. Haven't seen that in ages.
BTW: Water and asprin works just fine for me.
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#215744 - 03/17/08 06:50 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#215745 - 03/26/08 03:24 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Based on the thread I just started in AWOP I would say I've definitely started drinking tonight/this afternoon.
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#215747 - 04/12/08 11:28 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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In the beginning stages of another Cabo Wabo tequila trance. Fuck the world. 
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#215748 - 04/12/08 11:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Guiness/cider/Corona/Guiness/cider/Corona et. al....
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#215749 - 04/13/08 03:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thank god for capcha or else some ex bf from college would get a drunken myspace
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#215751 - 04/13/08 06:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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2 glasses, Ste. Genevieve Shiraz -
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#215752 - 04/13/08 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Out of beer; now drinking W.L. Weller Special Reserve 90 proof bourbon on the rocks... ...oh god.... ...I feel like Ranathan on the Strip...
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#215753 - 04/13/08 08:05 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#215754 - 04/13/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Something bad go down or what, Ranathazzle? I think I'll go tipple one to your brief sobriety. New Belgium 1554, methinks.
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#215756 - 04/13/08 08:31 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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gunker are you seriously this tanked off a couple beers? I thought you were a fellow sophisticate
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#215758 - 04/13/08 11:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Good god I'm mad licked after this round of Jack Daniels. Thank you all for not burning me of late. I've tried to be a little sharper on my posts. Any of you niggas wanna give me a nothah star?
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#215759 - 04/14/08 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Thank god for capcha or else some ex bf from college would get a drunken myspace
Captcha is sooo fucking annoying at times. If you dont do it on time, it changes on ya. Very annoying.
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#215761 - 04/15/08 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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haha I saw that in the store once but didn't buy. How was it?
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