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#215912 - 07/18/08 09:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
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Bonne Fete, geeeeeeeeepseeeeeeeee.....
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#215913 - 07/18/08 09:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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rockin a glass of 16yr old scotch.
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#215914 - 07/18/08 10:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Really rob? Trolling the British Open are we? Fenris might like to know his name.
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#215915 - 07/18/08 10:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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lol, his name is Sean Micheals... and he is delicious!!!

got it on a recommendation from a friend, its pretty good...

That said... i need a new bottle of Johnny Blue



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#215916 - 07/18/08 10:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Just left the bar and am enjoying a smoke before I hop into a cab back to Brooklyn. Happy B-Day Gypsy.

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#215917 - 07/18/08 11:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Loc: Virginia
I'm all sorts of whacky wondering where my local peeps chilledstoli and Sho'nuff and are tonight (hiccup!).
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#215918 - 07/19/08 12:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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[drunkrant]I'm all sorts of pissed off after that Dopey whore tried to out the retirees that I ditched the cab and I'm brown bagging it outside a Starbucks. Handy electric plug and zero street visibility are good things.[/drunkrant]



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#215919 - 07/20/08 08:52 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I should start posting at night so I can contribute to this thread. I'll tell you what I had last night. 3 Goose Island Summertime Ales, 2 Leinenkugels, 3 glasses of wine with my freshly caught and sauted Lake Perch.

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#215920 - 07/20/08 07:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Been dringking sierra nevada all day. Am now winding down with Bud Lights. Brandon Lyon fucked up a victory for Brandon Webb. Life sucks.
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#215921 - 07/20/08 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Started with a Tanqueray martini.

Then beer, with Deschutes Twilight, Deschutes Green Lake Organic, Alaskan Amber, and Hazed and Confused.

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#215922 - 07/20/08 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm back from vacation- drinking earlier and more often than usual.

Best shit I found last week was Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Damn that stuff is GOOD!




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#215923 - 07/20/08 08:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Nuthin' fancy, just vodka and cranberry juice.

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#215924 - 07/20/08 08:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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I'm back from vacation- drinking earlier and more often than usual.

Best shit I found last week was Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Damn that stuff is GOOD!


Welcome back, chef.

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#215925 - 07/20/08 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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Quote:


Best shit I found last week was Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Damn that stuff is GOOD!




I usually prefer to make my own, but on your recommendation, I'll try to find some up here.

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#215926 - 07/20/08 08:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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So we have a Knox in the box and Longsnot is back? What else happened around here or Darrah ask?

Edit: You will like the Zing Zang, JimB. It gives you more time to drink- less time f'ing around with horseradish and artichoke hearts and what have you.


Edited by Bourneaux (07/20/08 08:21 PM)

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#215927 - 07/20/08 08:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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I'm in a weird spot: I'm lazy enough to use mix, but too lazy to walk to the store in my neighborhood that has it. So I end up going around the corner for V-8 and, if need be, a lemon. Have the rest of the stuff in abundance. But I've learned over the last year and a half to trust your judgment so I'll give it a go.


Edited by Jim B. (07/20/08 08:33 PM)

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#215928 - 07/20/08 09:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Borneaux, I am saddened to see that Cristobal is heading out to sea. From what I've heard you guys could surely use the rain.
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#215929 - 07/20/08 09:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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aye bornyo, im back, happily divorced, and fueled by a steady diet of scotch and anger.
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#215930 - 07/20/08 09:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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^^^I did that because of the last guy I dated who forgot to tell me he was married. Gee, thanks. I'm into Dalmore on the rocks myself.
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#215931 - 07/20/08 10:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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aye, i'm away from home (or back home, how ever you want to put it...) for my grandfathers funeral... Johnny Walker Blue courtesy of my family tonight they remembered me telling them about becoming hooked on it on the QM2.
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#215932 - 07/20/08 11:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#215933 - 07/20/08 11:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Stevie Why Offline
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Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Just finished off a six-pack of Flying Dog Snake Dog IPA a friend dropped off for my 25th birthday.

In the words of Hunter S. Thompson "Good people drink good beer."

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#215934 - 07/21/08 01:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Thank you yall. I tend to diss b'days, they're not so much fun after the 20's.

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#215935 - 07/22/08 07:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
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you motherfuckers are such alcoholics
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#215936 - 07/22/08 05:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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All God's children have their addictions, Gigi, and vodka is mine. "Whatever gets one throught the night..."

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#215937 - 07/22/08 07:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

you motherfuckers are such alcoholics


I'm starting a support group called AU - Alcoholics Unanimous.

In "Step 1" we all down the same amount of the same booze and see who can stay awake the longest.

I'm tracking down Windsock and his new employment in Massillon. I really got concerned when I saw this little nugget, "All who know me in tangible realism regard me eitgher with contempt or condescension.... What a banzaar prismastic the internet is."


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#215938 - 07/22/08 07:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Hear, hear. I'm drinking bud light but so what the fuck. Mets just gave up 6 runs in the top of the ninth so I will have some more.

On a related note: Man with .0491 blood alchohol level arrested in Rhode Island.
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#215939 - 07/22/08 08:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

.0491 blood alchohol level




you mean this, 0.491 bac not .0491
0.491 is fucking insane. can't believe he lived.
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#215940 - 07/22/08 08:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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All God's children have their addictions, Gigi, and vodka is mine. "Whatever gets one throught the night..."




I prefer screwdrivers, it takes the edge off.

That said, I'm about 20 mins into my drink. My whore hung up on me about an hour ago & I wasn't even drunk at the time. I just wanted some pussy. I have to work @ noon tomorrow, so it'll be a nice way to crash for the evening.
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#215941 - 07/22/08 08:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

.0491 blood alchohol level




you mean this, 0.491 bac not .0491
0.491 is fucking insane. can't believe he lived.




Yes, that is what I meant. Meh, most of us have been close to that at one point or another. I got a .424 back in 1984. Just call me Rogers Hornsby.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#215942 - 07/22/08 09:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Speaking of baseball games & BAC's, that's one fuck of a fucking batting average.
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#215943 - 07/22/08 10:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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been drinking scotch and scottish ale... its a good night.
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#215944 - 07/22/08 11:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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My friend said I have drunkorexia because the days I know I'm drinking, I don't eat to compensate for the alcohol calories/sugar content. Yes, I know vodka on the rocks only has 90 calories, but people, that's like 1/3 of a lunch. If I had a problem, I wouldn't be in this much control. I'm in total control. Down to the number. Drunkorexia?!!! I laughed my ass off. Then I googled it and it had a google entry. I guess some bitches drink til they puke. I don't. It takes me so long to get to that level that what calories would I be puking? Most of them would've already entered my bloodstream.
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#215945 - 07/23/08 12:07 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
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though puking does burn calories...

i find drinking as a replacement for a meal works wonders too.
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#215946 - 07/23/08 12:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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puking doesn't burn calories. what? 7 calories? wooptie doo. walking home from the bar burns way more.
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#215947 - 07/23/08 12:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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it depends on how much puking is involved.... a good serious night of heaving can work up one hell of a sweat.


usually though... im not the one puking... only done that once from drinking... usually, im the one burning calories dragging my fat ass roomates limp body up the stairs at 3am.
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#215948 - 07/23/08 12:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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he still weighs less than keiko.
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#215949 - 07/23/08 12:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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he still weighs less than keiko.




roflol

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#215950 - 07/23/08 05:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

puking doesn't burn calories. what? 7 calories? wooptie doo. walking home from the bar burns way more.




If you laugh for 15-20 seconds you burn 3 calories....no joke. so if you read 2 Brando Ironic posts about the latest sperm receptacles he has shot, and laugh, you have just equaled puking almost, and you have saved your teeth from turning into MEETH without the fun of having done Meth. Got that? or should i draw a flow chart?
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#215951 - 07/24/08 02:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Best shit I found last week was Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Damn that stuff is GOOD!





I just ordered a case of this stuff from the website. I ordered a case ($44/12 x 32 oz. bottles) because it seemed far more economical than the trial size ($31/3 x 32 oz. bottles) After I placed the order, I realized that whoever created the website must've been dyslexic because the actual price for the trial size is $13.

Ahhhh, fuckit. It's not going to go to waste.

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#215952 - 07/25/08 10:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Yes, I know vodka on the rocks only has 90 calories, but people, that's like 1/3 of a lunch.






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#215953 - 07/27/08 03:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Let's see three Jack and Cokes, 5 coronas, two tequila shots and a local ghetto libation called a nutcracker.
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#215954 - 07/28/08 06:00 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Macallan fine oak 21 scotch. On the rocks.
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#215955 - 07/28/08 09:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Macallan fine oak 21 scotch. On the rocks.




Ms. Jergens, it's 6 AM local time. Holy shit.
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#215956 - 07/28/08 10:23 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Macallan fine oak 21 scotch. On the rocks.




i'm comin over.... wait... thats a long drive and i'm still drunk/drinking. damn.
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#215957 - 07/28/08 08:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Macallan fine oak 21 scotch. On the rocks.




Now that's some good shit right there.

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#215958 - 07/30/08 05:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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I HIGHLY endorse this product.





http://zingzangcom.easystorecreator.com/

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#215959 - 07/30/08 07:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bluecipher Offline
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Sam Adams Summer Ale - not bad. Hadn't tried it before. I miss Saranac Pale Ale.
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#215960 - 07/30/08 07:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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now that i'm home from work... i'm starting with rum and ginger, and then its scotch time.
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#215961 - 07/30/08 07:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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I HIGHLY endorse this product.





http://zingzangcom.easystorecreator.com/




Told ya.

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