She seems to have a blow out every one and a half to two years or so. Crisis, white knight steps in to patch up and tart up, depression, renewed crisis, existential cry for help (around Christmas time), new white knight roars in to patch up car, provide cell phone, find new quarters. It's the cycle of GILF escort life.

Someone teach her how to do a fake suicide on Twitter/youstream.

that sounds about right. but she's 59 now right? i think the white knights will cease soon after 60. there are probably less than 20 women in the world that can look even moderately attractive after that horrid age.

^Who are you again?

Please. I 've seen black dudes with jobs that have waaaaay uglier girlfriends than her. Tri, what's the over/under on Dana taking a walk on the wild side?

She may give Da'Bella a run for her money.

Going by IAFD, she was in Ahh Shit White Mama You Got Ass 2 with Brian Pumper, so that's wild and feminine. She did a bunch of sharky things including working for Dogfart.


Dana Hayes, showing she know she fucked up.

Redeeming point - she has yet to spread in a cuckolds session scene.

"Ahh Shit White Mama You Got Ass 2 with Brian Pumper"

You know how in real movies or tv shows, if there's a porn movie that's part of the plot, they always use a parody name? Saving Ryan's Privates. Schindler's Fist. None of those are nearly as funny as the above. Truth is stupider than fiction.

Oh yes, the interracial nun. PanzerKardinal Ratzinger must be proud.

the fact that she has had several giant black logs inside of her is disturbing.

Black log may be one of the reasons rich sugar daddies are not lining up to take her home and away from rose donations.

I figgered it was her age and looks that were keeping rich sugar daddies away. I mean if you are older and well to do, you would be better off having a kept woman that is young enough to change yer diaper in a few years, instead of one you have to wrap in Depends before you take her out to dinner, now. Taylor Rain aside of course.

Age plus repeated insertion of black logs up poop chute could well mean Depends issues later in life.

I've think I've only seen her take it up the shitter 4 times. looked great each time. I'd gladly cough up another 100 roses to get the chance. that would buy a lot of puppy chow for Lucky. still no response to my e mail also, rather rude.

She may be waiting for a call - so she can separate the poseurs from the knights in shining armor and potential marks.

Do the call. Make it real.

Welp. We can officially say Dana must not be so hard up after all. No response after a second e mail. Wish the best to her and Lucky in their future endeavors.

Maybe she's dead.

Grandma found her whiteknight mark somewhere northof I-10 around Monrovia, CA (her last known whereabouts).

Here, she curses the darkness - A fellow escort 'stole' or 'borrowed' $3k or maybe $100:
Taylor_eh & Luvinlioness
Who brought this blog back up? You are all nuts ..I did not loan Taylor -Eh money.She set me up and conned me and she was in my car supposedly with no money she was not going to leave my site till i got the money back . She ws 100 miles away from where i picked her upu...she just disappeared and where the hell did you get 100.00? If it was 100 i would not say anything. It cost me 3000. And you are so rude and go ahead be on her side.. I have had two other people from this site say she has done the same and her last landlord is looking for her . You are so rotten because of my age ...wtf .

This site has way too much BS. This is supposed to be a good community. I have never done anything to anybody here and this is the support i get for warning you about this bitch. Well age is of no concern here and that part is sheer evil.
I am done you the rude people here . Taylor will pay and you will find out that she is rotten but then you all are rotten too so of course you support the 23 year old evil mother.
I did not lend her money Why are you all so down on me for telling the truth. I just gave the bitch a ride to do a favor ...She had a plan ...I will never ever help any of you again. You just got me pumped again on how mad i am at her. That is a good thing ! To Hell With Sll You This site is a joke!
So are the levels and the whole works ...If you all support a con artist and thief and because i am older i am the one you all hate then shame on you ! LUVINLIONESS

Priceless example of Whore Logic.

lol God knows what really is behind that rambling. But she's definitely still stuck in Monrovia/Pasadena. Still posts ads almost every other day stating she's there until she can get a ride somewhere else.

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catfish
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are you going to get this done and sling some dick her way or not?. ignoring the sites url this is the biggest jerkoff waste of time thread going until you do.

Granny resurfaced in Monrovia, CA, wherever that is. Send the drones to reconnoiter.

Is she near you, frankie figgs?

According to the wiki map, Monrovia is near Chocolate City, Chugbor Community and Gayetown. Oh wait, that's Monrovia, Liberia.

no i checked,shes inbetween la and the inland empire.

she could visit tricky dick at yorba linda. it's a skip stop away from monrovia.

I believe Monrovia is the hometown of the lovely Miss Aurora Snow.

quack quack.

If that is a Texas flag dude is using as a banana hammock, then I'ma guess this is the video of TRPWL's Labor Day BBQ.

That's totally your theme song if you listen closely to the lyrics.

Think they will put that dude shakin his junk on the Titantron while I make my entrance?

I was just near Monrovia the other day. Can someone please invent an app called Dana Hayes tracker?

First we'd have to trap and tag her.

Luvinliones. Priceless.

id be one of her cubs if her rates were more realistic and i didnt have to drive so damn far.

We need a gps tracker strapped to her derriere.

That's like WhoreSquare.

Find her dog Lucky and you will find her, no doubt.

Don't worry everyone. She bounced back. If you join her e mailing list you get all kinds of interesting messages


Hello ..just an update to say i will be in Marina Del Ray Mar 6 7 8 .
i have not visited there before so if you are in the area i would love to see you !
Call 8188065593
PS... i have a new photo on my website and will add a couple more this weekend....!
It iwas taken one week ago for all those who asked for a some new photos!
Sorry it took so long and i hope you like them ! D.H.
Note.... i will lower my donation by 50.00 this weekend for you !
PS ...i will be on a sailboat ...docked ..for the 3 days working on my tan !
I think this will be a nice change....especially at night !!!
Sat after 5pm....till Monday night! Luv & Licks Dana xxx


Marina Del Ray on a sailboat? Lucky must love it.

She triteone rich.

Who or what is this?

A "figgian" half-tranny hooker?

I think her luck ran out again shortly after the Marina del Rey trip - she was asking for a ride back out of there. I think she made it out to LAX.

The Ultimate Mature Woman LAST DAY LAX new pics
Apr 17 2013 04:12PM

theres nothing strange about women with fake tits.

Nothing different between a woman with fake tits and a dude with same. They can order the same tits. In fact, you can sport a pair yourself!

Enjoy your homo-denial.



I'll stay "vegan" and "whole food" with my titties.

ok,applying that same logic, im gonna go slap on some lambo rims to my z and pretend its a lambo.


i love sophie and dont want to pretend shes a lambo,but im just playing devils advocate here.putting those rims on my car wont make my car as powerful and handle like a lambo,just like slapping bolt ons on a woman wont make her a guy in a wig with a dick,