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#577792 - 12/20/12 09:45 PM What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Across the school there are 2 candy stores that sell candy by the pound. Both candy stores have the same assortment of gummy bears, gummy worms, cola bottles, fizz pops and chocolate coated raisins. Both stores have exactly the same prices for the same kinds of candies.

Question: Why do kids prefer to shop at one of these two stores and not the other one?

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#577797 - 12/20/12 10:53 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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one is easier to steal from,has an easier to understand accented owner/store people,or the other one is farther away from your apartment and gut.
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#577799 - 12/20/12 10:54 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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So many ways to answer, almost all of them racist. So I'll just say at the store they prefer the owner's twin 18 year old daughters have big breasteses and wear tight clothing, often forgetting to wear a bra.
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#577800 - 12/20/12 10:56 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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i like the last theory of yours.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#577802 - 12/20/12 10:58 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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In the year 1953, sergeant Nikolai was serving in the Soviet Army on some secret base. One day sergeant Nikolai's commander ordered Nikolai to give out 5x cubes of sugar per shift to each sentry guard.

Question: Why did sergeant Nikolai's commander ordered each sentry guard to have 5x cubes of sugar per guarding shift?

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#577809 - 12/20/12 11:44 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The water was dosed already.

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#577818 - 12/21/12 12:14 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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It is a Russian game that was promoted as "an intellectual casino, where one earns money with his/her own intellect".

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#577821 - 12/21/12 03:22 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Across the school there are 2 candy stores that sell candy by the pound. Both candy stores have the same assortment of gummy bears, gummy worms, cola bottles, fizz pops and chocolate coated raisins. Both stores have exactly the same prices for the same kinds of candies.

Question: Why do kids prefer to shop at one of these two stores and not the other one?


It wouldn't just be enough for you to fucking die a horrible slow agonizing death. You're total existence needs to be shamed and obliterated from the space time continuum. Being visited by The Order Of The Gash would be a good starting point. You're a fucking disgrace.
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#577841 - 12/21/12 09:07 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Across the school there are 2 candy stores that sell candy by the pound. Both candy stores have the same assortment of gummy bears, gummy worms, cola bottles, fizz pops and chocolate coated raisins. Both stores have exactly the same prices for the same kinds of candies.

Question: Why do kids prefer to shop at one of these two stores and not the other one?


It wouldn't just be enough for you to fucking die a horrible slow agonizing death. You're total existence needs to be shamed and obliterated from the space time continuum. Being visited by The Order Of The Gash would be a good starting point. You're a fucking disgrace.


This guy has already posted kiddy porn here and is still around. No body wanted to report him to the feds.

With this guy around bottom feeders like J.B. Boryingho Special K TRPWL ect can feel like they are atop Mt. Everest...

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#577850 - 12/21/12 10:20 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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With this guy around bottom feeders like J.B. Boryingho Special K TRPWL ect can feel like they are atop Mt. Everest...


I feel like I want to see a 500lb gorilla shit on your face then eat you.

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#577863 - 12/21/12 01:34 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Damn dude. If Nate is the XPT Barometer, then I have taken quite the step backwards. I went from being mentioned in the same breath as Smelly Monkey to being lumped in with the likes of that riff raff. You really know how to hurt a fella Nate.
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#577925 - 12/21/12 08:57 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Across the school there are 2 candy stores that sell candy by the pound. Both candy stores have the same assortment of gummy bears, gummy worms, cola bottles, fizz pops and chocolate coated raisins. Both stores have exactly the same prices for the same kinds of candies.

Question: Why do kids prefer to shop at one of these two stores and not the other one?


Answer: The kids prefer to shop at one of two stores because the cashier adds the candies to achieve the desired weight, while cashier at the second stores removes the excess candy.

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#577930 - 12/21/12 09:17 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Alex, if each kid wants 1 lb. of Swedish Fish, and they are $3.99 a lb. at each store, it does not matter if they cashier adds or removes the candy, because they are still getting 1 lb. of Swedish Fish for $3.99.
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#577931 - 12/21/12 09:27 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Alex, if each kid wants 1 lb. of Swedish Fish, and they are $3.99 a lb. at each store, it does not matter if they cashier adds or removes the candy, because they are still getting 1 lb. of Swedish Fish for $3.99.

But studies have shown that kids prefer that candy would be added and not removed, at 31:06:


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#577932 - 12/21/12 09:33 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^Paul Krugman ain't got nothing on this.

BTW: Which one is "Special K?"

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#577937 - 12/21/12 09:58 PM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Me.
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#577951 - 12/22/12 07:20 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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It figures. Only Nate would spell Jerkules with a K.

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#578709 - 12/30/12 03:59 AM Re: What? Where? When? [Be The Winner!] [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The proper form of death for Panztard would be some new and particularly slow and cruel form of torture. Something akin to a cross between The Boats and The Judas Cradle mixed with a prolonged dissolving of the eyes with acid.
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