^ Of course you don't. Which is why your attempts at trolling suck.
I'm the homo in this case.
Fixed that post for you. The only pictures you've ever posted are of those stupid deck shoes and the only thread you've bumped has Bornyo front and center. Not the Butt Thread, not the Redheads thread, not the Bad Ink thread, etc. Dozens of great threads going back years and years and you picked...Bornyo's vacation picture.