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#546355 - 03/06/12 06:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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No prob B. Just a poke in the ribs. All fun ! :-)
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#546358 - 03/06/12 06:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: E.Y.Davis]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis
After talking to the seller, I drove over 5 hours to look at a 1978 Cardinal 177RG for sale. When I got there it had been sold. For about 15minutes I was sure the guy was just joking with me since he knew I was coming.

I wasn't even looking for a 177. Been looking at 182RG's or Bonanzas, but the price was outstanding, so I thought I'd make the trip and had talked myself into buying it if it checked out OK. So I've been in a pissed mood today.




Same model, different plane:


A lot of old rich fucks go coffin shopping... Nothing new.


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/06/12 07:07 PM)

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#546378 - 03/06/12 08:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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You can buy an airplane for the cost of a used car. You don't have to be rich to buy one...but might to own one. Planes are like boats too large to trailer. Even worse. You cannot park a plane just anywhere unless you have your own airfield and hangar, so you have Hangar storage fees. If you think your car inspection iand DL exams are a hassle try dealing with airworthy certificates for your plane and self.

I've dabbled with both and chose boats as my path over the planes...if I run out of gas in a boat, I have plenty of time to get on the radio and deal with the situation as opposed to a plane. (Never done either and never will, but I like my chosen odds).

It all goes back to the maxim I learned from one of my departed best friends: If it flies, fucks or floats, it is cheaper to lease it".

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#546388 - 03/06/12 09:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Yeah, the 177RG was probably significantly cheaper than BDM's new Toyota, but it was an unusually good deal. The other plane I'm looking at is closer to a moderately priced BMW.

Monthly hangar fees are about the same as my Direct TV monthly bill.

Annual inspection and certification fees are waaay cheaper than a trip to Disney World, and I don't plan on getting anything that I'll ever have to go through an engine overhaul with.

Getting in the plane in Memphis after work and being at the beach in Florida before the sun sets, however, is priceless.


P.S. but trying to economically justify buying a plane is a bit phoney. You buy a plane because you love to fly. Any other justification is disingenuous.

I've loved flying since I was a little kid and started taking flying lessons while I was in college on the money I made delivering pizzas. If somebody needs to justify the expense of flying, they should just save their money and stay home--it'll be one less person in my way when I'm ready to taxi to the active.
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#546637 - 03/09/12 06:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Cologne and a watch for work.
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#546694 - 03/09/12 01:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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The Shatner album will probably be a piece of shit but if it is it will be an amazing piece of shit.
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#546707 - 03/09/12 04:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I got extra tinting on my Camry windows today.

This is pre tint pics. I'll get some more later when it ain't cold as shit out.



LOVE IT!!! My very first car was a 1995 Black Camry and loved it with my limo tint on it. Lucky me never got pulled over for it.

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#546708 - 03/09/12 04:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Just got the tint done on both this afternoon. Such a difference. My last two Camry's were the XLE but I gotta say I'm enjoying the SE this time around.





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#546715 - 03/09/12 06:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Here's a pic of my camry with a bit of extra tint. TN legal.



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Edited by backdoorman (03/09/12 06:10 PM)
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#546718 - 03/09/12 06:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Here's a pic of my camry with a bit of extra tint. TN legal.



You have good taste smile I wanted to get another black one but being in this hell hole and all the dust storms, it just didn't make sense. Magnetic gray was second choice.

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#546719 - 03/09/12 06:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
The pic sux. My phone camera is disappointing. My second choice was gray as well or silver.
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#546721 - 03/09/12 06:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Tinted windows are pretty much illegal up here or else I'd get mine done. The front side-windows can only have 30% tint and the back-side & rear can have 60%. If you get pulled over, you either have to have the tint removed or pay a $150 fine. It really fucks over people in the military who move up here from places like Arizona and bring their vehicles with them.

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#546736 - 03/09/12 11:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Window tint has only 5% sunscreen. If they invented one wth 50 SPF, it'd be a goldmine.

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#546751 - 03/10/12 01:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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2 days ago, I bought a green wig to wear to a Purim party. $25

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#546756 - 03/10/12 03:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
faceblaster Offline
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Holy fuck, a purim party??? I haven't heard that expression since I was 8. Fucking Brooklyn, Silverlake with Jews.
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#546768 - 03/10/12 06:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
I bought a Platstation 3 that I'll probably never play and an old Iphone3GS for $0.99 because ATT pushed it off on me and I don't give a fuck.

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#546815 - 03/10/12 01:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Posts: 12905
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Have you started to practice Kabbalah yet, Gia? I hear that shit cures crazy.
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#546833 - 03/10/12 02:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Slice of pizza, hamburger, hot dog, french fries and 12-ounces of soda - all for $1.00 + tax per item at the Pop'$ dollar food shop near the Penn Station.

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#546847 - 03/10/12 04:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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fartz theres a bunch of great games out for ps3.you can get older ones for cheaper on newgg.com too.and panzer how the hell was all that only a dollar?are you capable of pulling of jewish mind tricks?
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#546848 - 03/10/12 04:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Have you started to practice Kabbalah yet, Gia? I hear that shit cures crazy.


Nah, I'm totes atheist, dude. I just like parties and Hammentaschen.

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#546854 - 03/10/12 04:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
fartz theres a bunch of great games out for ps3.you can get older ones for cheaper on newgg.com too.and panzer how the hell was all that only a dollar?are you capable of pulling of jewish mind tricks?

I said per item

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#546870 - 03/10/12 05:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
No, you said all for $1 + tax. No biggie tho. Still a good deal. You and your damn Gypsy tricks.
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#546880 - 03/10/12 06:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
No, you said all for $1 + tax. No biggie tho. Still a good deal. You and your damn Gypsy tricks.

I said "all for $1.00 + tax per item" that means that each of the items were $1 + tax



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#546890 - 03/10/12 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^Their pizza isn't too bad. The rest of it's disgusting. Better pizza is on 30th/7th down the street for $2.75 a slice and open until 3am. Bought that today.

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#546891 - 03/10/12 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
About $600 in gas
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#546910 - 03/10/12 10:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I was ordering some other stuff online and also wanted to get a mortar & pestle. The only one they had was shaped like a pig, but I didn't really care what it looked like. I neglected to check the dimensions of it before I placed the order, so now I have an 11 1/2in. long stone pig bowl with a pestle.



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#546975 - 03/11/12 11:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
On the positive side, can you ever have too many stone pig bowls?
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#546991 - 03/11/12 02:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
charin Offline
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Loc: Dayton
Licence plate renewals for 3 motorcycles and the RV - $424.48
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#546994 - 03/11/12 03:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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$5.00 for the ACLU membership. At first I entered $1.00 but it wouldn't accept it, then $2, $3, $4 and it would only accept $5 or more.

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#547003 - 03/11/12 03:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
$10 Brooklyn Botanical Gardens admission.

Then I found out weekdays Winter days are free and they consider up until March 13 as free. Today was an exceptionally nice day, but I actually had them refund me so I could go on a free day. The guy there said don't chance that the weather will continue to be this nice as March has unpredictable weather and sometimes even still snows. But I'll take that chance- free and the probability of less children around = perfect! And I like cold weather. This winter hasn't been THAT cold anyway.

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#547004 - 03/11/12 03:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: Dirty Al
$5.00 for the ACLU membership. At first I entered $1.00 but it wouldn't accept it, then $2, $3, $4 and it would only accept $5 or more.


Why did you skip $4.01-$4.99? And why are you even joining?
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#547007 - 03/11/12 03:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Really beautiful gingham button down by these guys. So nice to read a label that says made in Canada.....

http://unitedstockdrygoods.com/collections/springsummer-2012/shirting/
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#547008 - 03/11/12 03:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^Gorgeous shirts!!! Great find, Tatty. I also like that brand Band of Outsiders.

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#547012 - 03/11/12 04:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Tongue In Cheek Offline
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Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
Wow. I was literally in Sydney's (one of the owner's retail store) today. That's weird.

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#547332 - 03/14/12 08:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Tongue In Cheek]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Roid cream for $1 and the $1 store:



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#547338 - 03/14/12 09:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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^^^You got one of those profile comments from Nate, huh?

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#547339 - 03/14/12 09:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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More likely that he had a rough trick.
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#547420 - 03/15/12 03:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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I was intrigued by the free/included applicator and $1.00 price. They should have the same kind of applicator with KY Jelly.

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#547421 - 03/15/12 03:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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2 bottles of rich man's ketchup at Dean & Deluca store for $13.00.



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#547454 - 03/15/12 09:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Leather spanker from Pakistan for $15.00





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#547620 - 03/17/12 10:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
You're a true Renaissance Man, Panzer.
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#547663 - 03/17/12 04:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
You're a true Renaissance Man, Panzer.

I put some Honey on both sides of the spanker, so it would be more shiny.

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#547933 - 03/19/12 11:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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All these DVDs for $29.18:



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#547943 - 03/19/12 12:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
ooh ick.
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#547957 - 03/19/12 03:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: Lex Noodler
All these DVDs for $29.18:



[tritone]Alex, you have excellent taste. You remain on the COOL list.[/tritone]

Panzer, Filmco's site tells me they have lots of tranny DVD's. So how about you show us everything you bought?
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#547964 - 03/19/12 04:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Lex Noodler
All these DVDs for $29.18:



[tritone]Alex, you have excellent taste. You remain on the COOL list.[/tritone]

Panzer, Filmco's site tells me they have lots of tranny DVD's.
So how about you show us everything you bought?


I got it on the eBay. I really want to get a bunch of Bogas Brothers dvds for a cheap price.

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#548024 - 03/19/12 07:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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ive got a stack of dvds i dont want anymore im willing to part with for cheap tranny man.its about 30 or so dvds.lmk
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#548025 - 03/19/12 07:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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ive got a stack of dvds i dont want anymore im willing to part with for cheap tranny man.its about 30 or so dvds.lmk
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#548027 - 03/19/12 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
The fuck ails you Frankie?
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#548031 - 03/19/12 08:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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shit.my fucked up internet is causing multiposts.but i do aim to ditch those dvds.
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