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#1532 - 01/26/06 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That drifting eye makes her look stupid, ergo, more exploitable. - zenman
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#1533 - 01/26/06 11:17 AM
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"Isn't "diversity" worth a few million raped toddlers?" Phlogiston
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#1534 - 01/26/06 03:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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"Reading this thread has made me realize, for the first time in my life, that I am actually happy that I'm black. Sure, I've got bad credit and a stab wound to the abdomen, but hey, at least I have my dignity."
Chuck Spears
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#1535 - 01/27/06 11:18 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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"I love my job. I am making sure I am healthy and smart and happy and doing what I want to do. I do what the fuck I want to do, when the fuck I want to do it," says Kane. "If you want to call that feminist, well then watch me burn my bra."
Kimberly Kane quoted in the Village Voice
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#1536 - 01/27/06 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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A friend of mine gave Mike Tyson a tabledance last week in Vegas. He told her, "You know, it's every black man's fantasy to rape a white bitch like you." He's such a sweet-talker.
Steve
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#1537 - 01/27/06 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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The reason I was banned from XXXPORNTALK is simply because I'm too hardcore for them. Ryan Knox
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#1538 - 02/09/06 09:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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I did have to pull out a few good load warriors from the Bukake though, until this whole thing dies down. Ryan Knox
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#1539 - 02/13/06 10:04 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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no silly...i will always have my soul...jesus loves me!!!
but...dignity.....i lost that a long time ago...circa 1999... i havent seen my dignity since high school <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" /> Sierra Sin
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#1540 - 05/10/07 09:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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vanessa-you're the reason circular-saws, powerboats and heavy cinderblocks were invented. Jamesn
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#1541 - 05/10/07 09:56 AM
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i'm flattered, but i'm partial to my neckgape-post.
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#1542 - 05/10/07 01:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I'm with 'grizz. I read that one out to someone earlier on and they just looked at me with their mouth hanging open.
It's a winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />
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#1544 - 05/10/07 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited... Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant. That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth.
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#1545 - 05/10/07 03:19 PM
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited... Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant. That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth. i know i'm the new guy and all, but isn't meeth teeth redundant?
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#1546 - 05/10/07 03:29 PM
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Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited... Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant. That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth. i know i'm the new guy and all, but isn't meeth teeth redundant? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#1547 - 05/10/07 03:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited... Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant. That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth. He was convicted, and got off with time served. Last word was that he was headed back out to Porn Valley again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
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#1548 - 05/10/07 04:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited... Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant. That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth. i know i'm the new guy and all, but isn't meeth teeth redundant? Ugh!!!! Play along new guy. Use the search button. I despise Kid Vegas.
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#1549 - 05/17/07 09:40 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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The four lives of the average porn rate
1.What you want to get paid. 2. What you think you'll get paid. 3. What you really get paid. 4. What you'll SAY you got paid.
Adjusted for inflation and a drug habit, $800 seems like $5000. - Micheal Mayhem
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#1550 - 05/25/07 12:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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jamesn to vanessa the tranny:
"awww....look at the animal trying to be funny. it's so cute when it tries to do people-things!"
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#1551 - 07/10/07 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Megatron to tritone in What's with this picture in GPT:
"Ugh. GTFO, you racebaiting shitcock."
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#1552 - 07/11/07 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She was so small I had to put her in a booster chair just to get a blowjob! Max Hardcore on Sinderella.
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#1553 - 07/18/07 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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oh come on.....a whore who got pregnant......we will be supporting her and the kid for the rest of their lives....or until the next "captain save a whore" comes along.....
xxxbit
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#1554 - 08/22/07 08:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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"Worship me, losers, worship me in this temple of shit."
-Kurt Lockwood
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#1555 - 08/22/07 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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'That's pretty impressive considering he had at least one of his fingers up his ass while he was typing all that."
-The Unknown Pervert
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#1556 - 08/22/07 12:28 PM
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"Worship me, losers, worship me in this temple of shit."
-Kurt Lockwood 'That's pretty impressive considering he had at least one of his fingers up his ass while he was typing all that."
-The Unknown Pervert <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> I'm glad you caught these two also, good stuff.
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#1557 - 08/23/07 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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"You guys are just feeling the death throes of the deconstruction of this site that I am undertaking."-Kurt Lockwood
I have my old UNIX textbook and 56k external modem out...
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#1558 - 08/29/07 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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These whores will study everything except school. If it aint the occult, its Jesus. If it aint Jesus, its 'The Secret.' As you can see their lives are so together.
- Chuck Spears
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#1559 - 09/09/07 10:09 PM
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"I can't think without dick in my mouth."
---Michelle-Aston
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#1560 - 09/12/07 02:59 PM
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"She has the morbidly obese look of a Lockwood fanette."
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#1561 - 09/19/07 05:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Madison scott said this thread raped her. Chuck Spears
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#1563 - 09/26/07 12:29 PM
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Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm
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#1564 - 10/06/07 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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"Go choke on a glowstick. You're not a raver. You're not goth. And don't claim your so original you don't fit any catagory. You're a nobody. Get off your mom's couch you fucking fat bum and get a job. You're too old to still be a poser. "-Cum Stains (referring to Longshot)
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#1565 - 01/08/08 03:20 AM
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I don't stalk. I think you might actually have to get up and leave the couch.
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#1566 - 01/08/08 03:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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"The vagina is a self-cleaning oven." -overheard today at the Spa at Mandalay.
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#1567 - 01/08/08 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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The dumber the whore, the more education they claim to have. - Handfull
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#1568 - 05/07/08 01:39 PM
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"We know fans of interracial porn are fucked up, but we also know they have money.”
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#1569 - 05/07/08 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm
---Sister Fister One day when we speak I will tell you about my experience, you may like it you may not.
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#1570 - 05/07/08 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm
---Sister Fister One day when we speak I will tell you about my experience, you may like it you may not. What was the felony you committed??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
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#1571 - 05/07/08 01:56 PM
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Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm
---Sister Fister One day when we speak I will tell you about my experience, you may like it you may not. What was the felony you committed??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> No felonies for me, I have a legal job and Im a notary you can NOT be a notary if you were ever convicted of felony. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif" alt="" />
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#1573 - 05/07/08 10:56 PM
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"We cannot do anything to these girls that their father's or uncle's haven't already done"
sooooo tttrrrruuuueeee <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shitface.gif" alt="" />
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#1574 - 05/11/08 12:36 PM
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"I am easily satisfied with the very best." Winston Churchill I miss Tanta's Daddy Bump.
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#1576 - 06/27/08 01:44 PM
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"thank god for xxxporntalk or my family would be shit outta luck on dessert tonight!"
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#1577 - 06/27/08 02:05 PM
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#1579 - 07/20/08 05:03 AM
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"I further submit that Aurora Snow's upsidedown snotladen face desperately trying to breathe and communicate around an assaultive penis is as potent an image, deliberately or not, as the bone tossed into the air by the prehuman jump cut into a spacecraft in Kubrick's '2001'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />" -- Windsock
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#1580 - 07/21/08 01:13 PM
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"I guess if the consumer gets fucked in the ass the studio considers it an anal sex movie." --- The Unknown Pervert
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