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#654687 - 12/14/21 11:06 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Did she write this on FB? I think she's abandoned Twitter. No updates on @danahayesxxx or @JodyDun84794260. The fans are bereft. The Luvinlioness is working hard to become an angel, or so it seems.
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#654688 - 12/14/21 12:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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It's easy to see how he inspired her to a higher level of being. I did some searching using various combinations of "charles parks" SpaceX, "chuck parks" aerospace (turned up his membership in Caneus) and finally hit the right combination.

I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:

https://vimeo.com/224219999


Edited by CharlieYup (12/14/21 12:48 PM)
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#654689 - 12/14/21 02:51 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana has a new twitter account @JodyDun43142108
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#654690 - 12/14/21 02:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: CharlieYup]
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Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
It's easy to see how he inspired her to a higher level of being. I did some searching using various combinations of "charles parks" SpaceX, "chuck parks" aerospace (turned up his membership in Caneus) and finally hit the right combination.

I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:

https://vimeo.com/224219999


Seems like her type laugh

I searched and found zilch
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#654691 - 12/14/21 03:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Dana has a new twitter account @JodyDun43142108


The Lioness is a regular social media maven!
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#654692 - 12/14/21 03:44 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: CharlieYup]
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Originally Posted By: CharlieYup

I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:

https://vimeo.com/224219999



Yikes! What the fuck was that? Is that even allowed on vimeo?
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#654693 - 12/14/21 08:19 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup

I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:

https://vimeo.com/224219999



Yikes! What the fuck was that? Is that even allowed on vimeo?


Meh... just share the link with her on her new Twitter feed. Let her and the Lord sort it out.
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#654694 - 12/14/21 09:03 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: CharlieYup]
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Elon Musk is running a tight ship there at SpaceX.
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#654695 - 12/15/21 07:54 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I wonder why she abandoned her other Twitter handle. She could have updated the profile picture to a more pleasing one.
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#654696 - 12/15/21 06:56 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She probably forgot her password and did not know how to reset it.
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#654734 - 01/01/22 01:36 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Happy New year to all fellow pervs and may 2022 be the year that the Lioness bags her well-heeled gent and passes into that great sunset of the Third Age with less drama.
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#654784 - 01/18/22 09:37 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Man according to the internet this thread has been one big sham. Homeless my ass. Looking for a white knight, bullshit. Looks like porn was good to her, I mean if it's on the internet it's true right?



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Edited by Blue (01/18/22 09:39 AM)
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#654790 - 01/18/22 03:41 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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All that money went to puppy chow and dog biscuits.
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#654791 - 01/18/22 03:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think that is erroneous info or she wouldn't be living with Christians jonesing to get away.
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#654792 - 01/18/22 05:36 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I think that is erroneous info or she wouldn't be living with Christians jonesing to get away.


IDK, she bought her cat a new house. Eating, acrylic painting, ballroom dancing, walking, art, watching movies. That doesn't scream desperation. Also, the surrounding home decor doesn't look too shabby. Thinking you all been played.




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#654794 - 01/18/22 09:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Obviously the cited website is imagining what a competent woman would be doing with the money she would have made in her lifetime. But even with a millionaire estimation, that is not enough money even if true. You cannot retire with a million dollars these days. Maybe they are translating now to even more worthless Canadian dollars. Either way- I'm sure Dana is broke and the website overestimates her worth.
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#654795 - 01/19/22 01:50 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: CharlieYup]
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Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
You cannot retire with a million dollars these days.


is that true? How much do you need?
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#654796 - 01/19/22 06:12 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
You cannot retire with a million dollars these days.


is that true? How much do you need?


A couple, retiring before age 70, probably needs 2 million net worth to maintain lifestyle. Some of that worth could be investment real estate, which could produce rental income or could be liquidated for cash. That's my personal opinion.
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#654914 - 03/21/22 07:54 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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These days, Dana is much more worried about BCB (Big Chinese Bomb) than about BBC.
She got them Chyna blues
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#654917 - 03/27/22 09:56 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Let them eat cake

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#655033 - 06/17/22 02:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Someone on FB got cute with Dana.



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Edited by Bluecipher (06/17/22 02:09 PM)
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#655034 - 06/17/22 03:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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LMAO!
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#655070 - 07/19/22 09:38 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Another account has also been posting her modelling pics on her FB page.
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#655079 - 07/23/22 07:18 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Tens of her fans are excited about this development. Will she abandon the church and return to her carnal ways? Probably not.
The FB dating scene must be consuming all her time, as she doesn't seem to post much.
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#655244 - 10/10/22 07:30 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana is alone for the holidays again...

"Happy Thanksgiving to all those who LIKE ME sadly have to spend it alone. Its hard to get threw a day so special alone...but we do it year after year and survive . Love to all of you ! Jody"

"Soon it will be a Christmas alone. I have been alone for every holiday for so many years I cant even remeber how long. I pray someone will come to make my life have some love in it."
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#655246 - 10/10/22 05:51 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She needs to move to Montreal, where the gents are of hotter blood. Ontario is too cold. The church network seems to be fraying. I thought they'd have some kind of gathering for the lonely hearts out there.
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#655247 - 10/11/22 06:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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tears



Let's all hope the situation is rectified by Christmas and New Years'
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#655274 - 11/26/22 01:34 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana once raised ducks in Mexico!

"I raised ducks in Mexico for too short a time and I love cat."

She probably found it easier to gather roses.
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#655275 - 11/26/22 03:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
"I raised ducks in Mexico for too short a time and I love cat."


Can't be gathering too many Roses with those dietary choices.
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#655287 - 11/30/22 10:45 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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That must be a coded message for her local fans:
'I'm at Canard St. and the kitty is hot'


Edited by Bluecipher (12/01/22 04:07 PM)
Edit Reason: added copy.
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#655292 - 12/25/22 08:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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So this is Christmas (day)
and no word from Dana.
She must have enjoyed
a Sunday roast with a
a favorite gentleman caller.
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#655293 - 12/25/22 08:36 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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They probably made her work in the soup kitchen at the church to ironically feed the less fortunate, assuming she is still relying on their support. If not, then maybe she has found a local classy gentleman to calm your worried mind, Bluecipher. If she is still in their thrall, it must be rough for Dana to sit through services a couple of times a week. You can't put a leash on a lioness. I picture her mind scheming to get out of the situation every waking moment. Like a trapped animal probing for any weakness in its confinement.

There is a scene in Key Largo where Edward G Robinson's "Johnny Rocco" makes Claire Trevor's "Gaye Dawn" sing in front of the whole group for the booze she desperately needs. She does a horrible job because the years of alcohol abuse have ruined her singing voice and confidence, and then Rocco tells her she ain't getting any booze because: "You were rotten". Let's hope no one ever does that to the Luvinlioness, whether is it booze or roses. But then Humphrey Bogart's "Frank McCourt" pours her a drink and Rocco roughs him up a bit for doing it. Who could be Dana's Frank? Be willing to stand up to Johnny Rocco?
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#655294 - 12/26/22 01:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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It would seem the Lioness has been tamed by Canada's Christian soldiers. Cooperate or no soup for you. What a predicament for the old girl.

Does Dana need a Frank? If only she could show herself to be as strong as the character in African Queen. In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her. Dana is almost 70; the fight in her is gone, I suspect. The spirit is gone. Not even a Christmas posting on FB. All I see is something about giving away a freezer? Could that be code for a transaction? Pick up a freezer and drop off some roses, will ya?

I think that in your scenario, this Gaye Dawn has no Franks left to raise her spirits or stand up for her. There's only the church, church socials, and acceptance of a fait accompli. Only Jeebus is there, no classy gents driving Audis no vacations in St Kitts or Paris. Aargh.
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#655295 - 12/26/22 03:36 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.
HT to the nice bit of wordplay. Well done, sir.

When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church. I wonder if the Luvinlioness has felt guilt with her sinful past because of the forced Jeebus overload or is simply resigned to playing along to stay warm and fed.
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#655296 - 12/27/22 02:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Dana is currently selling her box.

Freezer box that is...

"Free Freezer works great
Contact me for pick up !!!
Merry Christmas"

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#655297 - 12/27/22 04:19 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Why would she give away a posession with value? Maybe she's moving to a group setting and isn't allowed the luxury. Would be funny if someone from xpt went to pick it up, or at least responded to the ad, but asked for delivery in her"old lingerie", or free shipping.


Edited by CharlieYup (12/27/22 04:20 PM)
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#655298 - 12/27/22 04:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Quote:
In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.

When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church.


I heard that one a lot as well. Another was "sweating like a tritone balancing his checkbook".
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#655302 - 12/27/22 05:24 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: CharlieYup]
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Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
Why would she give away a posession with value? Maybe she's moving to a group setting and isn't allowed the luxury. Would be funny if someone from xpt went to pick it up, or at least responded to the ad, but asked for delivery in her"old lingerie", or free shipping.


And she probably has fond memories of many gents bending her over onto the box.
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#655303 - 12/28/22 12:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Dana is currently selling her box.

Freezer box that is...

"Free Freezer works great
Contact me for pick up !!!
Merry Christmas"



That's a big box.
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#655304 - 12/28/22 02:33 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Quote:
In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.
HT to the nice bit of wordplay. Well done, sir.

When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church. I wonder if the Luvinlioness has felt guilt with her sinful past because of the forced Jeebus overload or is simply resigned to playing along to stay warm and fed.


Thank you.

The Lioness has been under the care and protection of her church and Big Jesus for over three or four years, I think. By now I think she's a believer. That is not to say she doesn't wish to slip back into the old ways every purple moon.

I wonder if she ever located that SpaceX guy, Chuck Parks. Legend says he saved her life.
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#655311 - 01/04/23 01:32 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The Lioness wished her FB followers and friends ...
Blessed New Year

What's odd is that there was no complaining or whining about being alone for Christmas or New Year's like there was for Canadian Thanksgiving and previous festive occasions. The Lioness has found companionship in Jeezus and her friends, has entangled some well-meaning local gent in her charmed web, or has developed a
level of stoicism rarely exhibited before. The Lioness will not submit to depression!! I am hoping that 2023 is a busy year for the Lioness and her collection of roses.
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#655312 - 01/04/23 02:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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'Blessed New Year' seems to be the tell. Maybe she has given up the carnal biz altogether but will always have a slightly wistful expression on her face and let out a little sigh when recalling previous videotaped gangbang encounters in the past. Her love of the stage had to be a big impetus for being a 'performer' in the jizz biz plus the need to make money without any other marketable skills.

Dana probably doesn't get a chance to stretch her thespian muscles in the church world, unless they are launching an all-adult, er, eh, all-grown-up version of You're a Good Man Charlie Brown. I have a feeling that Our Town may be a little too sophisticated for this crowd. Does Dana have musical theater pipes?
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#655313 - 01/04/23 05:52 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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So what's with the name change? Been a while since at her FB.
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#655314 - 01/04/23 08:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
'Blessed New Year' seems to be the tell. Maybe she has given up the carnal biz altogether but will always have a slightly wistful expression on her face and let out a little sigh when recalling previous videotaped gangbang encounters in the past. Her love of the stage had to be a big impetus for being a 'performer' in the jizz biz plus the need to make money without any other marketable skills.

Dana probably doesn't get a chance to stretch her thespian muscles in the church world, unless they are launching an all-adult, er, eh, all-grown-up version of You're a Good Man Charlie Brown. I have a feeling that Our Town may be a little too sophisticated for this crowd. Does Dana have musical theater pipes?


Dana has dance training so she might go for some musical theater. She could knock burlesque out of the park, but I don't think the church would approve. Something like HMS Pinafore or some light operetta would probably please the church-going public. There's always the morality play...
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#655315 - 01/04/23 08:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Blue]
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So what's with the name change? Been a while since at her FB.


She has an old FB account under her nom de guerre, Dana Hayes, but it hasn't been updated in years. She reformed and left that account behind. I am sure her minders at church check it every so often to see if she's returned to her adult entertainment ways.

She uses her civilian name (married and unmarried) in the account where she posts about being lonely with no direct references to her California misbehavin'.

The LuvinLioness is one of her old monikers, from Humaniplex, where she offered wares in exchange for roses and criticized her sisters in arms, especially the ones who ripped her off.
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#655316 - 01/04/23 09:34 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana has dance training so she might go for some musical theater. She could knock burlesque out of the park, but I don't think the church would approve. Something like HMS Pinafore or some light operetta would probably please the church-going public. There's always the morality play...
Is the G & S catalog a bit much for these pious people? If they were fundamental Baptists I could see them frowning on all kinds of fun. But if not, maybe performing in The Mikado would put a smile on the old broad's face.
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#655317 - 01/05/23 12:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Dana reached out to Vanessa Videl on twitter a few months ago, from her civilian account.

Seems as if she has not completely shut the door to the industry.
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#655319 - 01/05/23 04:59 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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There must be something in the Canadian theatre tradition that Dana can adapt to the mores of her church. Of course, if they're fundie evangelicals she'll be out of luck. There's always regional or amateur theater productions, and I don't think the organizers of those productions would mind a veteran [adult] star lending her talents.
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#655320 - 01/05/23 05:03 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Dana reached out to Vanessa Videl on twitter a few months ago, from her civilian account.

Seems as if she has not completely shut the door to the industry.


Ah yes, Vanessa Videl. They cooperated in a few lesbian orgy-themed vids. The old gang may yet ride again.
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#655411 - 03/30/23 09:21 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana is still seeking a permanent rose provider.

"Still all alone in a very small town. Would love to meet a man my age.please reach out to me if you are serious I am now 68. Missing out on life."
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