i dont want to unsee.


grannies need fun too.

Frankie, which would ya go for first w/ that crusty old bag, Titty Fucking or Gum Job?

gum job,then its tittie time.

you could also steal her wig and try to dyke out with your ex-therapist. that might be fun.

Now that I am in my mid-50s women like Dana Hayes are starting to seem fuckable. Dana's face is pretty haggard but her body is acceptable. She ain't no Nina Hartley but beggars can't be choosers. BTW is Dana Hayes still in porn valley? Seem to recall reading here a few years ago that her and her dogs were facing eviction.

She gives up the butt too.



"Come here Frankie."

and lou thanks for that.

no problem frank. I know you two are destined to hook up and when you do it's going to sound like a chimp fight with some rosie perez thrown in.

i was being sarcastic lou.i think the fact that she bought and wore those vibrating panties just to use during one of my appointments shows she wanted it but didnt have the balls to go for it.

Fucking Dana Hayes. She's a good skank. I have tons of Naughty America stuff of hers. Did she ever get that rich husband/ trick?

Nope, she's on Humaniplex available for roses.

how many roses?if one was so inclined.

I bet not many. Frankie...you get pics, OK? At least one of her holding a Hi, barry" sign. And maybe send me her granny's or a pube.

how many roses though?i dont think id donate more than 200.probably less actually.

20 min...80
30 min...120
60 min...190
90 min...275
120 min..325
Orange County, CA

I bet she'd be more fuckin' stoked about this bullshit that a bunch of "roses".

To everything there is a season, I guess, and though still a raunchy milf, Dana's season may be about to turn. Her humaniplex site blog is crazy - catfights with other "providers," car and housing issues. Yet, she soldiers on, plugging away. She's the 1985 Honda Civic of the porn/hobbyist scene - looks bad but still gets you to the grocery store and back. I haven't seen a recent picture of her.

I think Marley Mason had a recent scene with her. She'd know the score.

BTW Barry, I would plug Dana, too. She needs to find that rich sugar daddy ... soon.

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from her Facebook profile
http://www.facebook.com/dana.hayes.5661

Dana Hayes
January 11, 2010
This is a cry for help. If anyone will help me please call me 8188065593. this is serious so please no pranks . I am in great need of help and no where to turn. There must be someone out there who will help me and my dog ! Please this is all i can think of to do now,I have tried as hard as i can but i am out of ideas ,please help me Dana Hayes
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Alone too long always alone no body should always be alone 20 years alone alone alone it never changes i sit here alone every day every night alone i done i vannot be alone any more too hard so sad sad sad , no way to change it by myself i just am able to after all the years i am still alone, do not know how to fix it .
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Hello Friends would love to respond to all your messages but i just never have anything to say, i am a person who is a hermit very loely so i do not get to talk much except to my dog . wish i could be cheerful and respond but i am becoming more and more a silent person.. too alone for to long it is really a problkem for me,Dana Hayes
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DANA HAYES NEEDS YOUR HELP PLEASE...I AM IN TERRIBLE PAIN I DO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY FROM THE WEB
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND THE PAIN AND I HAVE NO WORK AND LIVE IN A MOTEL ROOM THAT I CANNOT AFFORD . I NEED HELP BUT HAVE NO ONE. tHE PAIN IS SO TERRIBLE IT IS UNBEARABLE. mY TEETH ARE GOING TO COST 5000 TO PULL OUT AND GET A TEMP. PLATE.i DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO .i HAVE NO ONE TO HELP ME.iF SOMEONE KNOWS OF A WAY TO HELP PLEASE EMAIL ME. i CANNOT TAKE THE PAIN MUCH LONGER. iT IS NJUST MY DOG AND ME AND WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE FOOD.i PRAY I WILL NOT HAVE TO END MY LIFE LIKE THIS BUT WHAT CAN I DO? tHIS IS TRUE I SWEAR , lOVE DANA HAYES

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I do not have any friends, i have asked but no help came so i need a good person to care for my dog Lucky he is the best, Someone must help him! I cannot anymore. DH

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please help me i am sick and no money and i am in motel 6 in van nuys ca and i must leave here soon as no money will someone please help me and my dog 8188065593

thanks.link to her page though?i looked and couldnt find the search button.

Hermit, dog, pain - there's someone out there for her. She just can't afford the bus ride. Tough shit.

There's nothing about that post of hers that's not pathetic.


I'd probably fuck her though.

They're a few collected posts but you get the picture.

Oh wait, she posted her phone number too? What a dumb whore.

That's her hookup line - used to set up dates. It's on her site, too:
http://www.danahayesxxx.com/contact/

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you mean thats NOT Bea Arthur ?!!?
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I doubt it. Her "escort" website reeks of whore. If I were rich I would be looking to fuck a MUCH younger whore than Dana Hayes.

That's true, tho. ^^^I know an old cunt like that I give the stones to every so often that thinks she's going to find her a rich old guy to marry her and take care of her. Been waiting about 20+ years. She's a hot old whore, but she's just that. 6 marriages under her belt...an old rich guy who has lived any kind of life will see nothing but hectoring drama in that future. But she's convinced her old prince will come. It doesn't change the fact that she has this spot in her pussy that hits my enormous 18" cockhead just right. But she's nothing more than old whore.

Dana, same way. Something about her. The desperation in her eyes, maybe. If she was within driving range, at a decent CL hooker price, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

I need to check her blog out. I love CL hooker publicly aired drama.

thanks for the link but i like her humaniplex rates better.link to them?

thank you based god.

Dana isn't merely a cougar. She is a Lioness. Not willing to pay a "fanboi premium" though. Pretty and young Baltimore street whores cost a fraction of what Dana would charge.

We talkin colored or white bitches when we talkin Baltimore street whore? Cracky/Smacky bitches or just po' white trash? Car dates or take em to a motel? I love hooker stories.

Can you guys rename this thread to "Dana Hayes Whore Recovery" ? That would be lovely. I'm just thankful I wasn't asked to actually work with her sexually in the scene. She was fun nonetheless, she was wasted. Good times.

We have no mods around to move posts and keep threads on track.

Have you planned this years Holiday themed shoot yet? If the stuffed reindeer thing is too over the top for you, how about a menorah insertion, to pander to the jew members of your site. Possibly a dreidel DP?

At minimum, a hole in the sheet shot.

Gen had a stroke

Best wishes, girl.

Best wishes to Gen. Has she posted here recently?

I didn't click on the link at first because I figured it was just something involving handjobs. Get better Gen.

I first thought it would be a link to the efukt clip of her having an orgasm.

Before I put the video from Tom's link up, I checcked the lil hottie"s twitter. I was happy to see her dr prescrbed hamburgers.

At least her hubby got emergency leave to be with her.

I hope you have a speedy recovery Gen. The internet wouldnt be the same without you sharing yer lil butt with us from time to time.

Vast majority of whores where I cruise are white. I am not crazy enough to cruise in Da Hood. No car dates. No dates with obvious junkies although I have no illusions I am not desperate enough to date someone who is clearly strung-out.

Damnit I'm in tears over here. Bless Gens heart in the good way.

Yeah this is a bummer and I wish the best for her.

If you had any interaction with Gen outside this board #1: you'd know she's a great person and #2 you'd wonder why she ever did porn to begin with.

Gen I hope your recovery goes swiftly and completely.

That's a pity.
According to a second-hand layman's account, some expletives are stored in a different part of the brain and can be uttered without difficulty while general speech is either impaired or gone.
I wish the best recovery possible.

That's a damn shame! I'm hoping for a full recovery.

you have to love her sense of humor. get better quick gen...

From what I've gathered from talking to Gen outside the board, she did porn because she enjoyed it. Your comment seems mysogonistic like 'she's such a great person, she shouldn't have done porn.' Sorry dude, but human brings are more complex than good girl/bad girl. Shocking, but Gen has always had a variety of interests and sophisticated smarts. And wanted to do porn. Or oh, I forgot, only Sasha Grey has the monopoly on cracking open a book and cracking open her mouth on the pop shot.

Speedy recovery, Gen. You're surrounded by husbiffle, friends, and your animals all giving you warmth and support. And good on you for making your video to educate others in your situation.

First Frankie Muniz and now Gen. What is this world coming to?