The call has apparently changed from, "Soup for Anal," to "Anal with your johnson for a Johnson&Johnson/Jansen vaccine".

From what I gather, the Lioness left Canada for sunny Burbank and LA, where dreams of Hollywood success turned to escorting and such video delights as "Grandma Goes Lesbo 3," and "Grannies in Blackland," vols. 2 and 3. At some point she even wandered on down to Mexico where her papa managed a seaside restaurant and hotel, but after many calamities, some of which have been faithfully chronicled in this digest, or thread, she made her pilgrimage back to the land from whence she came -- Ontario, Canada.

She now lives in a small burgh northwest of Toronto, has joined a church and is actively looking for a classy gent to ease her into her mid-sixties and beyond.

She seems to adore the Donald, perhaps for his "telegenic" ways and "success" in Hollywood, or because he represents the kind of classy gent she hopes to find and marry (soon). The long history of porn and erstwhile love for BBC and facials ("'twas only an act. I was acting") would definitely sour any relationship she could ever hope to have with her MAGA hero.

Once in a while she seems to get drunk and teases her faithful fan base with promises of returning to an active website with new content, or an Only fans page, or perhaps writing a memoir of her adventures and misadventures (Dana's Gambol, suggested title).
The promise peters out or she returns to inform us, dear reader, that she is retired.

I believe Toronto has a high black population; it teems with immigrants from anglophone Caribbean and Africa. She could probably take a bus down to the Canada's NYC and meet some gents of the darker persuasion. With her experience taking on American parolees in all three ports, she wouldn't be facing anything new.

Is Brandi Love really a Jew?

I believe I read it somewhere, but it wasn't in the WaPO, NYT, or WSJ.

It may have been here
Judaism Guide

All quiet on the Dana front. Hope the COVID virus didn't get to her.

Dana loves motorhomes and Startup:

"I would like to start living instead of dying
I love motarhome traveling" -- Dana would not need to rent a motel room to earn some roses.

"Best show on Netflicks ever STARTUP"

"Trudeau
Why are we not helping India
Shame on you
Everyone please ask him. Trudeau open your purse strings
Or virus will never go away" -- Dana wants Canada to buy 2 billion vaccine doses for India?

I could see Dana plying the roadways of Canada and the US with her 'motarhome,' bringing quick release to armies of classy gents.

For a Trumpy MAGA girl she has an open heart for India. That's endearing. But, she seems to detest Trudeau and love Doug Ford, the premier for Ontario. If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own.

I hope Dana posts some more spicy observations!

I'm not sure how that wouldn't be a legitimate question and maybe the most intelligent thing that's ever come out of her mouth.

I am confident Dana will find something else to grouse about (or this thread is dead). Her FB comments are probably toned down due to the presence of fellow church acolytes in her FB friends group. She can't scare away potential lovers (60+, well endowed financially, willing to spend lavishly on a luvinlioness) with raw emotion. The church polizei might be quick to judge if she expands on the issues of free love, why people love sec, why escorting should be no big deal, etc.

Dana seems to be operating in stealth mode recently. Maybe even growing her own roses...

She's been lying low. Her doppelganger is back at
https://twitter.com/danahayesxxxx
Four x's instead of her standard three.
Could it be her playing fast and loose with her religious obligations, or is this the work of an imposter?

Well, Dana is ready to get back into the dating game -
From FB, 30 June:

"I got my 2nd shot today yeah !"

Gents, the game is on.

If exchanging sexual favors in return for cash equals "dating" you may well be right.

Hey Nope? You mean this thread???

Dana seems to have a new suiter who wants to hook up...

Major Geneneral Mark D. Camerer of the USAF.

Camerer is the Commander, U.S. Air Force Expeditionary Center, Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Wait, whaaaat? Does he want to test her airworthiness?

The Luvinlioness, old girl revamped.

If that woman told me she did porn I'd never believe it.

She played the exuberant yet butter-faced mature slut who took ships in all ports. Too bad she retired. She could have given Norma (look her up) a run for her longevity-in-porn money.

Sarcasm. LOL.

We're coming up on 4 years since Lucky passed on to the big Doggy Daycare In The Sky. I wonder if Dana thinks of him. Of those chilly nights in Lompoc when they were stranded by the side of the road. With no other love and companionship but each others'. When the dividing line between pet and owner may have been a bit fuzzy.

Please think of Lucky.

To Lucky, valiant and indefatigable companion to the Luvinlioness. His mistress must miss him.



He left too soon.

How soon we forget... such loyalty and devotion is hard to replace. If there is a bright side to that ending, it allowed the Lioness to travel and see Gentleman Suitors unencumbered.

Someone please give Dana Hayes more money. She is getting depressed!

"Government does not give enough to survive
Seniors can't pay high rents and food costs
So they get depressed"

The Pleasurist/Luvinlioness can't work in her fields of expertise -- dance, anal, granny vs. BBC -- so she is depressed. If only Ontario would let her return to her extramural activities! Classy gents across the dominion would be able to please their puds and the Lioness could earn some pocket change.

Doesn't Canada, despite its current socialist/nanny state existence, have the ethos of the American Old West in its DNA? A country built on mineral/timber rights and the displacement of the indigenous people to control those same resources should seem to be tolerant of the world's oldest profession as a pressure release valve for the cowboys servicing the natural wealth of the country.

Even in Canada's current woke state, the belief is that the exploited Sex Worker is in need of state's protection based on the ongoing trafficking and abuse of said same by the pimps, madams, Coyotes, and Snakeheads importing foreigners and subjugating domestics into the sex trade. Allow the independent Sex Worker security and success, would be the progressive response from the progressive Canadians.

Why can't the Luvinlioness be left alone to ply the trade of providing delightful companionship to classy gentlemen? One would think that it would be tolerated or even encouraged in today's environment.

Her critical error (in a lifetime of making critical errors) was asking for a lifeline from an evangelical church.

As Milton Friedman lectured many times: there is no free lunch and in her case, no free housing. They expect conformation to their ways and values and to be up an upstanding member of their flock in actions and deeds. Now that her life has stabilized concerning her living conditions she appears to be chafing at the expectations and restraints of her new "friends".

This reminds me of the scene in The Hurt Locker when the Jeremy Renner character is back to his regular life with the ex-wife and child. He is in the grocery store becoming very distressed by the safe normalcy of the environment, jonesing for the action of disarming IEDs in Iraq. The Luvinlioness is jonesing for the action of classy gentleman and ex-con negro penises.

she just needs to post up on leolist and let the good times roll

I think prostitution is legal in Canada as long as you're not operating a "bawdy house" or walking the streets

Kingfish gets to the nub of the matter, Dana's dependence, real or perceived, on her church. If she started receiving gentleman callers at her apartment, she'd probably get flagged by the church ladies who help her along and provide friendship and social assistance. Likewise if she deserts the church and strikes out on her own and returns to the ways of carnal sin. If she finds employment in retail, were the employer may not be interested in a detailed background check, she'll be free from the church's prying eyes; she might meet/meat a wider group of people and find the elusive classy gent she pines for.

I'm surprised no local rag has done a story on her Toronto roots, infamous career, fall from porn grace, retreat to Canada, painful rehabilitation, and ultimate surrender to Baby Jesus and his local representatives at Compass Community Church.

Maybe the church is very aware of her "sinful" past and have assigned a "sober" coach to keep her on a short leash. It is hard to entertain classy gentlemen at the apartment if the parole officer could make an unexpected drop-by.

She probably does have a minder assigned to her. If the dating scene goes well she might be able to escape to Toronto or a larger provincial town for some R&R, at least with one gent at a time.

Blast from the past -- Dana at the glory hole!

That sweet old hen needs a rooster to visit her.

Someone please lend Dana Hayes a computer.

"MY STORY was meant to be an ad for a dateing site. My computer is compromised and i cannot do anything on facebook. i thought after many hours last night that i had deleted it, but it has re appeared. Total bummer when someone does that. I will have to take it in to be repaired..It was pretty scarey last night when he started moving photos of me all around like pitting pieces in a puzzle. i feel threatened.. its amazing what a real good hacker can do...but why use his skills on me ???"

She's been hacked!!!

"My Facebook is broken .All I can see is front page."

No more dating on FB, I guess.

Dana showing her wings

Dana had better hope God has never heard of PornHub.

Chuck Parks once let Dana use his cell phone.

"If anyone knows chuck parks an engineer at Space X in Southern ca. Please let him know I need to thank him for saving my life."

^^ The thread has come full circle.

This statement prompts these questions in my mind:

1. Does Chuck Parks want to be thanked for saving Dana's life?
2. Did Chuck Parks not intend to save Dana's life, to wit:
2a. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving himself, or
2b. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving Lucky, both of which make saving Dana a collateral act.
3. Would Chuck Parks approve of Dana's porno scenes? Would he express scorn for her cavorting with so many black men? Or would be understand the situational ethics involved, and be moved by Dana's insistence that these men only insert the tip of their penii inside her?
4. Did Chuck Parks, in fact, "save" Dana? I'm thinking of the deconstruction of "save" and all the ways one could interpret the wide illocutionary force of such a word.
5. Could Chuck Parks have done more? Would he have donated a share of TSLA, which no doubt a SpaceX employee would have available as a discount back in 2015 or so?

The Luvinlioness will never give up her secrets. It's possible Chuck Parks was just a civilian at the right place at the right time. I'm intrigued as to the nature of their meeting; there are no coincidences in this universe. Was she drinking coffee at a McD's, waiting for a trucker to ask for a ride on her caboose, was her Merc on the fritz in the heat of a Palm Springs summer morning? Did Chuck become a classy gent caller once they met? Could it be she really met Chuck Palahniuk, got the surname wrong, and Chuck is now writing a brutally bare, white-hot novel about their accidental meeting?

My neighbor works at SpaceX in LA in high power radio telemetry and communications. Not sure how I'd be able to ask if he knows Chuck Parks without some 'splaining on my end though

I'm thinking something like this, but not as classy as the scene in Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks."

I am somewhat confused as to the timeline of the thank-you shoutout. Did she just thank a guy that did a minor thing almost 7 years ago or is Max just pulling out nuggets from the past?

If she just thanked the guy for the act long ago, does the Luvinlioness have something like the UK Official Secrets Act with an embargo of only 6 years instead of whatever the UK changed theirs from?

Dana just (a few days ago) thanked a knight from her past. She also wrote:

"I am looking for a Charles ( Chuck ) Parks who works for Space X in Southern California. He did something for me that literally saved my life..5 years ago. I never got to thank him and all I know is he makes the parts that go on the ships. Engineer. It was a life changer for me."

Dana is in her mid-60s now, always looking for a classy gent. I am guessing that she remembers Chuck from a few past encounters. Probably tipped her a lot of roses, helped her get back to Canada. Chuck may have had a stable job, now she wants him back into her life.

Talk about no good deed goes unpunished. Did she shout him out as the Luvinlioness or with her legitimate name? If she did as the Luvinlioness, talk about potentially uncomfortable lunch discussions and gossip with one's fellow coworkers. I mean if she was a really hot and young porn whore, then yeah that could be defended from a position of strength, but with someone probably his grandma's age, ouch. Imagine the shit he will catch if the very easy-to-connect dots are connected.



Maybe this Chuck character has this info on his Linkedin profile, so you don't have to ask your friend.



On another note, what is the over/under on the Luvinlioness dipping her toe into the trendy non-binary bullshit that is infecting our world? That would be a currently --unfortunately-- socially acceptable way for this lazy attention whore to get some new attention. I am sure her Christian friends wouldn't approve and might toss her to the wolves or maybe she is too old to brook such nonsense.

I want that Overton window moved back to the 1980s.

I say cut to the chase. Faceblaster needs to ask his neighbor if he knows CP. If affirmative just have him ask CP if he cornholed some obnoxious old lady while her dog watched. Inquiring minds on an obscure porn forum want to know.

"...I am looking for a Charles ( Chuck ) Parks ...He did something for me that literally saved my life..5 years ago."

Could it be he helped fix the car that took her back to Canada?

That is my guess. Although I think he gave her roses to do so herself.

However, what benefactor would ever give his real name to a train wreck, knowing that the wreck could one day end up at his front door, tragically begging for more help?

Yet, I could possibly consider her words on face value. Maybe she choked on a chicken bone, and he heimliched her back into this world. Or deep-throated it into her stomach.

Maybe Charles (Chuck) Parks is a fake john name. A more subtle and believable Mike Hunt.