Recovered on Twitter, looking for classy gentlemen with whom to interact...
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 22h22 hours ago
Hello guys...i am in LA contact meat danahayesxxx@hotmail.com for bookings

Excellent typo.

I haven't figured out if she has the many lives of a cat, the luck of the Irish, the resiliency of a cockroach or is simply engaging in FLOP #1. I would put my money on the last one.

The Luvinlioness is very adaptive.

She keeps edging closer and closer to my city, only a matter of time.

Then its gonna be decision time.

If she is still in the Inland Empire you can rent a pretty cheap hotel room out there.

If the Luvinlioness puts some lead in your pencil, I would say go for it and travel out to see her. Please give us a first hand report if you take the plunge.

I guessing she reeks of booze, nicotine and unwashed dog that she tries to mask with mini-mart perfume.

We definitely need fresh eyewitness reports.

Currently she's trying to get a gig with @bravomodels via Twitter. Hope she prevails over the tattooed lot.

Dana Hayes
‏@danahayesxxx
@bravomodels
Hello i am Dana Hayes mature model
Danahayesxxx@hotmail.com


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But it sounds like a home boy* does their tweets:
WE LOOKING FOR NEW FEMALE TALENTS for BIKES AND BABES TV SEXY CLIPS
* turns out they might be Czechs.
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This is the type of enterprise with which a classy Luvinlioness needs to do business.

She bad

She actually looks like a fuckable 60 year old in that heavily edited picture.

This is an old, fucked up looking hag and any one of you who wanna fuck her have no self respect.

She's ready to fly, Kengren - just make it to LAX

Mature Adult Film Star LAX. Esrly bird

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You need to let the Luvinlioness into your heart and your pants.

Wait a minute. I just saw the FULL SIZED HD version of that picture on HX. Her bottom teeth are fucking brown. DEAL BREAKER.

Hey, but they're all there! The stains must be from smoking - cigarettes, not cock.

Noshing on Alpo.

You gots to go for the granny butt.

When an ass gets that big, coupled with the reduced mobility of age, you start to wonder if wiping becomes a bigger ordeal than it had been.

Too dark to see if the wipe job was effective.
I'm sure she cleans up for her classy gentleman friends.
I have a feeling granny doesn't do anal anymore. Too much work. Or if she does, it must take a pretty bunch of roses.

I looked at the high res pic again and it looks like the staining has a reddish tinge and is probably her lipstick.

Granny's on a roll.
From her Twitter. No mention of Lucky.

God. Such a big difference in her face from age 50 to 60, why must we get old and ugly? Life is an unbearably cruel joke.

The constant dancing with homelessness, bouncing from hotel to hotel, etc, must have taken a toll on her. She'd look better if she'd had a condo as a home base and entertained her classy gentlemen there and in better surroundings.

I wonder after servicing a classy gentleman, does she break down and cry and let out her woes to tug on the john's heart strings to squeeze out additional cash or favors.

She is a essentially a lot lizard and should move to a county in Nevada where prostitution is legal, but in her mind, she is a XXX star and hooking is part-time gig until she gets back into the movies.

She should probably stay out of Nevada, I'm pretty sure that there is a warrant out on her out of Reno.

She got taken down in Reno and had to high tail it out of there. She'd probably be there now if it weren't for her hijinx. Apparently, whores are not welcome everywhere in Nevada. As a hooker/lot lizard, she does have the comedic hook with Lucky the Hapless Dog. Some guys might donate roses just to see that Lucky gets a square set of meals that week.

hey she doesn't really like that bad there. nice hair

A little lipstick and a smile and she might be a severe headmistress at an all-girl school.

She's pulling all the stops at Humaniplex -posting all pictures and calling on all the classy gents to join her (one at a time, of course)
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Luvinlioness is too good to miss...
*excellent travel,* dinner,*casino,* party or *business function companion. * *Comfortable from jeans to evening attire Ms.Hayes is entertaining and never boring.
*Why go alone?*

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She is fucking nuts.

Kengren04, I think I know who you can call for a business function that demands the presence of a mature, yet vivacious and classy companion. Bring a bag of "Blue Buffalo" gourmet food to break the ice with Lucky.

Lucky would go into a coma with some Blue Buffalo he's used to Alpo. That would be like offering Dana lobster when all she is used to is Spam.

Classy gents bring classy treats!

Could it be?
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Mar 7 2016 09:40AM
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Jaywalking Woman Killed

Unless she can time travel, I don't think it is her:




I don't think the Luvinlioness runs, unless running from John Law.

Yeah, I guess she can't post from beyond the grave or run. The story reminded me of Erica Boyer's death. She was run over crossing a street.

What would happen to Lucky if Dana met her maker?

^ Hard to say. Might end up eating regularly. Might end up being eaten at Alex's Chinese Buffet.

That was fucking hilliarious!!

The elusive Lioness has not released her latest whereabouts. She must be in seclusion. Lucky, if you can, bark at the moon! Someone will rescue you!!

Stranded in Apple Valley !

In applevalley. No room colld out
In car no heater
Anyone have a place i can sleep?
I only have thin blsnket
Would appreciate it
Car is too small and fullcall if someone is able to let me not be frozen

Omfg, this never ends.
KenGren/nearest hobbyist, can you organize a rescue party?

Apple Valley is a shitty, middle of no where desert town probably almost an hour and a half drive away from the Huntington Beach area where this all started. How/why the hell is she driving such long distances in what I assume is a shitty car

Because she is a dumb whore.

I can't believe she'd travel that far for one rose donation. There must be a population of classy gentlemen in the environs of Apple Valley, all waiting to get the Luvinlioness treatment. she really should stick to LA, SFV and Las Vegas. If her luck continues this way, her next date will be in Death Valley or in the Salton Sea.

Since, the Luvinlioness travels to the seedier sections of SoCal on a regular basis, she should hook up with a meth dealer and retail it to classy gentlemen who also are methamphetamine enthusiasts. Sounds like a synergistic situation to me. They might actually seek out Dana and she wouldn't need to be begging on Twitter as much and could throw in the fun times for free if you bought enough.

The problem with that is, she can't even be a successful whore....getting busted in Reno.....she surely wouldn't be able to detect the undercover DEA Agent from a regular client.

Does methamphetamine use promote weight loss? The Luvinlioness could stand to lose a bit of weight.



Here she is before being schtupped by a negro in 2008.

How do you think these young whores stay thin eating "craft service" on the porn sets.

Thanks Bluecipher, I was eating food when that picture was inflicted on me. That photo is 8 years old, I don't think she has gotten thinner. I can't imagine the funk coming off of that caboose. I think that is an ass only a Negro could love.

Kingfish, I am sure that if the Luvinlioness had a porn shoot tomorrow that featured anal or a dp, she'd find a shaving kit, anal bleach, and enough fleet enemas to keep it tidy and avoid mud on the helmet syndrome. In her current condition, however, there is no guarantee you would not find bits of toilet papr and whatnot if you spread those cheeks. She must keep her contact with the classy gents circumscribed to head, tit jobs and the furtive missionary roll in the hay. Wonder if johns let her shower...

It's a sad time to be a Luvinlioness fan.

yeah, that fan club fits in a vw beetle. More power to ya!

Ach! I should have written,
"It's a sad time to be a Dana Hayes fan."

Dana Hayes, the "mature porn star," is dead and the Luvinlioness, a homeless escort/lot lizard and possible grifter, has taken over.

Is the luvlioness a natural bleach blonde? I see darker roots in pictures from freeones. I wonder how much cabbage she spends keeping that hair blonde.

Looks like Lucky ain't so lucky.